Chapter 7 Teaching Bad Schoolchildren
", the anchor started to eat with Hai Dafu and them! The anchor just eats, don't drink soup! According to the original book, there is slowness/sex/poison/medicine in the soup! 233333」
"23333 yes! That's the slow/sex/poison/medicine that Hai Dafu gave to Wei Xiaobao, don't drink it, anchor! 23333」
"23333 is just that, just eat, don't drink soup!"
"Anyway, Ben is still hungry, and he has been watching the anchor's live broadcast, but the anchor eats it first! Ben is so upset! Ahhhh
"Ben is already eating instant noodles, but the anchor has four dishes and one soup, and he kneels for the local tyrant!"
……
Lin Yi was eating with Wei Xiaobao and Hai Dafu, saying that he was also hungry, and at the end of the day, he ate a few pastries.
While eating, Lin Yi looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, anyway, the picture was invisible, and Hai Dafu and Wei Xiaobao couldn't see it, not to mention that Hai Dafu himself was blind.
Seeing the reminders of the tourists and audiences, Lin Yi smiled bitterly, everyone obviously didn't take it seriously, thinking that this qiē was fake, and thinking that Hai Dafu and Wei Xiaobao were also actors he invited.
He himself knows that he is suffering!
If you kill him, you won't touch the bowl of soup in the four dishes and one soup, it's really poisonous!
Hai Dafu is such a smart person, although he is blind, he has already discovered that the real Xiao Guizi is dead, and the current Xiao Guizi is pretending to be Wei Xiaobao.
But Hai Dafu didn't point it out, the real little Guizi is a little stupid, but not as smart as the current "little Guizi", he wants to use Wei Xiaobao to help him do things and investigate the cause of Concubine Dong E's death.
Therefore, he put slow/sexual/poison/medicine in the soup to control Wei Xiaobao.
For this qiē, Lin Yi knew clearly, so he would not touch the bowl of poisonous soup on the cliff, and it was the other four dishes, and he was a little worried about eating them.
Who knows if Hai Dafu will be unhappy and put the poison in the dish.
He didn't have as much luck as Wei Xiaobao, and a cheap master, Chen Jinnan, came to detoxify him.
If you get poisoned, you will probably have to kneel!
Compared with Lin Yi, Wei Xiaobao doesn't have so much thought, eating and drinking, that's called a hi, after all, he was born as a gangster, where has he eaten such a good meal.
After eating, Wei Xiaobao looked at Hai Dafu and suddenly thought: "The Manchurian warriors can't beat Brother Mao, and Brother Mao is not the opponent of the old turtle, why don't you trick the old turtle into teaching me some skills?" ”
Thinking like this, Wei Xiaobao immediately said: "Father-in-law, I came back from gambling today, and I met a little ...... The little eunuch stopped me and asked me to give him the money, but I refused, so he competed with me, saying that I was better than him, and then let me go. I fought with him for a long time......"
As he spoke, he winked at Lin Yi and signaled the "big cousin" not to expose him, you must know that he has been with this "big cousin" today.
Lin Yi nodded honestly, but laughed in his heart, this kid is really a natural liar, speaking of lies, it is no different from the truth.
Hai Dafu said: "You lost, didn't you?" ”
Wei Xiaobao said: "He is tall and strong, and his strength is much greater than mine." He said that he would compete with me every day, and if he won one day, he would not come to pester me. ”
Hai Dafu asked, "What is the name of this little doll?" Which room? ”
Wei Xiaobao said: "His name is Xiao Xuanzi, but I don't know which room it is." ”
Hai Dafu said: "You must have won the money, and you are annoying with your spirit, otherwise others will not find you." ”
Wei Xiaobao said: "I'm not convinced, Ming'er has fought with him again, I don't know if I can win." ”
After a pause, he said, "I have obviously ridden on him today, but he has great strength and turned over." Tomorrow I will try my best to grab him, and this guy may not be able to turn the turtle over. ”
Hai Dafu smiled: "You think he can't turn it over, it's easy." ”
Wei Xiaobao said: "I don't think there is any difficulty, I will firmly hold his shoulder tomorrow." ”
Hai Dafu said: "Hmph, what's the use of holding on to your shoulders?" Can you turn over, all depends on the strength of your waist, you have to use your knees against his back waist acupoint, you come here, I will show you. ”
Wei Xiaobao stepped forward, and Husband Hai touched a place on his lower back, and with a light press, Wei Xiaobao felt that his whole body was sore.
Hai Gong said: "Remember? ”
Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, I'll try it tomorrow, but I don't know if it will work?" ”
Hai Dafu said angrily: "What can't be done? That's a hundred shots, a thousand tests. ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pressed lightly on both sides of his head and neck, Wei Xiaobao cried out with an "ah", only to feel a suffocation in his chest, and he couldn't breathe.
Hai Dafu said: "If you exert your strength to take these two acupoints of his, he will not have the strength to fight with you." ”
Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed and said, "It's done, I will be able to win him tomorrow." ”
The heart said that tomorrow will definitely make Xiao Xuanzi shout "surrender", very proud.
Hai Dafu taught Wei Xiaobao these two tricks, and he did not shy away from Lin Yi's presence, they were all superficial skills.
Lin Yi was frightened when he saw it, Hai Dafu didn't shy away from himself, so he wasn't afraid that he would spread the news that he knew martial arts?
Wouldn't this old eunuch already have the intention of killing people?
Probably not! After all, I am an irrelevant person, and I just met once!
I just hope that I think too much.
Lin Yi has some pain here, but there is jubilation in the live broadcast room-
"Damn, is this a live teaching?"
"23333, it seems that this Hai Dafu is a real martial arts master?"
"Anyway, these two people are really acting alike, you look at Wei Xiaobao, it's like being pressed on the acupoint!"
", Ben is here to try these acupoints!"
"! I've already tried! What a real Nimaling! I pressed it hard, and I was a little sore!"
"! I learned another trick, and in the future, I will fight with my classmates at school, and I will use this trick, who am I afraid of? I'm going to be the boss of our school!"
"Upstairs is ambitious! Which school?"
"HZ City No. 4 Elementary School!"
"Nima! Elementary school students!"
"2333 anchor, you've already taught bad elementary school students!"
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Lin Yi looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, smiled bitterly, and after cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks with Wei Xiaobao, he came to Wei Xiaobao's room and prepared to rest.
He slept in the same bed with Wei Xiaobao, but fortunately, the bed was big enough.
Taking advantage of Wei Xiaobao's time to pee, Lin Yi decided to say goodbye to the tourists and viewers in the live broadcast room, preparing to turn off the live broadcast first and go to sleep, and then start the live broadcast tomorrow.