"Beauty, what's wrong with me?"

"Handsome guy, do you have a kind?"

"Of course you have, do you want to do it?"

"I want to do it...... Oh no, I want to borrow a seed from you!"

"Haha, if you want to sleep with me, just say it, why do you have to beat around the bush like this?"

"Don't get me wrong, I actually like my mother!"

"What do you mean?"

"I'm Lala!"

"Since it's Lala, why do you want a child, and you still want me to borrow seeds?"

"Because you look a lot like a beautiful male star I used to like, but he is not as handsome as you, you are not as beautiful as him!"

"Who is he?"

"Song Wuzheng!"

"I don't know!"

"You don't even know me, how can you know him?"

"You're famous?"

"It's famous!"

"Since you like Song Wuzheng, why don't you just go to him and borrow seeds?"

"Because Song Wuzheng has been buried in the fire a long time ago!"

"So you're starting to dislike men?"

"That's right!"

"Okay, to be honest, you're so beautiful, I can't help but think about it when I look at it, it's a pity that I'm not a casual man, although sometimes I'm not a person casually, but there is no emotional foundation, I won't sleep with a strange woman casually, I'm really sorry, I can't lend you the seeds!"

"I'm afraid you can't help it!"

"What do you mean?"

"There's love tiger oil in the wine!"

"You can do such a shameless thing, you are so poisonous!"

"The most poisonous thing is a woman's heart!"

"Okay, I'll surrender, whatever you want, but please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin!"

"Don't worry, I will!"

"Shall we open the house, or shall the car shake here?"

"Car Shock!"

"You're so savage!"

"Women are not savage, they are cheap men everywhere!"

"It makes sense, I'm speechless!"

"Stop talking!"

"You're a virgin?"

"Unexpected?"

"If it hurts, bite my hand!"

"I'll bite you to death!"

"You're really biting?"

"Mmmm

"Ahhhh

"It hurts me!"

"I'm in pain!"

"Pain and pleasure!"

"Are you okay lying down there?"

"No, I'm going to be on it!"

"You're going to hurt up there!"

"I don't hurt down there?"

"If I take the initiative, I will be gentle!"

"If I'm passive, I'll feel aggrieved!"

"You're so domineering!"

"Women are not domineering, men are not kind!"

"It makes sense, I'm speechless!"

"You, I'll come back to you tomorrow!"

"When?"

"Three watches!"

"Where?"

"In the car!"

"Characters?"

"You and me!"

"Incident?"

"Borrow seeds!"

"Deadline?"

"Pregnant!"

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After the fall of the Qing Dynasty, the country abolished the emperor system and set up the presidential system and the queen system to jointly control the military and political power!

Bingbing used to be an international superstar, and now she is the country's eighth queen of China!

Her husband's surname is Li, he is also a superstar in the entertainment industry, and he is also the current CEO of Datang International!

There have been media reports that the Li family is the descendant of Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty!

After Li Gongzi and Bingbing tied the knot, with his wife being elected as the queen of China, his status also rose!

Even the chief screenwriter of this year's Spring Festival Gala has become Li Dagongzi!

Although Li Dagongzi is not good at screenwriting, who told him to have a Chinese queen's wife as a backer!

"Bingbing, Miss Yang's Spring Festival Gala program is the song and dance "The Drunken Concubine", which is a New Year's gift specially arranged by me for you, I hope you can like it after watching it!"

Mr. Li warmly invited his wife to come to the rehearsal site of the Spring Festival Gala to watch the performance, smiling attentively and flattering!

"The surname is Li, please remember!"

The Ice Queen said with a cold face: "We just get married and take what we need, don't think that if you do these things for me, I will fall in love with you!"

"Haha, of course I do!"

Grand Prince Li smiled indifferently: "Our Bingbing is now the queen of China, and in ancient times, it was Wu Zetian, how easy is it to make a female emperor fall in love with a common man?"

"But I believe that one day, you will fall in love with me!"

"You'd better not be delusional!"

The Ice Queen said with a cold face: "I'm Lala, I only like women, I don't like men!"

"Haha, it doesn't matter!"

Li Dagongzi chuckled and said: "Because of this, husband, I specially arranged a play for you "The Drunken Concubine", and specially invited your favorite Miss 'Yang Xihua' in the 'Four Great Beauty Stars of China' to play the role of Yang Yuhuan......"

"Look at my husband, how much I think about you!"

"One of you is His Majesty the Emperor, and the other is a concubine, you are simply a natural pair and a pair made from the ground!"

“……”

The Ice Queen sneered coldly: "Your wife is gay, are you not jealous at all, angry at all?"

"Haha, no, no, no!"

Master Li said generously: "You just like women, but you don't like men, why am I jealous and angry?"

"What if I suddenly fall in love with a certain man?"

The Ice Queen sneered, "What about you?"

"I will immediately kill people and destroy corpses!"

Grand Master Li's expression suddenly became vicious, but he quickly smiled and said, "Haha, just kidding...... Bingbing, look at it, the next show is "The Drunken Concubine......"

“……”

The corners of the Ice Queen's mouth sneered!

Of course, she wouldn't really think that the surname Li was joking!

But she didn't take it seriously!

Because it's impossible for me to like a man anymore!

At this time, a light and cheerful musical prelude suddenly sounded on the stage, which made extensive use of classical Chinese instruments such as guzheng, erhu, pipa, and jade flute!

Master Li frowned slightly!

Because he heard that this music was not the prelude to his carefully arranged "The Drunken Concubine"!

What the hell is going on?

Suddenly change the music and don't say hello to him, the chief screenwriter?

Fortunately, this music is better than the "Drunken Concubine" he arranged before, otherwise he would have to go crazy on the spot!

Coincidentally, at this time, the idea of the director group turned out to be the same as that of Li Dagongzi, and everyone unanimously thought that the music mutation was what Li Dagongzi meant, so they didn't switch over immediately!

With the sound of the prelude, more than a dozen beautiful young women in ancient costumes wearing colorful clothes and long-sleeved tassel gauze skirts walked out one after another and danced on both sides of the stage!

In the middle of the stage, a large space is vacated, which is welcoming the grand debut of the heroine Yang Guifei......

"The snowflakes fell that year, and the plum blossoms bloomed on the branches"

"There was too much sorrow left next to Huaqing Pond that year"

A man's singing voice suddenly sounded, and then the heroine Yang Guifei slowly rose from the center of the stage wearing a red costume and a golden phoenix crown, graceful and glamorous!

This scene can't help but make people's eyes light up, and of course it is a little strange!

Because everyone saw and heard with their own eyes that the people who sang and the people who performed turned out to be the actress Yang Guifei's actor Yang Xihua!