My name is Hong Hezhang, and my master is an old man. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Master told me that there are three types of thieves: the inferior thief, the medium thief, and the superior thief.

The human heart is unpredictable.

Especially the heart of a woman, it is a needle under the sea.

In the past, Master calculated women's hearts and stole women's hearts, but in the end he was just a flower thief, not a thief at all.

Stealing jade and stealing incense, there is also a way to steal, how easy is it to become a thief?

Master and I both live in the 'Seongyoin' Nature Village.

Why is it called Seiyo-in Temple?

Because thousands of years ago, there was a 'Qingyang Daochang' who helped King Xia establish the Xia Dynasty, the first feudal dynasty in China, so he was canonized as the national teacher of the Xia Dynasty.

And he became the first thief in Chinese history!

After the Qingyang Provincial Governor made meritorious contributions, he retreated bravely and lived in seclusion in the southern countryside: Qingyang Temple.

Later, because this is the place where the Qingyang Taoist once lived, there were gradually many people who liked to live in seclusion in the Qingyang Temple.

Therefore, throughout the ages, anyone who enters the 'Qingyang Courtyard', even if he is a general, needs to dismount, and even if he is a prime minister, he must get off the sedan chair.

Master is the dean of Seiyo-in.

In the eyes of the master, the Qingyang Dao Chief, the national teacher of the Xia Dynasty, who had stolen the national fortune, was just a middle-level thief!

Master wants me to be a thief of the highest rank!

Stealing people's hearts: women's hearts!

Then, become the supreme flower thief!

However, who would have thought that in the end I would not only become a thief, but also a thief!

Ade once said, give me a ham and I can pry a spark.

I also used to say, give me a bunch of women and I can create a world.

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Hong Hezhang asked, "Old man, what is a woman?" ”

The old man said: "Women have two advantages, one loophole! ”

Hong Hezhang asked, "Old man, what is a man?" ”

The old man said, "Although men have no merits, they have one strength!" ”

Hong Hezhang asked, "Old man, why do women like men?" ”

The old man said: "Because men often seize the two advantages of women and use their strengths to fill the loopholes of women!" ”

Hong Hezhang asked, "Old man, why are men smarter?" ”

The old man said, "Because men have two heads!" ”

Hong Hezhang asked, "Old man, why are women more greedy?" ”

The old man said, "Because a woman has two mouths!" ”

Hong Hezhang asked, "Old man, why do men and women get married?" ”

The old man said, "Because the man has figured it out, the woman has figured it out!" ”

Hong Hezhang asked, "Old man, why do men and women divorce?" ”

The old man said, "Because men know the depth, and the women know the length!" ”

Hong Hezhang asked, "Old man, why do men get fat?" ”

The old man said, "Because men have two packets of fresh milk, one bird's nest, and two abalone fillets!" ”

Hong Hezhang asked, "Old man, why do women become thinner?" ”

The old man said, "Because a woman has only one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night!" ”

Hong Hezhang asked, "Old man, why do women live longer than men?" ”

The old man said, "For a man is an ox, and a woman is the earth!" There is no ploughed land, only tired cattle! The more the ox ploughs, the thinner it gets, and the more the land gets fatter! ”

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China South China, Huacheng Hotel.

Hong Hezhang is just starting out, and the first task given to him by the old man is to conquer the first beauty in his life here: Jiang Xinlian.

Before that, Hong Hezhang must find a way to get close to Jiang Xinlian first!

And the best thing to do is to come here and be a waiter, or be a duck!

Because Jiang Xinlian is the beautiful foreman here.

Folk saying: ****** According to the old man, this Jiang Xinlian is in the red dust, but she is not stained by the mud!

Hong Hezhang didn't believe it.

Unless she's gay, or sexually sexually cold.

Hong Hezhang has always had a hard time deciding, should he be a waiter? Or as a duck?

I'm still a little virgin!

What if you go to be a duck and lose the first time?

Although it is said that men do not have that membrane, after doing it, wash it, and the next day they can say that they are still virgins, but people can't be so brazen!

Even if you can deceive others, can you deceive your own conscience?

Hong and Zhang asked themselves: "Do I still have a conscience?" Of course...... No. My conscience has long been eaten by dogs! ”

Hong Hezhang walked into the Allure Club with satisfaction, but finally found that there was no waiter recruited, but only chicken ...... Duck!

The official statement: PR.

Hong Hezhang sneered, and said in his heart: "Damn, why don't you write about recruiting Guan Gong?" ”

However, in this way, Hong Hezhang doesn't have to do multiple-choice questions, anyway, there is only the road of being a duck in front of him!

