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Jiang Nuo and Mu Qiuniang were shopping well just now, and suddenly saw the couple in front of them eating an ice cream, Jiang Nuo was a little envious, and said, "Wife, do you want to eat one too?" ”

Mu Qiuniang glanced at him, she was not interested in ice cream, but she could see that he wanted to eat it, so she said, "Okay." ”

"That wife, you wait for me here." Then Jiang Nuo went to buy ice cream, he picked one left and right, but when he got it in his hand and was about to pay, he was embarrassed.

Hemp eggs! He forgot that he had no money!

Excuse me, can I brush my face?

You can really brush your face, just when Jiang Nuo was there, I don't know what to do, the owner of this ice cream shop finally reacted (in French): "Oh! My God, Jiang, is actually Jiang?! Big star Jiang actually buys ice cream in my store, I'm going to be famous, I'm going to be famous......"

At this time, there happened to be a few French mushrooms buying ice cream here, and when they heard the shopkeeper shouting, they hurriedly looked over.

At this glance, they were shocked (in French): "Male god?!" ”

"Ah......hh Jiang Nan God?! International River?! ”

"I want to sign, I want to sign!"

……

A crowd of people gathered around.

Everyone was excited, and Jiang Nuo didn't understand a word (in English): "I'm sorry, can you speak English?" ”

"Yes, yes, you're a big star international Jiang, right?" The shopkeeper excitedly said, "No! You must be, don't deny it. Oh my God, I can't believe it until now, I actually saw the big star Jiang. Can you sign my name and take a group photo? ”

"Yes, yes, give me back us."

"We want it too, Jiang Nan God."

"Male god, I like you so much."

"I'm a fan of yours, Jiang Nanshen."

……

The French mushrooms also asked for a group photo.

"Yes." Jiang Nuo, who was still holding the ice cream, said that it would be better if his signature and photo could be changed to ice cream.

In the excitement of the shopkeeper and a large group of mushrooms, Jiang Nuo put his index finger to his lips: "Shhhhhh ”

A finger on Jun's face, obviously an ordinary action, was so handsome that Jiang Nuo did it, which made the mushrooms almost scream.

Unfortunately, now is not the time to scream.

"Shhhh

"I'm sorry, we didn't notice, it won't affect Jiang's work, right?" French Mushroom Liang looked apologetic.

"It doesn't matter, I'm doing a variety show right now."

"What is the show? Can we know? If not, it's okay not to say it. "French mushroom Liang has not forgotten to be considerate.

Jiang Nuo smiled, and suddenly like a thousand trees and pear blossoms, he was fascinated by the eyes of the French mushrooms, and he said: "It's okay, the column team only asks for the confidential shooting content, as long as everyone doesn't tell the content of today's shooting." The show I'm doing now is called "Wife, Let's Get Married." ”

Hey...... He wished the whole world knew who his wife was.

The French mushroom was dumbfounded: "Wife? Who is the male god married to? ”

"Of course it's my wife." Jiang Nuo looked proud, pulled out Mu Qiuniang, who was standing outside the crowd and had been ignored by everyone for a long time, hugged her waist intimately, and said, "This is my wife Mu Qiuniang, we are a legal husband and wife who have received a certificate, you can call her Qiu Niang (English)." ”

The French mushroom Liang was stunned: "The male god is married (English)?!" "When?! Why don't they know?

Woowoowoo...... Sure enough, he was too far away from the male god, and he even missed the news of his marriage!

Really, what are the domestic news for, and even such an important news as the male god was missed (the dogs shouted injustice: woo...... I really can't blame them, the main thing is that the male god's secrecy measures are too good, don't talk about them, if the male god hadn't broken out by himself, there would have been no news in Huaxia)?

"I want my wife to take a picture with us, do you mind?" While speaking, Jiang Nuo also kissed Mu Qiuniang's face.

Under the harmonious eyes of everyone, Mu Qiuniang suddenly blushed embarrassedly and glared at him.

A French mushroom smiled coldly: "Male god, autumn, won't you be an adult?" ”

Someone was unkind and said, "Hey, hey, hey...... Is the male god abducting an underage girl? ”

Jiang Nuo touched his nose: "She's older than me (in English)." ”

"Wouldn't it?! Can't see it at all, okay? How old is autumn? The French mushrooms exclaimed.

"She's ten years older than me." Jiang Nuo's big mouth broke the news.

The French mushrooms shouted magically: "Autumn, it's so amazing (English)!" ”

"Yes, yes, it's so well maintained, look at this skin, it's white and tender, like a baby. I thought Autumn didn't have an adult. ”

"Me too. In autumn, you must tell us your maintenance tips. ”

……

Although the male god is important, it is someone else's family, and it is more important to be beautiful, because beauty is one's own.

A group of French mushrooms surrounded Mu Qiu Niang more enthusiastically.

However, it is a pity that Mu Qiuniang, a native Chinese girl, is still an old antique and simply "disdains" to learn its Chinese. Therefore, the French mushroom Liang was enthusiastic for a long time and found that Mu Qiu Niang looked at their eyes, which was called a blank.

Jiang Nuo, who watched the joke for a long time on the side, said: "My wife is very old-fashioned and can only speak Huaxia (English). ”

"Huh?! Why? Isn't English the language of international notices? "There are French mushrooms cool and sad.

Jiang Nuo was very innocent: "I don't know, anyway, she said that she is from Huaxia and has only spoken Huaxia (English) all her life." ”

Some French mushrooms were sad and indignant: "This is racial discrimination." ”

"No, no," Jiang Nuo denied it with a serious face, joking, this is on the show, the international community is very sensitive to the topic of "racial discrimination", if his wife is classified as a "racial discrimination", it will be very troublesome.

Jiang Nuo said, "You misunderstood, my wife respects other nationalities very much, even if it is an animal or a plant, she also respects other people's lives very much, and does not hesitate to reach out to save lives." In my wife's eyes, all beings are equal. The reason why she only speaks Huaxia is only because she is Huaxia (English). ”

Mu Qiuniang was a little dazed, she didn't understand why the atmosphere that was still lively just now suddenly became weird? Naturally, she didn't know that her husband almost made her a racist who "everyone shouted and beaten".

She tugged at Jiang Nuo's sleeve, tilted her head in confusion and said, "What's wrong?" ”

Jiang Nuo suddenly felt that his wife was so cute, as if he was touching his face. However, he almost broke one thing just now, and he was embarrassed to start: "I was just explaining why Qiu Niang only speaks Huaxia." ”

Mu Qiuniang didn't understand: "What is there to explain this?" I'm from Huaxia. ”

"I know, but they think you're racist, so they're upset."

"What is racial discrimination?" I'm sorry, Miss Mu Qiu Niang only used it for the first half of her life to cultivate the truth, and she really didn't know this word.