2, I am a god

How do you react when someone tells you that he is an immortal and that he can do magic? This person is sick, mentally ill, and not lightly ill.

Wu Zhong is the same. So when that person told him that he was an immortal spell, Wu Zhong looked at him with pity.

This is poor and crazy, isn't it?!" Wu Zhong thought to himself. I am a young man with aspirations in the new period of reform and opening up of the People's Republic of China, a staunch atheist, and a staunch supporter of materialism!

"I don't understand. The man said dryly.

"Have you ever heard of a sentence?" Wu Zhong asked.

The man asked, "What words?"

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a jing!" Wu Zhong said expressionlessly.

The man glared at Wu Zhong: "I am an immortal, not a goblin." ”

Wu Zhong said patiently: "Big brother, why don't we go and have a look." If we don't have enough money, let's save slowly, which is not a good thing. ”

The man walked away. After walking for less than two steps, he turned around and came back, looking at Wu Zhong with a wicked smile, and Wu Zhong's heart was furious.

"You say I'm a youkai, how about I take you to meet youkai?"

Wu Zhong was stunned by what he said, and then laughed: "Big brother, don't make trouble, okay? In this way, I admit that you are an immortal, okay." I'm here to see if you're a god or not has nothing to do with me. With that, he strode towards the broken wooden door, and he wanted to leave immediately, away from the madman.

But when he raised his left foot and was about to cross the threshold, he was pushed back by an invisible force. At first, Wu Zhong didn't take it seriously, but when he tried again, the force seemed to increase a lot, and it actually pushed him away several steps.

Wu Zhong was suddenly frightened in his heart.

What's going on?

He quickly looked back at the man, who was looking at him with a mocking expression.

"I don't believe it, I can't get out of this door!" Wu Zhong's heart was crossed, and he ran towards the door with all his strength, and just as he immediately hit the invisible wall, a gust of wind blew, gently blocking his steps. Then the man spoke.

"Don't bother. You can't get out. ”

Although Wu Zhong was frightened in his heart, he still calmed down. In that case, simply ask.

"Who the hell are you, and what are you going to do?"

The man still said, "I am an immortal." I want to accept an apprentice, I see that you are good, and I want to have a good relationship with you. ”

Good fate, I think it's a bad fate! Wu Zhong slandered.

In this way, the two of them chatted back and forth, and Wu Zhong also agreed at the last moment.

"That's what you said, a monthly salary of 8,000, and five insurances and one housing fund. ”

This is the condition to impress Wu Zhong.

Thinking of this, Wu Zhong sighed again, and looked around, except for the main hall, the other rooms were in tatters, and he really regretted agreeing. If nothing else, what 8,000 a month, what five insurances and one housing fund, are all fake! Now I don't know where the old immortal has gone.

Not only beautiful women can't believe it, but even men who seem to be loyal can't believe it!

He couldn't help but think of what Zhang Wuji said.

After that day, Wu Zhong was forced to worship under the door of this sloppy Taoist priest and became his only apprentice. For the first three months, Wu Zhong woke up before sunrise every morning and went to bed after 11 p.m. Do you think this is cultivation? Wrong, I get up in the morning just to make breakfast for Master, and go to bed at 11 o'clock at night to wash Master's clothes. In addition to the white robe, there were also his torn panties and socks. But thinking of the temptation of 8,000 yuan and five insurances and one housing fund after the three-month probationary period, Wu Zhong also endured it.

But after these three months, the old Taoist priest disappeared!

That morning, Wu Zhong woke up early, and on the first day after three months, Wu Zhong felt refreshed. Thinking of that generous treatment, Wu Zhongxiao didn't sleep well all night.

He hummed a song, boiled porridge, heated steamed buns, and meditated facing the morning sun while he waited.

Not to mention, this old Taoist priest still has a hand. Although he does not have the mysterious and unpredictable ability of the old Taoist priest now, he meditates every day and practices the exercises, so that Wu Zhong, who has been in sub-health for a long time, relaxes, and whenever he meditates, he always feels that there is a warm air flow in his body starting from the dantian, flowing through the limbs and hundreds of remains, and finally returning to the dantian. This time, the tiredness was swept away.

Master Cheap said that this flow of air is called true qi, also known as spiritual energy, which is the foundation of a cultivator and the foundation of all spells.

Later, Wu Zhong really mastered a small spell through cultivation. When he could make a small flame out of thin air that day, Wu Zhong was very surprised!

It seems that this old Taoist priest is really an immortal!Wu Zhong thought to himself.

At this time, Wu Zhong's mind couldn't help but think of various online cultivation and fantasy novels. I have become the protagonist, and from then on, I can have mountains of gold and silver, beautiful women, soar into immortals, and even create the universe!

