Chapter 14: Pathos Script
Ah Jiu was singing with his eyes closed, only to feel that suddenly his eyes were dark, and he fell into a soft place, and the faint fragrance of milk filled his nose, making him want to go deeper. IU hugged Ah Jiu tightly in her arms, not realizing how much stimulation her gentle **** had caused to her brother, maybe knowing that she didn't mind, at this time, she just wanted to comfort Ah Jiu.
For a second, Ah Jiu lost his mind for a short time.
Two seconds, Ah Jiu smelled the milky fragrance.
Three seconds, Ah Jiu woke up and got up from IU's arms. There were only three seconds, and with the relationship between the two, the onlookers didn't feel anything unusual. Ah Jiu looked at IU, handed her the microphone, and swayed off the stage, IU wanted to follow, Ah Jiu waved his hand to stop her: "Go to the bathroom, don't follow me!"
Shi Hao hurriedly asked the two little brothers to follow, Ah Jiu turned around when he heard the footsteps, raised his foot and kicked: "I said don't follow me, I like to watch others pee, get out, get out!"
The two little brothers didn't dare to come closer, and looked back at Shi Hao in embarrassment, but Shi Hao couldn't help it, sighed, and had to beckon the two to come back.
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Ah Jiu came to the door of the bathroom slowly, pulled the door, did not move, pushed hard, and the whole person fell in, almost falling. Fortunately, the kung fu was not practiced in vain, and the moment he was about to fall, he did a backflip and landed steadily. Ah Jiu laughed, quite complacent, and sang again with his throat: "Playing with a flower gun, a backflip, the waist turns, and the horse steps ......steadily" sang and sang, the lyrics behind me forgot, but the melody was still remembered, so he whistled, unbuttoned his pants, and took out Xiao Jiu in the development process, and was about to open the gate to release water. There was a sound at the door, Ah Jiu held Xiao Jiu and looked over, someone knew him, and turned around to say hello: "Old Han, when did you come, I haven't looked at you for a day." No, you're not interesting enough! Wait for me, wait for me to finish peeing, and personally make you a cup of Brother Mary, give, give face. ”
When Han Changxu saw Ah Jiu like this, he quickly skimmed his head: "Oh, you pee first, and then you will talk after peeing, or you put your pants on, what kind of thing should be long, and you won't be ashamed." Let others see it again!"
"What's wrong with that?" Ah Jiu turned around and pointed Xiao Jiu at the urinal: "Lao Tzu is Ding Dingda, don't accept it?"
"......" Han Changxu opened his mouth and smiled bitterly, how to take this, he has lived for more than 30 years, and no one has taught him, so he has to keep silent. Wait for Ah Jiu to finish urinating.
The embarrassment spreads, and Ah Jiu is peeing.
"Boom la la ......"
A minute passed. Ah Jiu is still urinating, and the water column is still strong, like a storm crashing on the shore.
Han Changxu wondered in his heart, how strong is this person's kidney, holding back such a big bubble?
Another twenty seconds passed......
Han Changxu was stunned, is this still a human waist. That's it for elephants!
Ah Jiu is still peeing......
Han Changxu is already stupid, everyone is like this, there is a herd mentality, for example, when you see a boring movie in the cinema, there is often a yawn. Immediately it can cause a group of people to yawn, hear the sound of water, and people are like peeing, and this is the same reason. Han Changxu waited for more than a minute, Ah Jiu was still urinating, he didn't want to pee much, but at this time he also had a little urge to pee.
Han Changxu looked at Ah Jiu, also unbuttoned his belt, and took Xiao Xu out. He just took it out, Ah Jiu was done, Ah Jiu put Xiao Jiu back, looked over, suddenly stopped moving, pointed at Han Changxu's Ding Ding laughed: "Old Han, your thing is not developed, you are still a primary school student, look at me, you are a primary school student, Dr. Lao Tzu has graduated, hahahaha......"
Han Changxu was half urinating, and when he suddenly heard this insult, he shuddered, urinated on one hand, and the remaining half also shrank back, glared at Ah Jiu hatefully, and put Xiao Xu away.
"I'm looking for you to have a serious business!" Han Changxu washed his hands, put them under the dryer to dry, and said: "What do you think, I actually went to collect protection money from the underworld, and there was a person named Jiang Wuyuan who contacted me at noon, saying that he planned to contact me and form an alliance, although he didn't say it explicitly, but the meaning must be aimed at you and the biker party, and I want to get my support, I said what do you think, what are the plans, you have to discuss with me." ”
Ah Jiu looked at Han Changxu, and suddenly pinched his face, Han Changxu hurriedly hid, he could look at it, Ah Jiu didn't wash his hands after peeing, but Ah Jiu wanted to catch him, did he still run, he still caught him.
Ah Jiu pinched Han Changxu's face with his unwashed hands after peeing, and said, "You still have the face to say, I'm not for you?"
"Yahhhh
"Cleanliness, cleanliness, huh?" Ah Jiu pinched his face on the other side of his face again, Han Changxu felt nauseous, broke free with all his might, and retched against the wall.
Ah Jiu followed, came to his side, and said: "You asked them for money, but they didn't give it, and ran to me to pour bitter water, is there such a thing? Now that I'm doing you a favor, you still come to me, what's the matter, I helped you wrong? Then I told them, big brother, I don't want money, anyway, I don't lack money, and the person who has no money to spend is you and not me." ”
"Don't don't!" Han Changxu also understood when he heard Ah Jiu say this, and said, "You mean, you want money for me?"
"That's right, what five yuan, I didn't tell you, I want them 300 million a month, isn't this the price you set?"
"Is that what happened?" he didn't say it," Han Changxu was a little embarrassed, after making trouble for a long time, Ah Jiu was helping him, he beat him up, a little embarrassed, and said: "I really don't know what the situation is, alas, I didn't expect you to help me so much, I thought you were ......"
"What do you think I'm harboring evil intentions, what other purpose do I have?" Hah," Ah Jiu washed his hands, wiped a handful on Han Changxu's shirt, and looked at him with disgust: "Don't treat everyone as if you were your own? The big husband is above board, I want to calculate you, I will come with you clearly, you think you are my opponent?"
"This ......" Han Changxu laughed, although he didn't want to admit it, but he estimated that he might not be Ah Jiu's opponent.
"If I do this, there will be two effects, first, in addition to my seven districts, the districts will slowly start to hold together, you operate a little, don't let them all be together, they are all together and are not easy to control, the southeast and northwest are divided into four parts, so that with our biker party, there will be five organizations in Seoul, which is relatively average, and it is easy for you to control it secretly. Second, when they feel the pressure from me, they will go to you, don't you have money?"
Han Changxu was curious: "Why are you so sure that they will look for me?"
Ah Jiu looked at Han Changxu and said, "I found that you are really too stupid, how did you get to where you are today? With your IQ, there are only ten chapters of life in the novel, did the author drink too much to let you live until now." ”
"Hurry up!
"Uh...... How do you say it," Ah Jiu burped a big wine and sprayed Han Changxu in the face, choking him and coughing: "This is like an old-fashioned plot in a TV series, representing the male protagonist of integrity and justice, you, pursuing the heroine who likes bad men during the rebellious period, by the way, the bad boy is me, can this be understood?" Old-fashioned plot, you chase her, she sticks to me, I see that this girl is good, I want to rape her, she doesn't want to rape me, then I think of you, so I return to your side, the end of the story is that you finally have a lover and eventually become a family, and then she is raped by you every day, alas, what a tragedy!"
(To be continued.) )
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