The leading man shook his head and said, "You guys, you guys can't hold up the wall in the mud, one by one, useless guys." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

One of them grinned, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Boss, don't think I don't know, but I have seen it all, and you have touched something ...... your hand." ”

"Nonsense!" The leading man's face turned red, and he glared at him with a little weakness, "If you talk nonsense, be careful that I punish you for guarding here for three days and three nights, okay, don't talk nonsense, since the search is over, let's go play cards, what do you like!" ”

"That's right, anyway, everything that the top asked us to do is done, and idleness is idle." Someone shouted.

However, just as they were about to leave the Xiao family's compound, they saw a figure standing at the door.

One of them frowned and shouted, "Where did the people come from, do you know what kind of place this is, and dare to run in and not go out?" ”

"Hey, don't scare people, look at their dress, they must be from the countryside." The other spoke, a hypocritical smile on his face, "However, farmers are really rare in our place. Hillbilly, come over to me, let the uncle take a good look at your ....... ”

"Hahahaha......." All five of them burst into laughter.

It's no wonder that Xiao Dong's dress is indeed a bit eye-catching. After all, in the bustling city, with the increasing decline of the countryside, this kind of peasant facing the loess with his back to the sky is no longer common. Even if you have lived in the countryside for a long time, you know that following the trend will not be too bad. But Xiao Dong's clothes are full of hillbillies.

Xiao Dong didn't speak, still standing at the door.

A straw hat that covers his head, making it difficult to see the specific face.

Seeing that he didn't react, one of them shouted: "Hey, are you dumb or deaf, talk to you, hurry up, we have to ask you." ”

These people are also idle and bored, knocking on a peasant and wanting to tease him. But after calling for a long time, I didn't see any movement from him.

The leading man frowned and said, "Okay, don't make trouble, I guess I just came from the countryside, and I was stupid by you." Hey, this isn't the place for you, let's go. Otherwise, you can't afford to be responsible for the consequences. ”

Xiao Dong, who was motionless, suddenly raised his head and grinned: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just entered the city, I'm not very familiar with the situation here, and I don't know how, so I walked here." When I saw this big courtyard, I wanted to come in and beg for water. ”

Hearing Xiao Dong speak, the eyes of several men who had planned to let him go suddenly lit up, and one of them stepped forward and glared menacingly: "Do you know how to speak?" Why did it take half a day to answer? ”

"Wasn't this just scared by the formation of several masters?" Xiao Dong pretended to be shocked and said.

"I'll just say it, I must have been scared stupid." The lead man shook his head.

The fierce man suddenly grinned and said, "If you want to drink water, it's not a problem, the well is there, you can drink as much as you want." However, you must promise me one condition. ”

"On what terms?" Xiao Dong pretended to be pale and asked.

"It's very simple, tell us how you farm in the countryside, I heard that you eat like pigs, live like dogs, and live in conditions that are not as good as one of our pets. Also, you will give me a rehearsal of your rice planting action. ”

The words were full of contempt and disdain for the peasants.

It's no wonder that small civil servants like them, their parents are a little conditional, compared to ordinary children, they have lived in good conditions since they were young, not to mention farming, I am afraid that they rarely go to the countryside, and they are born with a sense of superiority. So when I saw Xiao Dong, a turtle farmer, I couldn't help but want to tease.

Xiao Dong nodded, and said with a smile on his face: "This master, I will tell you everything you want to know, but please let me drink saliva first, I have been doing it all the way, my voice is hoarse, and I can't speak." ”

"Okay, then you hurry up and drink, and get over when you're done." The man waved his hand.

Xiao Dong ran to the well, picked up a spoon next to him, and drank the water with a clatter. It was no different from a rude redneck.

Seeing this, the five people are also interested, and it is very boring to play cards every day, and they always have to find something new to kill time.

However, after Xiao Dong drank the water, he sat down next to the well with a big grin, and began to take small sips, just like drinking.

The man was immediately unhappy: "Hey, why haven't you finished drinking yet?" When this is your backyard, you can do whatever you want. What kind of virtue, smash your mouth, and think it's drinking? ”

"This master, you just wait, I haven't finished drinking yet." Xiao Dong said a word and continued to drink water.

"Hey, sure enough, it's the poor mountains and bad waters that come out of the people, give you some color, and you also open a dyeing workshop." When the man saw Xiao Dong's dead face, he was angry and shouted, "I order you, quickly put down the spoon in your hand and come over to me." No, it's for me to roll over. If you dare to leave, see how I clean you up! ”

saw that Xiao Dong turned a deaf ear and said, "You are not my boss, what did you order me to do?" I'm just a farmer. ”

"You ......." The man was even more angry, Xiao Dong was honest just now, and after drinking the water, he dragged it to the sky, which made him very embarrassed, and suddenly said with a dark face, "I'll let you come over." ”

Xiao Dong grinned and ignored it directly, so angry that the man almost jumped up.