But he will make a small flame by himself, and he can't cast other spells at all, and the old Taoist priest said that his cultivation time is still short, and he doesn't even have a beginner, so it is impossible to reach that height in a short time.

"I'll make a small flame in more than a month, my qualifications should be good!" Wu Zhong looked at the old Taoist priest with a look of hope.

The old Taoist priest smashed his mouth and nodded vigorously: "Not bad, not bad." ”

Wu Zhong was immediately overjoyed.

"Then when will I become an immortal?" Wu Zhong asked.

The old Taoist priest stared at him with wide eyes, and suddenly didn't know what to say.

"Five years, ten years?" Wu Zhong saw that the old Taoist priest did not speak, and began to guess himself.

The old Taoist priest felt depressed for a while, didn't interrupt, got up and left.

Wu Zhong didn't bother to care where he went, and at the moment he couldn't extricate himself from his dream of becoming an immortal. But since he knew that there was little hope, he ignored the old Taoist priest.

If it weren't for the good salary after the internship period, he would have slapped his ass and left.

But he never expected that the old Taoist priest would go first.

After Wu Zhong finished meditating, he got up and went to the old Taoist priest's bedroom to wake him up and eat. Pushed open the door, but the old Taoist priest was nowhere to be seen.

"Where did this go again?" Wu Zhong thought to himself. This has happened occasionally before, and after a while, the old Taoist priest will come back, and he will definitely not miss breakfast.

But when Wu Zhong was about to turn away, he found something like an envelope on the only table in the room.

A wave of uneasiness suddenly arises.

"Ahh

"Lovely apprentice, I have something to do for the teacher, and I will leave this Taoist temple for you. You are my only heir, and you must inherit this Taoist temple and carry forward the Taoism of my sect. I leave this sect with you, you must practice diligently, and do not weaken the limelight of my sect. As a teacher, he will come back from time to time, and if he doesn't see you, the ends of the earth will also find you back. Come on, become an immortal as soon as possible, the master is optimistic about you!"

It had been three months since the old Taoist priest left, and although Wu Zhong had the heart to leave, what should he do with this Taoist temple? What's more, the five insurances, one housing fund and 8,000 yuan are still in the account. Rather than leave, it is better to stay, who knows if the next job can be so well paid.

Wu Zhong incense the Sanqing above the main hall and began to clean the courtyard.

"Anyone?"

Wu Zhong looked up, and at this moment there was a young man standing at the door, judging from his attire, he had come to climb the mountain.

"Is there something wrong?"

"We're here to climb and want to spend the night with you. As he spoke, the man walked into the courtyard gate, followed by a man and two women.

Wu Zhong frowned slightly, he was most afraid of trouble.

"There are not enough houses here, you can walk down the hill and you can see the hotel. Wu Zhong said.

But as if he didn't understand, the man said, "It's okay, let's just squeeze it." ”

Wu Zhong looked at the four of them, ignored them, and led them to the house where the old Taoist priest lived before.

"In this place, you can stay if you want, and leave if you don't. Also, 500 for a night, dinner is not included. Wu Zhong said.

Fan Xu didn't even look at it, and agreed. Seeing this, Wu Zhong didn't bother to pay attention to it and continued to sweep the yard.

Looking at the back of Wu Zhong leaving, one of the girls named Xu Lili complained in a low voice: "It's such a broken place, and it costs 500, isn't this the starting price for sitting on the ground?"

"Forget it, 500 is 500, this kind of place is the most suitable for live broadcasting. Fan Xu said.

The four of them thought of the purpose of coming here, and they forgot it.

Since stepping into the ranks of this so-called immortal cultivator, Wu Zhong's sensory ability has skyrocketed, and the muttering of several people has naturally been heard in his ears.

Four people, live broadcast, 500 in one breath didn't even bargain, there must be a demon when something goes wrong. Let's keep an eye on it. Wu Zhong thought to himself.

Ten o'clock passed in a blink of an eye, and in the cold winter, even if it was close to noon, I couldn't feel a trace of warmth.

After Wu Zhong finished cultivating, he had to prepare lunch. The book says that as long as a person cultivates to a certain level, he can skip food and starve to death. But that kind of realm can only be like this in the late stage of the transformation of the gods, and he, a little budding newcomer who has just stepped into the realm of qi induction, is still 108,000 miles away.

Just as Wu Zhong was about to cook, the four people also appeared.

"Dao Chief, can you enjoy food?" it was Fan Xu who spoke.

Wu Zhong said, "Yes, but you have to be honest with me, what are you doing here?"

