Chapter Seventy-Three: Tricking People into Buying Medicine

Wei Dong saw that the director made an OK gesture, his facial nerves twitched, and he sighed in his heart, forget it, for the sake of a pitiful salary, don't pretend to be high, anyway, I have done all the advertisements for shoddy products in the past eight years, and I am not afraid of this time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

So he cleared his throat and began a magnetic opening statement.

"Hello everyone, new and old friends, I am the anchor Wei Dong, and I ...... in this congested time period"

Before Wei Dong finished speaking, he had already seen the leader next to him signaling the product to him with a serious expression, and Wei Dong reluctantly stopped and got to the point.

"Today, we...... We ......"

Poor Weidong unexpectedly found out that he couldn't anchor anymore, how can he explain such a two-B medicine? Could it be true to tell the audience that this medicine can cure all kinds of scars, vitiligo, and psoriasis?

This uncle's fool won't believe it, the previous fake and shoddy products at most only dare to say that they can strengthen the body, aphrodisiac and tonify the kidneys, climb the tenth floor in one breath and so on!

But seeing that the leader wanted to eat people, Wei Dong still habitually compromised.

"Ladies and gentlemen, today we have invited the legendary Professor Wang Gangwang, and the product he brought to us is jade...... Okay, let's talk to Professor Wang on the phone!"

Wei Dong wiped the sweat from his forehead, he even forgot about giving Wang Gang a false identity, and thought to himself that he should hurry up and get Mai Che to the phone connection, otherwise he would really go crazy.

Originally, his anchor's infertility and men's health were already embarrassing enough in front of the circle of friends and family, but now with such an exaggerated product, it won't make people laugh when they go back?

Wang Gang was already impatient at the phone in the office, which was originally intended for Zhou Cheng to connect, but Zhou Cheng was afraid that his voice would be heard by his parents, so he gave it to Wang Gang, who volunteered.

Zhou Cheng was also very helpless about this kind of radio selling medicine, this was the only fast and effective method he could think of, the advertising fee was cheap, the time was long, and there were many listeners, first catch a wave and count a wave, the only thing he could comfort himself was that this product was definitely not exaggerated.

Wang Gang crossed Erlang's legs, and according to the script written by Zhou Cheng, he had already begun to brainwash the listening audience.

"Haha, hello everyone, our Professor Wang Gang, our product Jade Skin Pill, men can't stand it when they eat women, women can't stand it when they eat men, and men and women can't stand it when they eat beds!"

Wang Gang laughed, and when he saw Zhou Cheng and Wu Laojiu's murderous expressions, he suddenly became serious.

"Uh...... Just made a joke with you, our products are not the treatment of that aspect, but more than the treatment of that aspect of the medicine, eliminate scars, beauty and beauty, vitiligo, psoriasis, ichthyosis, etc., as well as all kinds of urticaria and all skin inflammation can be effectively cured, pay attention! It is a radical cure! Not a cure! It is a radical cure! You ask me how much it costs? Haha, such a good product must be cheap, don't 999, don't want 998, yes, you guessed wrong, we only need 997! Give 1,000 yuan and find you 3 yuan to take a bus!

But don't be afraid, for the first 100 patients who make a phone call for the first time, we will give away a box for free! You heard you right! It's a free gift! What? Do you want free shipping? No problem! We have free shipping all over the universe! Don't believe that we are so powerful, I tell you, if you don't believe you, you can call and try! If you dare to call, we will dare to sign a contract with you! We can't cure your disease, you want my life!"

The last sentence, Wang Gang almost shouted out, but none of these words were written on Zhou Cheng's manuscript, seeing that the director had cut off the phone, Zhou Cheng and Wu Laojiu rushed up together and choked Wang Gang's neck.

With Wang Gang's proofing, Weidong seemed to have found a feeling, and after the headset came back, he took the product packaging box and began to introduce the product to the audience again.

It's not a loss to be professional, Wei Dong talked about the composition of the jade skin pill all the way to the national football team, and then talked about the kidney function from the national football team, and finally went back to the function of the jade skin pill, which made the leaders next to him praise it greatly.

It's a pity that most of them changed the channel as early as after Wang Gang finished bragging, and these office workers were blocked in a panic, how could they have the heart to listen to these messy advertisements.

On the way to work, Xiaoyun and her best friend are driving a car, these two are in the same company, and they are both white-collar workers, Xiaoyun is beautiful and diligent, but the position has not been promoted, if not for anything else, it is the disease in his body.

She had vitiligo at a very young age, but luckily, this vitiligo has always appeared on her back and abdomen, and if she doesn't wear a leaky umbilical suit, others can't find it.

Over the years, her family and herself have spent a lot of money, going around and around almost all over the country, taking countless Chinese and Western medicines, not only has no effect, but let this damn vitiligo continue to expand, last year, there have been dots spread to the neck.

She wasn't worried about having long hair to cover her, but this year, the damn white skin scar actually extended to her face, and she had to put on a thick foundation every time she went out, so the company avoided her, and even the boss asked her if she was infectious, and even asked her to go to the hospital for a certificate of non-infection.

If it weren't for the persuasion of her best friend, she would have resigned a long time ago, and today, she heard this broadcast like everyone else, and at first she wanted to turn it off, but as soon as she heard the word vitiligo, her courage disappeared completely.

After listening to the propaganda on the radio, she asked her best friend if she wanted to try it at noon, but her best friend told her that this company was the former Huayuan Pharmaceutical, which specialized in selling fake drugs, and the name alone was changed four times.

When she went to work in the afternoon, she couldn't control her thoughts, and finally met someone who dared to sign a contract for treatment, and the address was not far from her company, maybe it was really effective, and artemisinin, a representative of traditional Chinese medicine, could not also treat malaria?

Thinking of this, Xiaoyun finally dialed the phone number that he knew by heart.

Doodoo ...... Doodoo ......

"Village Chief! The phone is ringing! The phone is ringing!

In the office of Qili Pharmaceutical Factory, Wang Gang waited for the listener to call, but from morning to afternoon, there was no listener at all, and just when he was about to give up, the phone finally rang!

Wu Laojiu, Zhou Cheng and others came over after a hula, Wang Gang wanted to pick it up, but was stopped by Zhou Cheng, Zhou Cheng was afraid that this thing would say something like men eating women and not being able to stand it, so he personally picked up the phone.

"Hey, is that Professor Wang?"

"Hehe, hello Miss, I'm Professor Zhou!"

"I'm sorry, I'll look for Professor Wang......"

Zhou Cheng was helpless, and gave the phone to Wang Gang again, and Wang Gang cleared his throat proudly and said.

"Hello Miss, I am Professor Gang Wang, Taishan Beidou Wang in the medical world!

"I ...... Vitiligo ......"

"Don't worry, three boxes of medicine will make sure your vitiligo turns white and red! By the way, our first box is free, and the next two boxes, um...... Box of 997 ...... Two boxes of ......"

Wang Gang was looking around for a calculator, but the girl on the phone said that she knew, and then hung up the phone. Wu Laojiu saw the boiled duck flying, and scolded angrily.

"Don't talk nonsense, what kind of account are you before they finish talking!"

The three of them were accusing each other, and the old Li Tou in the security room called, saying that there was a car coming in at the door, it was a woman, and he also named Professor Wang Gang.

The three of them glanced at each other, and hurriedly went to find their white coats.