The third master is definitely worthy of his word at home, although the third grandmother always quarrels with him, but as a traditional woman, she will definitely listen to the third master in major matters, and this time the third master's decision, he agrees with it in his heart, don't you just want to see the appearance of your children and grandchildren when you are old, but unfortunately the grandson is there, and there is no shortage of girlfriends, but there is always no great-grandson, which can make the old lady anxious. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Yang Yi's face is still a little swollen, especially the right cheek, the swollen eyes can only open a slit, he has been doing rehabilitation training for the past few days, and he is grinning when he takes a step.

"Brother System, I'm going to die of pain, can you think of a way?" "The sky will descend on the Si people, and they must first suffer their minds and starve their bodies..." ”

Yang Yi couldn't help but scolded: "What the hell is going on!" Brother System was unhappy, and said noisily: "Why don't you kid put on your pants and don't admit it? If it weren't for this system, you would have passed the first seven now! Yang Yi smiled bitterly and asked, "What the hell is going on with me, aren't you going to explain it to me?"

"It's very simple, it's that the system sees that you're going to hang up, and helps you start the second-level biological static electricity, but your body is too weak to stand such a large amount of energy, in short, you almost survived. Yang Yi asked rhetorically: "There is a second level of biostatic electricity?" "Of course, the second level of biostatic electricity will first stimulate the bones and muscles of your whole body with pulses, stimulating the potential of every inch of your body, just like expanding the capacity of a new battery." ”

"Then can't you be gentle?" "This has nothing to do with gentleness, it's like using a household wire to connect 100,000 volts of high-voltage electricity, and it will explode." Thinking about the previous danger, Yang Yi is afraid now, especially when the system actually said that it would explode, and he almost became a human bomber!

Brother System said in an indifferent tone: "No human bomb is so exaggerated, your worst outcome is to be paralyzed, oh and become an idiot, because in that state your blood flow rate will be very fast, if you don't do it, it will damage your brain, anyway, the static electricity of secondary creatures is very dangerous, you don't need it, you just beg me and I won't use it, it hurts Lao Tzu, the energy you have saved for a long time was almost lost by you, hurry up and recover to earn energy!"

After finishing the conversation with Brother System, Yuanyuan brought a pot of slimy things very intimately. It's not a plaster, it's Yang Yi's lunch, and after the chocolate braised pork, she created the caramel sea cucumber lobster set!

Chai Sen originally walked around Yang Yi's feet and played, but when it saw Yuanyuan coming with a basin, it immediately grabbed its tail and wanted to slip away, but it forgot that it also had an unscrupulous owner, and it was fished into its arms, and it was useless to resist.

"Yi, eat it while it's hot, eat more to get better. Yang Yi smiled a little reluctantly, pointed to Chai Sen in his arms and said: "You see Chai Sen is in a hurry, if I hadn't caught him, he would definitely have thrown himself into the pot, give it a piece to taste first." Ignoring Chai Sen's fierce resistance, Yang Yi stuffed a palm-sized sea cucumber into its mouth alive, which was already black with a layer of caramel, and that peculiar shape, it was definitely a visitor from another world when it was put on the screen!

Well, Chai Sen is still alive, people should be fine if they eat it, Yang Yi wanted to stuff it with another piece, but Yuan Yuan took it from his arms, and said with a smile: "I stewed big bones for Chai Sen, these are your nutritious meals, eat it." "Yang Yi really wants to cry, Yuanyuan's cooking is not delicious, it can only be regarded as average, but as long as she cooks a nutritious meal for Yang Yi, it is definitely dark cuisine!

"Oh, I'll eat it right away!" Yang Yi smiled and stuffed a piece of shrimp meat into his mouth, the sweetness made Yang Yi feel that he had become a part of the basin, and he was tired from the bones!

"Yi, is it delicious?" Looking at Yuanyuan's expectant eyes, Yang Yi really couldn't bear to tell her the truth, he stalked his neck and said that it was delicious, and the long pain was better than the short pain, Yang Yi turned his heart sideways, opened the bow left and right, and stuffed the basin into his mouth regardless of black or white, Yang Yi felt that the sweat he shed after eating was sweet!

Looking at Yang Yi's "happy" eating, He Yuanyuan smiled very happily, and couldn't help but persuade: "Eat slowly, I made a big pot, it was taught to me by Brother Wu, it is said to be the earthwork of his hometown, do you feel a little better now?" Yang Yi is now reversing the eighteenth generation of Wood's ancestors in his heart, this guy is really a despicable villain, isn't it that he fell in front of the newcomer some time ago and ate, and he actually holds a grudge until now!

