Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Car Shakes
Regarding the jokes that Zhan Xingchuan said, Ran Xixi was a little surprised, he has never been a person who likes to joke.
Since he is still in the mood to say such things to himself, it means that he is really fine.
Thinking so, Ran Xixi cautiously glanced at his crotch with the tail of his eyes, and finally completely relieved himself.
She secretly shouted in her heart, thank God, if it is really broken, or if there is any organ problem, it will not be a lifelong problem. I can't escape the blame, I'm afraid I can't get over the hurdle of conscience no matter what.
"Eat yours, don't talk about stinky tofu abroad, you may not be able to eat tofu. β
Zhan Xingchuan saw her stop, as if he looked thoughtful, and couldn't help urging her to eat it while it was hot.
He really said that Ran Xixi has been to a Chinese restaurant in the local Chinatown a few times, and the taste is so-so, the taste has been improved, and some dishes are not as good as her own cooking. However, when she is busy with work, let alone cooking, when she gets home, she can fall asleep in the bathtub after taking a bath.
Ran Xixi knew that Zhan Xingchuan didn't like to smell it, so he tried to roll down the window.
But as soon as she opened a gap, he stretched out his hand to stop it: "It's windy and gray, don't open the window, unless you want to eat stinky tofu mixed with soil." β
After saying that, Zhan Xingchuan closed the window again.
"I don't see it, you're kind. It's not going to be poisoned. β
Ran Xixi looked surprised, she poked the remaining three pieces of stinky tofu in the carton with a bamboo skewer, and sighed in her heart, but unfortunately there are only five small pieces of one piece, which is really not enough to eat.
"Yes, after being poisoned, women will complain after eating** and dance striptease in the car. β
Zhan Xingchuan lied, his face was not red and he was not panting.
Although he knew that he was joking, Ran Xixi couldn't help but show a vigilant look, and even subconsciously handed the stinky tofu in his hand to the distance, as if he was hesitating to continue eating.
"You really believe it. Or are you actually expecting to be poisoned? β
Seeing her wandering back and forth between eating and not eating, Zhan Xingchuan couldn't help laughing, his heart was finally a lot happier, who asked her to let herself come to the hospital, and she was almost touched by the male doctor. This next time, it's even, and he is secretly complacent.
"Hmph. β
Seeing him smiling triumphantly, Ran Xixi turned his heart sideways, moved quickly, inserted a piece of stinky tofu, and stuffed it directly into Zhan Xingchuan's mouth.
"Laugh, keep laughing. How's that, it's delicious. Don't thank me, share your piece. β
She laughed too, and slowly ate the remaining two pieces.
Zhan Xingchuan maintained a posture with his mouth wide open, his whole face was completely stiff, and he felt that he was shrouded in the smell of stinky tofu from his scalp to the soles of his feet, like a dense net, completely covering him, and there was nowhere to escape.
"Ah...... Give me...... Take it out...... Ah......h
He was about to cry, not to mention eating, he used to feel sick even when he smelled it. If it weren't for Ran Xixi's extreme liking, Zhan Xingchuan would never have allowed this kind of food to appear in front of him.
"How do you take it out. Don't waste it, be good, swallow it. β
Ran Xixi not only didn't help him, but also stretched out a hand and gently lifted his chin very intimately, asking him to close his mouth and try this kind of earthly delicacy to his heart's content.
A rich flavor permeates the mouth......
What does that taste like......
Zhan Xingchuan was almost crying, and he even suspected now that he would rather let the doctor pet his little bird than eat stinky tofu.
"Haven't you heard that? Smelling stinky and eating fragrant, you can't be prejudiced against stinky tofu. As long as you try to bite down and chew two more bites, you may open a door to a new world, and when the time comes, you will find ......"
Ran Xixi had already quickly finished eating the stinky tofu in his hand, threw the carton aside, stretched out his hand, and brainwashed Zhan Xingchuan while making gestures.
Unexpectedly, before the words were finished, Zhan Xingchuan, who was originally sitting in the co-pilot, came over directly, pinched her chin, made her open her mouth, and then fed the piece of stinky tofu directly into her mouth.
"Hmm......"
Her eyes widened in surprise, and she nearly choked.
"Come, eat, don't waste. You're talking about delicious food. β
Zhan Xingchuan sat back in his place, picked up the mineral water, took a big sip, rinsed his mouth, and then pushed the car door and spit on the side of the road. After repeating it twice, he felt that the taste in his mouth was not so strong, so he closed the door, found a piece of chewing gum, and stuffed it into his mouth.
Spit into the carton, Ran Xixi's face turned a little pale, and he looked at him angrily.