"Eh," Fan Xu's face was difficult, "Dao Chief, I said, you can't be angry." ”

Wu Zhong acquiesced.

"We're doing supernatural livestreams. Xu Lili said first. She looked at Wu Zhong with a nymphomaniac.

Wu Zhong is indeed good-looking, but this blue-colored robe has lost a lot of points. But if you look closely, it's still a handsome guy.

"There's no supernatural going here for you to film. Wu Zhong said, speaking of which, he himself has not seen any supernatural events, although this Taoist temple is in tatters, quite a style that attracts supernatural spirits, but in the half a year he lived here, nothing strange happened.

The four laughed and said nothing.

Wu Zhong didn't bother to ask, this kind of thing, whether it was before or after cultivation, she would stay away. More is better than less, not to mention ghosts and gods.

After a few people had lunch, the four went out and did not return until the evening.

Today is the first day of the twelfth month of the lunar calendar, the moon is dark and the wind is high, the dry weeds rustle in the cold wind, Wu Zhong put on an incense, looked at the time, it was already more than eight o'clock in the evening, and those people had not come back yet.

The four of them are together, so there must be no surprise, Wu Zhong thought to himself. But even so, he was always a little uneasy in his heart. He got out of bed and read a few scriptures, but his mind remained calm. At this moment, the courtyard door was suddenly knocked open, and then the three of them ran in in a panic. Seeing this, Wu Zhong hurriedly walked out of the door.

"What's going on?" Wu Zhong asked.

Fan Xu's face was pale, and he said intermittently: "Yes, there are ghosts." The other two couldn't even speak at the moment, and Xu Lili had already begun to roll her eyes.

Wu Zhong hurriedly walked to his side, used his mana, and tapped his fingers on the brows of several people, and the three of them were relieved.

Xu Lili changed her mind, looked around, and found that she had returned to the Taoist temple, and Wu Zhong was also on the side, and suddenly cried. Where had Wu Zhong seen a girl crying, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

"Xu Ting was captured by a ghost!" Xu Lili said suddenly.

"What?"

"Xu Ting, another girl, is lost. Fan Xu explained.

Wu Zhong hurriedly asked, "Where did you get lost?"

"Back mountain. ”

In the back mountain, there have been few people walking, and there is no clear road, so it is normal to get lost. It's already night, and it's dangerous for a girl to be alone in the dark mountains and forests.

"Where is the back mountain, take me there. Wu Zhong said. Although adhering to the principle that more is better than less, after all, human life is at stake, and now I can be regarded as having some skills, and I can't take care of the others.

When Xu Lili heard this, she hurriedly got up: "Then let's go." But Fan Xu and the other boy were a little hesitant.

"Well, we finally managed to get out, and now we want to go again?" whispered the bespectacled boy named Wei Xiang.

Xu Lili was furious when she heard it: "Xu Ting was forcibly pulled by you at the beginning, but now that something happens, you don't want to care, are you still human!"

"But now that the moon is dark and the wind is high, we don't know how we got out, and how to find our way back!" Fan Xu quibbled.

"That's it, I think, it's better to call the police first, and then let the police look for it. If we go now, we will also add to the chaos, and we will not be able to do anything. Wei Xiang hurriedly agreed.

Xu Lili looked at the two of them like this, and suddenly smoked, grabbing at the two regardless of it, scolding while fighting. The two of them were weak at first and refused to fight back, but when they didn't see Xu Lili giving up, they pushed her away and ran into the house to hide.

Xu Lili trembled angrily, but it didn't help.

"Please, go save Xu Ting. Xu Lili cried.

Those two men are not as good as this one woman, it's really embarrassing. Wu Zhong despised in his heart.

"Good. ”

"But, how are we going to find it?" Xu Lili calmed down, but she was confused in her heart.

Wu Zhong said: "I have a way. Do you have anything on you that Xu Ting used?"

Hearing this, Xu Lili hurriedly returned to the house, and after a while, she took out a comb with a few hairs on it.

"It's her comb. Xu Lili said, "But, what's the use of this?" Is it to use the smell of dogs to find it? But where are there dogs in this palm-sized yard?

Wu Zhong didn't say anything, turned around and went back to the house, Xu Lili followed closely.

Wu Zhong found a piece of yellow paper, cut out a dog-like papercut, then took the hair from the comb, tied it to the papercut, and finally dipped it in cinnabar, and drew a symbol on the papercut.

Wu Zhong took this paper-cut, walked out of the courtyard door quickly, saw that there was no one around, threw the paper-cut in his hand, the paper-cut "whew", burned instantly, and then slowly landed, the flame went out, and a translucent puppy appeared.