"Hahahaha, see it, this is a Diao Min."

"That's right, I don't have any knowledge, as long as I am full and drinkable, it is a big day."

"What do you know, since people are hillbillies, of course they don't know anything, even if you are the rich second generation standing in front of him, he won't recognize it." Another person said with a hippie smile, "If you want me to see, he only knows what it means to be powerful when he picks him up and cleans him up." ”

"Damn, I'll give you a scoop first!" The man from earlier gritted his teeth, rolled up his sleeves, and walked up.

In that way, it was like trying to eat Xiao Dong alive.

In addition to being bored, these people were also very resentful, and at the same time, they were all sent to important positions to do things, they were good, and they were ordered to be responsible for inspecting the empty Xiao family compound. You must know that in a position like theirs, only if they have made meritorious contributions and achieved performance, can they be qualified to rise.

Looking forward to the stars and the moon, I finally looked forward to such a big event, and I thought that I could make some merit and rise to a higher position, but I didn't expect that I would let them do this, no different from the security guard. That's it, what qualifications are there to talk about promotions.

happened to run into Xiao Dong and hit their guns, and he had to beat him up and let out the evil anger in his heart.

"You, what are you doing?" Seeing the man rushing over fiercely, Xiao Dong was startled, but a little pompous, because he was still drinking water with a spoon in his hand.

"What? Nonsense, of course to clean up you! The man came to Xiao Dong, raised his fist and smashed it at Xiao Dong.

I saw Xiao Dong dodge, so he avoided it.

The man punched again, but it still didn't hit Xiao Dong.

He was stunned, staring at Xiao Dong deadly, feeling a little strange in his heart.

Xiao Dong's face was full of horror, he looked frightened, and said embarrassedly: "You...... What are you doing? Why are you hitting me? I didn't offend you, I just begged for a drink, and you are actually going to me, and there is no royal law. ”

"Wang Fa, Lao Tzu is Wang Fa!" The man came back to his senses and felt that the other party was too slippery, so he didn't hit. In this way, he was even more annoyed and attacked Xiao Dong again.

"Oh, yes, it's killing, there's no king's law......." Xiao Dong sprang up and shouted, "I was killed...... ”

"You still dare to scream, if I don't kill you today, Lao Tzu will live in vain!" The man was so angry that he gritted his teeth and chased after Xiao Dong.

On the surface, Xiao Dong, who looked like a farmer, was extremely embarrassed, fleeing in embarrassment around the well, and the other party was chasing hard, but in fact, the other party was embarrassed. Because he chased for a long time, let alone catching Xiao Dong, he didn't even touch the corner of his clothes.

Seeing this, the leading man couldn't help frowning, and wondered, "Could it be that this is not an ordinary person?" No, looking at his appearance, he is not a master at all, and he doesn't have any breath on his body, with Xiao Gao's skills, it is too easy to teach him a lesson, but for so long a day, he didn't even get ...... to the side. ”

When the person next to him heard it, he immediately said, "How is it possible? If this hillbilly is a martial arts master, I'll write my name upside down. Haven't they all said it, the poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people, this kind of peasant who has lived in the mountains for a long time, his body is as flexible as a dog, and it is indeed a little difficult to catch it. ”

"It's said that this hillbilly looks like a slippery head." Another person said, "Boss, but Xiao Gao is too substandard today, and he hasn't been caught for so long." ”

"Hahahaha, Xiao Gao, you should work harder, let's wait to play cards." Don't wait until it's dark, you didn't catch it, and you fell down tired. ”

The man named Xiao Gao gritted his teeth and scolded: "Don't be blind, Lao Tzu won't be able to catch him, what are you kidding?" ”

Xiao Gao was ruthless, and he no longer continued to play the game of eagle catching chickens with Xiao Dong, stepped over the well, and suddenly jumped over and kicked towards Xiao Dong's body.

You must know that these people are not ordinary department employees, they all have the strength of the grandmaster-level, even if they are the worst, they are all close to the grandmaster, and they still have a little bit of skill.

With a ruthless kick, he was about to kick Xiao Dong.

Xiao Dong was still running around the well like a headless fly.

"Hey, let's just say it's an ordinary Diao Min, no, it's stupid."

"It's over, it's boring."

"Xiao Gao, don't be so fast, play more." The rest of the people cheered up, and at the same time, the doubts in their hearts were gone. In their opinion, Xiao Dong is just a slippery head, and he has no ability at all.

A scream came, followed by a bang, and a figure flew out and fell to the ground.

A few people didn't have to think about it to know that it was the hillbilly, but when they looked up, they realized that it was actually their partner Xiao Gao.

Such an extreme contrast made them all gasp.

"What's going on?"

"Oh my God, why did Xiao Gao fly out?"

saw Xiao Dong slap his face, and said shyly: "I'm sorry, I accidentally used too much force just now, and I kicked him out." I'm going to go and help him up. ”