It's a pity that in the end, he still couldn't cut Liuchen's hair. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The Great Demon King slapped me directly on the back of the head and threw me a mentally retarded look: "It's too much to be there." It's up to you to cut his hair. ”

Why can't I cut his hair?

Didn't you hear him just call me chief? I'm his chief, chief!

If I can't cut his hair as a leader, can you cut it?

Of course, these emotionally charged words are all fantasies in my head.

In reality, I succumbed to the evil forces of the Great Demon King, and could only complain aggrievedly: "Why can't I cut his hair?"

Liuchen said softly: "My hair is a proof of strength. ”

In other words, I don't have enough strength to keep even a single hair of yours?

Bully! You alien people are bullying people when you cut your hair!

The Great Demon King snorted impatiently, and took the lead in turning over and going downstairs: "Let's go, the people outside are all around." ”

I quickly put together the hair that covered the ground with six dusts, and rolled it into my arms. Then, like a flower girl lifting the bride's skirt at a wedding, I ran after Liuchen with his hair in my arms.

There are a lot of people out there, and there are more and more trends.

Obviously, even if the consciousness of the world has changed the setting of this world, it makes everyone feel that the fantasy race, magical girls, and fights are all very common things, and they are not worth making a fuss about at all. But it's still too exaggerated to see giant pythons, holy lights, and house demolitions. What's more, there are buses!

Can you imagine the spectacle of a bus spinning and jumping all sorts of times and then plunging headlong into a room on the second floor?

You're just a bus, isn't it nice to stay on the ground and run around? Why do you have to go upstairs?

Do you want to go to heaven?

So, when I walked out of the yard, I saw a bus stuck in the wall of the room on the second floor, and the stubborn butt of the car was silent in front of everyone.

The surrounding neighbors, friends, uncles and aunts all went out, pointing at the bus and taking selfies. You can even see the TV car at the intersection from a distance.

I can already foresee the circle of friends being blown up in a few minutes.

Blue skinny, shiitake mushrooms.

Just when there were more and more onlookers and the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic, the three of us walked out of the courtyard.

At that moment, it was as if the fierce gunfight movie had been pressed the mute button, and the originally hot atmosphere came to an abrupt end, and everyone closed their mouths in an instant.

No one cared about the bus rushing into the second floor or the small building that was suddenly demolished, and all eyes fell on the super beauties who came out of the courtyard (to put it mildly, not including me).

At this moment, I finally realized the phrase "appearance is combat effectiveness".

If I use the analogy of weapons, these two people around me are probably atomic bombs and hydrogen bombs, typical weapons of mass destruction. I even saw little girls in open crotch pants and eighty-year-old grandmothers blushing suspiciously after seeing the beauties coming out of the yard (again, not including me, point).

Such an atmosphere is undoubtedly a little embarrassing and uncomfortable, especially when I see that the face of the Great Demon King is getting darker and darker, and there is already a tendency to approach the bottom of the pot, the discomfort in my heart has increased exponentially.

I can already simulate a small theater in my head:

Archdemon: (Snorts in dissatisfaction and lifts his hand at the back of my poor head.) )

Me: (holding his head and complaining loudly) Why do you want to slap me? I'm innocent! I don't care if others want to see you!

Great Demon King: (red eyes instantly glaring at him with murderous aura) If you hadn't attracted Tianluoyin's pursuit and made an earth-shattering scene, would you have attracted so many onlookers?

Me: (succumbs to evil forces in an instant) I was wrong......

In order to prevent this tragedy from becoming a reality, I need to take action now!

Because Liuchen's hair is still in my arms, as soon as I move, Liuchen has to move with it.

I took two steps to the left, and Liuchen followed and moved two steps to the left, and the eyes of the onlookers shifted to the left; I took two steps to the right, and Liuchen also moved two steps to the right, so the eyes of the onlookers shifted to the right.

You guys, don't you want to guess so well!

I made a decision immediately, pulling the Great Demon King with one hand and Liuchen with the other, and quickly got into the small alley on the side. It is estimated that the back of the beautiful woman is out of sight, and the crowd behind me let out a loud sigh.

Does not seeing a beautiful man disappoint you so much?

You face control!

The rumbling sound quickly chased from behind, and I knew that it must be the group of beautiful onlookers who followed after me. Fortunately, I grew up here, fought at home, and finally got rid of the crowd after a lot of turns.

Because I was running a bit fast, I ran around a corner and collided with the person on the other side.

"Xiao Luo?" a gentle voice came from above his head, his tone full of surprise.

"Brother Wei!" The gentle eyebrows instantly collided with my line of sight, giving people a sense of reassurance. "Why are you here?"

"I saw something wrong with your house. There was some worry, so come and have a look. ”

I was so stupid that I didn't think of such an obvious reason. But fortunately, Brother Wei was very gentle, and instead of laughing at me, he patiently explained it to me.

"I think your house seems to be a bit badly damaged. Do you want to come to my house and sit down?" Brother Wei continued to invite.

To be honest, such an offer was a relief for me. Whether it's for a place to sleep in the future, or to temporarily avoid the sight of those blazing chasing beautiful men, it's definitely a great proposition. So I quickly nodded and hurriedly agreed.

Brother Wei's house is just around the corner, follow the street to the end, and you can reach it around a corner. The house is a typical peasant self-built house, a two-story building, a large hall house, and a small courtyard.

"Come on in. "The entrance to the first floor is a silver roller shutter, and the lower left corner has a narrow door frame for easy access on a daily basis. Because it was made of stainless steel, as soon as Brother Wei pushed the door, the wide roller shutter door made a loud noise.

"Huh, Brother Wei, why don't you live in the director's house?" I asked a little strangely, looking at the unfamiliar house in front of me.

Brother Wei showed a hearty smile: "My uncle's family also has a daughter, who is fifteen years old this year, and it is inconvenient for me to live in their house as a young man." Besides, I came here to work, and I couldn't always trouble my uncle, so I moved out. ”

According to the general layout of the house here, the first floor is generally the hall, kitchen and storage room, and the second floor is the bedroom and living room, so Brother Wei directly led us to the small living room on the second floor.

Walking up to the second floor, I found that it was not far from my house in a straight line, probably less than 500 meters. Standing on the balcony on the second floor, you can clearly see the pile of ruins, broken bricks and tiles of my house, and even the billboard on the bus.

Looking quietly at the ruins in the distance, I couldn't help but feel sad.