Hong Hezhang came to the reception room, and many handsome men and beautiful women in bright and youthful clothes immediately appeared in front of him!

Hong Hezhang has a lot of feelings, it's not easy to make money these days!

There are so many competitors even when they come out to sell, and they don't let people live?

This group of handsome guys and girls saw Hong Hezhang walking in in with a rustic style, their eyes were full of disdain, and their faces were full of disdain!

Hong Hezhang didn't care at all, he casually found a seat and sat down, and quietly looked at the interview situation in the opposite compartment through the large transparent floor-to-ceiling window in front of him!

At this time, a little beauty next to her pointed to the three interviewers in the opposite compartment, and suddenly whispered to her companion: "Mao Xiaojuan, let me tell you, the flat-headed man sitting in the middle is Lin Yinpeng, the manager of the Allure Club, and the pointed-headed man sitting on the left is Lin Jianhong, the young master foreman of the Allure Club, and the red-haired woman sitting on the right is Jiang Xinlian, the young lady foreman of the Allure Club." ”

When Hong Hezhang heard this, he immediately raised his eyes to look at the red-haired woman with a ponytail and smoky makeup!

At first glance, this Jiang Xinlian is not very exciting, but the more you look at it, the more you look at it, the more beautiful it becomes, and the more you look at it, the more you like it, as if she has an invisible magic that can attract you firmly!

Could it be that this is the eight-sided exquisiteness that has been exercised in the Fengyue place all year round?

At this time, the little beauty next to her said again: "Mao Xiaojuan, didn't you tell me that you need a lot of money recently?" Why don't you seduce Lin Yinpeng and Lin Jianhong, and then let them directly introduce you to some big customers? With your soft and weak and pitiful appearance like Lin Daiyu, no man can withstand your temptation! ”

Mao Xiaojuan said angrily: "Yiyi, didn't I tell you a long time ago? I'm here to be a princess, not a lady, why don't you understand it yet? ”

Xie Yiyi sneered: "Is there a difference between a princess and a young lady?" Now which princess doesn't see money and secretly do the work of a young lady behind her back? A princess on the left and a princess on the right, it sounds like it's on top...... Hmph, it's really stinky and shameless! When I was a ****, I still want to set up a memorial arch! ”

Mao Xiaojuan said: "Anyway, I only sell my art, not my body." It's okay for me to drink and sing with me, but sleep with me...... I'd rather die than do it. ”

Xie Yiyi sneered: "Even if you are clean, but you have fallen into the dust, will others still think that you are innocent?" ”

Mao Xiaojuan said: "It's good for me to have a clear conscience." ”

Xie Yiyi sneered: "You yourself have a clear conscience, but what about your future boyfriend?" If he knew that you had been a barmaid, could he have done it without caring at all? ”

"I ......"

Mao Xiaojuan was speechless.

Xie Yiyi continued: "Okay. You're going to be a princess, but you know what? The princess of the box is 300 yuan a night, 10,000 yuan a month, and a maximum of 20,000 yuan, plus you work during the day, and the total monthly income is up to 25,000, it will take you at least ten years to earn enough money for the large sum of money you need! Ten years! Mao Xiaojuan! These ten years have been your best youth! Think for yourself! ”

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Hong Hezhang shook his head helplessly, and felt some sympathy for the beautiful woman named Mao Xiaojuan next to him!

The ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel!

Without money, this is how people often lose to the real society raised by this bitch!

Hong Hezhang thought to himself, if he can become a colleague in the future, he must take good care of her!

At this moment, it was suddenly Mao Xiaojuan's turn to go into the opposite compartment for an interview.

People outside can't hear what is being said inside, but Hong Hezhang can. Because his ears have been particularly sensitive since he was a child. Even if he can't hear it, he can read his lips.

Lin Yinpeng didn't speak from beginning to end, sitting there quietly, motionless, a little listless, but when he saw Mao Xiaojuan, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he praised: "Xiaojiang, this beauty is good!" You must take her down, teach her carefully in the future, and you will definitely become the popular Oiran of this store! ”

Lin Jianhong looked at Mao Xiaojuan, his eyes lit up, his face was pale, and he immediately echoed: "Not bad!" Not bad! I love this beauty! Xiao Jiang, you must take her down! The sexual blessings of the rest of my life are all tied to her! ”

Jiang Xinlian didn't pay attention to the big pervert and the little pervert who suddenly got into the brain, and after looking at Mao Xiaojuan carefully, she got straight to the point and asked directly, "Why do you want to be a young lady?" ”