After finally eating a large pot, Yang Yi didn't even want to move a finger now, it was really sweet and sad! I don't know if it was a hallucination, Yang Yi actually saw Chai Sen laughing again in a very humane way! That kind of schadenfreude smile was very obvious, and Yang Yi was so panicked when he saw it! Yuanyuan sat on the lawn and moved Yang Yi's head to her lap, gently stroking Yang Yi's swollen eyes, and his eyes were red again.

In order to divert Yuanyuan's attention, Yang Yi deliberately said: "Yuanyuan, you see that you always make sweets for me to eat these days, can you change it?" Yuanyuan was surprised: "Don't you like to eat?" "It's not that I don't like it, I'm afraid of diabetes if I eat too much sweet, I'll eat as much as Chai Sen wants tomorrow, and it's more convenient for you." "But I'm going to give Chaisen dog food tomorrow." ”

"Huh?" Looking at Yang Yi's stunned expression, Yuanyuan snorted and laughed, Yang Yi reacted at this time, Yuanyuan would actually joke with herself now, is this still the autistic girl with a blank expression and gloomy zombie at the beginning? Yang Yi's straight eyes made Yuanyuan a little shy, and a layer of carmine rose on her fair face, as if she had drunk wine.

Yang Yi couldn't help but raise his head and kiss it, Yuanyuan was still so clumsy, her eyes were closed tightly, and even her lips were closed, but unfortunately Yang Yi's tongue was like a spirit snake, no matter how tightly he closed it, he was still pried open, and finally the whole person was soft in Yang Yi's arms.

"Wang!" Chai Sen's cry finally woke Yang Yi up, the feeling of indulging in love is very wonderful, it will make people lost, and even the time feels very fast, Yang Yi didn't even notice that there were two people squatting beside him.

One of these two people is the third master, and the other is Liu Junhu. Yang Yi was typically thick-skinned, scratched his head and asked, "Grandpa, when did you come?" Yuanyuan was about to die of shame, shook off Yang Yi's hand, picked up Chai Sen and ran. The third master coughed dryly and said: "I just came, I know that you young people sometimes can't help themselves together, but don't be like this in the yard, there are a lot of cameras at home, pay attention to weathering." ”

"Where is the camera?" Yang Yi's eyes widened. Liu Junhu lay down and touched the grass for a while, pointed to an ordinary grass and said, "Isn't this it, the grass on it is the camera, don't you know?" Yang Yi couldn't help jumping up and said in horror: "Then we have just been looked at?" The third master nodded and said: "The monitor is watched twenty-four hours a day, and it must be looked at." ”

"Then I was also seen last time when I peed in the garden?" "Well, sure, wait, where did you pee?" "Garden, I see that there is a flower that is very weak and I want to fertilize it." "Wow! It turned out to be you stinky boy, I lost my son and carried the black pot for you for so long, that begonia flower is the baby of your third grandmother, after you urinated to death, your third grandmother kept saying that I did it!"

Yang Yi was embarrassed, scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, grandpa, I didn't know it was so fragile, oh yes, how is Brother Tiger's blind date, did you look at the right eye?"

Yang Yi got up and helped the third master to sit down, and persuaded: "What's the matter? The woman didn't come? Still don't look down on Brother Tiger?" The third master pointed at Liu Junhu angrily and said, "You let this little bastard say it himself!" After speaking, he sulked on the side, and took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, it seemed that he was angry enough.

"What's wrong with Brother Tiger?" Liu Junhu said with a bitter face: "What else, there are five women on the blind date, three of them scared away when they heard my name, and the remaining two, one is more manly than me, and the other is not planning to marry me, but planning to marry Qian, what does it mean that after marriage, she must have half of the family property in her name?

"That's not like it, you don't like it, it's just that, the first one, isn't it a little taller, that body looks good at a glance, why don't you look down on others!" Liu Junhu pouted and said: "Yes! That body really has nothing to say, brother, do you know how tall she is? Two meters and one seven! Or the center of their basketball team, the best at grabbing rebounds, that foot is longer than a stool! If I want her, the two of them will go shopping in the future, and people will think that she is leading her son out to play!"

The third master angrily threw a handful of grass on Liu Junhu's face, and Liu Junhu simply took a few with his mouth and chewed it fiercely. Yang Yi hurriedly persuaded: "Grandpa, you dissipate your anger, marriage is a lifelong event, you should always let Brother Hu choose it well, otherwise there will definitely be a small trouble in three days and a big trouble in five days in the future. ”

"Still picking slowly? He has been looking for not a thousand but eight hundred women over the years, when will he choose?" Liu Junhu whispered: "How can there be so many, only a little more than three hundred." Yang Yi couldn't stand his cheap mouth anymore, so he kicked him quietly, appeased the third master to go back to rest, and see if there was anything suitable tomorrow.

"It doesn't matter if he's suitable or not, next month he is looking for a sow, and he must marry me!"