Chapter 32: It's embarrassing this time
Liu Ge and Xiao Ni helped the drunk Li Tian to the private room, and the people inside were puzzled when they saw Liu Ge and Xiao Ni helping back a stranger.
One of the women said, "Wow, Xiaoge Xiaoni, you said you went out to the bathroom, but you didn't expect that you went to fish for Kaizi." ”
Liu Ge's face was as red as a persimmon, and he said with a reduced momentum, "You, don't talk nonsense, what Kaizi, this is my friend." ”
At this time, Xiao Ni next to her dismantled the stage and said: "Don't listen to her, you don't know, she just saw someone, she threw her arms to them, and took the opportunity to rub oil!"
Hearing this, Liu Ge's face turned even redder, and he said indignantly: "You, you are talking nonsense, I, I have that?"
"You dare to say you don't?"
"No, just no!"
The girl who spoke earlier continued, "You said he's your friend, what friend, boyfriend?"
Liu Ge hurriedly said: "Alas, it's really not, Xiaoling, if you say that again, I'll take him out." Hmph!"
Xiao Ling hurriedly waved her hand and said, "Don't! It's better to be happy alone, it's better to be happy with everyone, what are you going out for! Come on, come in." ”
"............" Liu Ge was completely speechless.
After helping Li Tian to sit down, this group of girls immediately took action. Some people poked Li Tian's face with their fingers, and some people touched his head with their hands, which made Liu Ge unguardable, and finally they went.
Xiao Ye didn't know how many times Didi had raised the alarm, but Li Tian, who was drunk, paid attention to it.
Xiao Ye couldn't help but think, this time on the lottery, why did so many beauties come at once, alas, it seems that if the next time the lottery is drawn, he will have to find another host, alas!
When the girls stopped moving, Li Tian slowly came to his senses. When he saw so many beautiful women here, he thought he was dreaming, so soon he fell asleep again.
Xiao Ye is really depressed, there are so many beautiful women here, he actually sleeps a lot? I really don't understand, I don't understand.
Xiao Ye was about to wake up Li Tian, "Drip, master wake up! Drip, master wake up!"
Alas, it looks like you're going to have to use a trick, "Drop, the self-detonation device will be activated in less than ten seconds." 10,9,8,7………”
Hearing this, Li Tian was a little sober, and he thought of some plots from the movies and TV series he had watched before. I thought, no, doesn't it exist in my sea of consciousness? How could it blow itself up? But Li Tian then thought of Xiao Ye saying that he was an artificial intelligence, could it be that Xiao Ye wanted to explode in his head.
Thinking of this, Li Tian was half awake, and immediately opened his eyes and shouted: "Ah! Don't blow yourself up! Don't blow yourself up! I'm awake! I'm awake!"
Xiao Ye: "Hee-hee......"
Girls: "........."
As soon as Li Tian woke up and saw a group of beautiful women, he thought, he wasn't dreaming, right? Xiao Ye's voice immediately sounded in his mind and said, "Master, you're not dreaming, everything is true." Master, this time your signing seems to have finally played its original role. ”
Li Tian said: "The original role? That is, I can do whatever I want now?"
"Well, master, it doesn't seem like you can!"
Li Tian said depressedly: "No, then why are you telling me so much? Isn't this still the same? Alas, what you can only see and can't eat is crystal, and what you can see and eat is steamed buns." Alas, crystals are better than steamed buns, and maybe there are people in it who can help you realize your dreams. ”
Xiao Ye said with satisfaction: "It's still the master who is smart, and he immediately thought of the key to the matter." ”
Li Tian looked at a group of girls who cast curious glances at him, smiled awkwardly and said, "Haha, uh, I had a nightmare just now, so don't be surprised." ”
Xiao Ling rolled her eyes and said, "Yo! Our concubine of Liu Ge's children's shoes is still a science fiction fan?"
Liu Ge just lowered his warm little face, and immediately turned red like a prawn and said, "Xiaoling, if you want to talk nonsense again, I will tear your mouth apart!"
Xiao Ling immediately laughed and said: Oh, you're angry, aren't you?hahaha!"
When Li Tian heard this, he glanced back at Liu Ge who was sitting next to him, and felt a little familiar in his heart, and after thinking about it carefully, he remembered it and said, "It's you?"
Liu Ge's heart fluttered, and he said convincingly: "Ah, yes, we met again, what a coincidence." ”
Li Tian thought in his heart, "It's your coincidence, not me." I don't even know how I got here. But he still said: "Ah, yes, what a coincidence." ”
Xiao Ni, who was sitting at the front, said, "Alas, handsome pot, let me ask you a question?"
Li Tian turned his head to look at Xiao Ni, and Liu Ge glared at Xiao Ni fiercely behind his back, which meant that he was not allowed to ask too mean questions. Xiao Ni replied to her with a reassuring look, and Liu Ge's eyes were full of unease.
I heard Xiaoni ask: "Alas, Shuai Guo, how old are you this year?"
Li Tian was stunned for a moment, thinking, why did she ask this? But she still said honestly: "Ao, I'm still young, only twenty years old." ”
Xiao Ni muttered, "Well, twenty years old? Okay, it's past the legal age of marriage." ”
"Ahh......h No way?
Xiao Ye said happily in the sea of knowledge: "Di, congratulations to the master, you have self-knowledge and get a little luck value." ”
"............" Li Tian would rather not have this luck value.
I heard Xiaoni then ask, "Are you married?" or, do you have any children?"
"Huh, what are you talking about?" Li Tian is really depressed, this woman can't be a psychopath, right?
Liu Ge glared at Xiao Ni fiercely again, and then lowered his head shyly.
Li Tian really didn't want to answer such a question, but if he didn't answer, he seemed to be squirming, so he said: "Ao, of course not, I don't even have a girlfriend, what about the child?"
Well, after Xiao Ni felt that there was no problem, it was Xiao Ling's turn to ask. Xiaoling asked, "Alas, then, do you accept the Dink life?"
Just now, because Xiao Ni's question was too terrifying, Li Tian planned to drink red wine to suppress the shock, but after hearing this question, the wine that had just been drunk in his mouth blurted out a drop of wine.
Li Tian had only one thought in his heart, run! Who are these people?
Liu Ge, who was behind him, saw this situation and asked himself, "Li Tian, are you okay?"
Li Tian took another sip of wine and said calmly, "It's okay." But as soon as he finished speaking, he coughed violently twice.
Liu Ge patted him on the back and asked with concern, "Are you really okay?"
Li Tian smiled and said, "Ao, I'm really fine, so I won't bother you, I'll go out to breathe by myself." ”