This place is bizarre, the sky is a colorful ocean, as far as the eye can see, surrounded by strange animal figures, their biggest feature is abstraction, one by one seems to be pieced together, and then distorted, but Yang Yi is not afraid at all, and even feels a little kind. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He's been here since he's conscious revived, and although it's embarrassing to have a bare ass, he really doesn't know where his clothes have gone, but he doesn't hate the feeling now, it's like returning to the quiet and comfortable of his mother's body. The sea in the sky was flowing, and his position was also changing, I don't know when, he drifted to a place where there was nothing, he couldn't even tell his left and right, up and down, everywhere was full of colorful colors.

"Boy!" Suddenly there was a voice that made Yang Yi very unaccustomed, maybe he turned around, or he didn't move at all, the colors in front of him intertwined into a human shape, the colors alternated for a while, and gradually became Yang Yi's own appearance. Even if there was a person like him in front of him, Yang Yi didn't feel scared, because this voice had been with him for four years.

"Brother System, what's wrong with me?" Brother System hugged Yang Yi very kindly and said, "Don't be nervous, we're just upgrading, and we should be almost done." "Upgrade? Enough of 10 million followers? "Mmmm, I have to thank that person named Zong Sheng, if he didn't have to be on TV, you wouldn't be so fast, ahaha, it's really providential!"

was reminded by the system brother, Yang Yi remembered that this was indeed the case, and the scene of his fight with Zong Sheng was also broadcast live together, such a big hit, it is strange that his fans do not grow explosively. "By the way, Brother System, I can unlock the permissions of the A-list star with this upgrade, right?" "Uh-huh, that's right, isn't it fun and hilarious? Me too! ”

"No, I want to ask what I can get this time, the initial form, you give me a post, let me get the "magic sound", the third-line star, let me get the "perspective", "biostatics", "instrument master", etc., and now I am upgraded, will I become a superman? "Not really, what do you want most?"

Yang Yi thought about it seriously for a long time and said: "I don't know, it may be to become Sun Wukong, seventy-two changes seem to be very convenient." Brother System said angrily: "Why don't you turn it into instant noodles?" "Big brother, I really can't guess, just tell me." "I don't understand this, in short, it's awesome, it's amazing, if you're not surprised, I'll call you Dad."

"Ah yes, I've always wanted to ask you something, your existence shouldn't affect my fertility, and if I have offspring, will I inherit you together?" I don't know how Brother System did it, so he waved his hand to Yang Yi, so that Yang Yi almost didn't jump up in pain. "You think I'm chromosome, and it's hereditary! You don't have children, that's what Lao Tzu did, you're only nineteen after the New Year, and your career hasn't been successful, what kind of family have you become? ”

"But my grandparents really want to hold their grandson, otherwise you can open a back door, and we will give birth to one, and leave it for my grandparents to relieve their boredom." Yang Yi tried to make the last struggle. Brother System was really angry, and jumped to his feet and said: "You died of this heart, open the back door, do you believe it or not, I will open the back door for your head?" Well? Alright, hurry up and get out of here! ”

Kicked away by Brother System like a ball, the colorful world regressed rapidly, and when Yang Yi came back to his senses, he had already opened his eyes, and Yuan Yuan was quietly watching him with her arms hanging from the side. "Uh, how long has it been?" The clock on the wall is ten o'clock at seven, Yang Yi still remembers that the live broadcast time of "Star Showdown" is half past seven in the evening, and he is wearing a hospital gown, and so is Yuanyuan.

"It's been one o'clock and one night, how do you feel?" Yuanyuan's eyes were full of worry, Yang Yi sat up and touched his body and said, "It feels good, is your arm okay?" Yuanyuan raised her right hand and said, "I have a fracture, and it is estimated that it will take a few months to heal." Yang Yi got out of bed and put Yuanyuan down on the bed and asked, "What happened to me after I fell unconscious?" ”

"Zong Sheng was arrested and imprisoned, Brother Long has returned to Hong Kong, I left you a private number, so that you can contact him at any time, this is today's newspaper, everything you want to read is here." Liu Junhu pushed Xing Xiaoyu in, followed by a group of soldiers. "Why did you push your sister-in-law here, she is still sick!" Liu Junhu said helplessly: "I don't want to, I persuaded her and she didn't listen, if I have to come to see you, I'll just say that this kid is fine." ”

Xing Xiaoyu glared at him: "I'm not as heartless as you, Yang Yi and Yuanyuan were injured, in the final analysis, it was because of me, if I hadn't caught that bastard, they wouldn't have been..." Yang Yi said: "Sister-in-law, don't say that, you should actually blame Brother Tiger for this matter, if he hadn't forced Zong Sheng's dog to jump over the wall in a hurry, there would have been such a thing." ”