She was so angry that she clenched her hand into a fist and slammed it on Zhan Xingchuan's shoulder. Still angry, Ran Xixi simply pounced on him, snorted at his face one by one, and kept shouting: "Smoke you, smoke you, see if I don't stun your illusion." Make you disappear completely. β
Zhan Xingchuan kept hiding backwards until there was no room to retreat, he squinted: "Don't force me, don't force me." β
She laughed: "Be careful that I buy a hundred boxes of stinky tofu and throw it on your bed in the middle of the night." β
His eyes darkened, and his breathing seemed to become a little rapid in an instant, because it was very close, so Ran Xixi saw it almost effortlessly, Zhan Xingchuan's pupils seemed to shrink suddenly, and before she could see clearly whether they had returned to normal, he bit her lip directly.
It's a bite, it's a bite.
Because there was a feeling that was lighter than the pain, heavier than the itch, from the lower lip quickly, and then in an instant, it hit her whole body.
Ran Xixi seemed to be unable to move suddenly.
This man, who used to vomit even when he smelled stinky tofu from a distance, was actually gnawing on the mouth of the stinky tofu she had just eaten...... It's not a heavy taste.
By the time she came back to her senses and pushed his chest with both hands, Zhan Xingchuan had already taken the lead, wrapping her arms around her waist and strangling it tightly, making Ran Xixi almost unable to breathe.
Get oneβs dander up.
Don't dare to inhale, and don't dare to exhale.
She tried to step back, and as soon as she moved, he had already pressed it down, letting go of the lip that was clenching her, and then quickly pushed her teeth open, sliding his tongue in, trying to stir and linger with her.
Ran Xixi really couldn't accept such an alternative kiss, even if he could bear it, she couldn't bear it.
She began to struggle violently, and the body below her trembled slightly.
At this time, if you look at it from the outside, you must think that the man and woman in the car are doing something unseemly.
Before he could break free from Zhan Xingchuan's embrace, suddenly, someone knocked on the car window.
The two of them were shocked.
Ran Xixi was the first to react, and looked at Zhan Xingchuan blankly: "Is parking allowed here?" β
He raised his hand and pressed his forehead, letting out a long breath, a breath that smelled of stinky tofu.
The patrolling traffic policeman rode a motorcycle, parked outside, knocked on the window again, and shouted: "Come out, what are the people inside doing?" The appearance of the city should not be maintained. In broad daylight, on the side of the road......"
Before he finished speaking, Ran Xixi had already pushed open the car door in embarrassment.
A rich smell of stinky tofu came in.
The traffic policeman was almost so smoked that he couldn't open his eyes, he hurriedly covered his nose with his white-gloved hand, and said with a shocked face: "The two big people are hiding in the car and eating stinky tofu." β
Zhan Xingchuan also got out of the car, coughed lowly, and nodded to him.
"I want to eat, but she won't let me eat it, and I grabbed it, so I ......"
He explained why the body was trembling lightly just now, and then glanced at Ran Xixi next to him meaningfully.
"Get your driver's license. β
The traffic police freed up one hand, took Zhan Xingchuan's driver's license, looked at it a few times, returned it to him, and then educated him a few words, saying that he could not park at will here, and asked him to drive the car away immediately.
Seeing Zhan Xingchuan and Ran Xixi getting into the car, the traffic police shook their heads and said to themselves: "It's really crazy, dressed like a dog, how can you do strange things, I thought I was ...... in the car."
Because Ran Xixi does not have a domestic driver's license and is driving without a license, Zhan Xingchuan just insisted that he was driving.
Now, it was replaced by him, and Ran Xixi sat aside.
She rolled down the window and smelled away.
The two of them didn't speak for a long time, and after a while, I don't know who laughed first, and then the other laughed too, and it was out of control.
"You're still laughing. You've messed with the traffic police for the second time. Last time, you said I was insulting you. β
Zhan Xingchuan raised his hand, wiped the tears that came out of laughter, and said angrily. Seeing that she was silent, he turned his head to look at Ran Xixi, who was already laughing and slumped on the co-pilot, and couldn't help but pat the top of her head.
Her hair was blown by the wind, and the smile on her face looked so unscrupulous, as if it had been many years ago, simple and beautiful, and unsuspecting.
For a moment, Zhan Xingchuan really wished that the way home could be longer, longer.
When the two returned home, it was a little late, Zhan Ruijue had already eaten dinner, and was trying to play with a set of assembled toy models, although it was simple, but it was still very challenging for a child who was only more than three years old.
"Something. β
Zhan Xingchuan asked while eating.
"I bought it in Toys"R"Us when I got home, and I didn't understand it, but he liked it, so he bought it. β
Ran Xixi completely opened her appetite because of a few pieces of stinky tofu, and while answering his question, she sandwiched a piece of pork ribs.
He looked at her, smiled slightly, and was about to speak, when a message came from his phone.
It was a system push message from the Medical Laboratory Technology Center, telling him that the samples sent were valid and the identification results would be available in seven working days, so please wait patiently.
I don't know why, Zhan Xingchuan suddenly felt that his heart suddenly rose to his throat.
He cautiously glanced at Ran Xixi, who was sitting opposite, and she was eating so well that she didn't notice the subtle change in his expression. Zhan Xingchuan took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, he felt for the first time that seven days was too long, he knew that it was so difficult, and he wanted to think of a way to let them hurry up the results.
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