Yuanyuan was injured, if she didn't have a system, she probably would be lying down, how could she have no resentment against Liu Junhu. Liu Junhu said embarrassedly: "I didn't expect it to be like this, but Xiaoyu, have you watched the video, that bastard was almost killed by Yang Yi, his hands were crushed and fractured, six ribs were broken, and his cheekbones were broken, even the doctor almost didn't save him, it's so relieving!" ”

Liu Junhu is a typical heartless person, if Yang Yi really does something good, he will definitely die of guilt, but Yang Yi is alive and kicking now, so he automatically ignored this matter. Yang Yi picked up the newspaper, and the first thing he saw was the headline "Surprise!" The live broadcast broke into the murderer, and the handsome little star desperately subdued it! There is also a photo of Yang Yi and Zong Sheng fighting below, which is very clear.

The newspaper said it in great detail, after all, it was broadcast live, so it could not be adulterated, and the audience could see it, so there was no problem of public opinion, so Yang Yi became a hero, and even some of the previous love was turned out, and he himself occupied a full page in the newspaper. Of course, he is not the only one who is in the limelight, even Yuanyuan has a small topic, but it is vague, they still don't know Yuanyuan for a while, but the title of this Yuanyuan is very interesting, "Little Couple vs. Murderer!" ”

"Hehe, my brother and sister are also on fire this time, I heard this morning that someone has already organized a fan group for her, oh yes, you keep looking, there are still fun things." Yang Yi continued to read according to Liu Junhu's words, but he didn't expect that someone would be even more popular than him.

"Scum in the entertainment industry! The life of the scumbag Hu Taotao! The title is deliberately marked in red letters, which is very eye-catching. Just looking at the title, Yang Yi felt that the person who wrote this article was too good. When everyone was looking at himself, he was unconventional and caught Hu Taotao, compared to Yang Yiyuanyuan and Zong Sheng's bloody struggle, Hu Taotao's obscenity and despicability also left a deep impression, the audience definitely wanted to watch it, and even Yang Yi was curious.

There is no doubt that the beginning must be Hu Taotao's "grass powder" a few years ago, and it was mentioned again in the article, and then there were rumors that he was playing big names in the program crew and other places, as well as suppressing newcomers, and so on, the finale was his expression of peeing his pants in the live broadcast and holding a knife to kill. This photo here is particularly well inserted, it should have been processed, it is Hu Taotao's expression at the time, with a hint of pride in his madness, thinking of the scene at that time, of course he knew what he was thinking at that time.

There is no doubt that Hu Taotao's classmates are on fire again, but this time he was scolded miserably, Yang Yi opened Weibo and found that Hu Taotao's fans didn't know if there was really a problem with their brains, even if there was a video, they still frantically pushed Hu Taotao, standing on the opposite side of the majority of netizens, spraying blood everywhere in Hu Taotao's Weibo, which was irrational.

But what is strange is that Hu Taotao didn't say a word this time, and the last Weibo was the photo he posted before recording the excerpt. "It's an honor to cooperate with Brother Long today, I feel great!" Some people are greeting Hu Taotao's ancestors, and some people are interceding for him, and there are even brainless fans or water armies, desperate to help him spray people, but Hu Taotao did not say anything about all this.

These have nothing to do with Yang Yi, he is self-inflicted, and it can also be said that he is cheap and has his own harvest. Yang Yi now fully enjoys the feeling of being cared for by the majority of fans, and many people leave messages on his Weibo, either comforting or blessings. Yang Yi took Yuanyuan's hand and took a photo, posting: "Yuanyuan and I are fine, please rest assured." ”

As soon as this Weibo was sent, countless people replied, so fast that Yang Yi's mobile phone kept ticking, and even swiped the screen. Yang Yi subconsciously put his mobile phone in his trouser pocket, but forgot that he was wearing a hospital gown. Yang Yi's reaction was very fast, and his feet had already gone out to kick the phone, wanting to kick the phone back, but something strange happened.

The phone is gone! It's just gone!

Yang Yi almost screamed, but Yuanyuan noticed that Yang Yi was wrong, and asked out loud, "What's wrong with Yi?" "Yang Yi's nerves are much thicker, he knows the powerful characteristics of the system, and he has just finished upgrading, so it is very likely that something difficult to explain will occur." It's okay, I'll go to the toilet. After speaking, regardless of everyone's reaction, he ran into the toilet in a hurry and locked the door.

"Brother System, where's my phone! What's going on, you're the hell, right? Brother System's triumphant voice came: "Of course it's the great me, how about it, the new permission of this song is awesome, right?" "No, what the hell are you doing, where did you get my phone?" "Don't you think it's right here?" As soon as Brother System's voice fell, the mobile phone fell from the "air" into Yang Yi's hand.

"! What the hell is this! ”