I narrowed my eyes slightly, trying to exert invisible pressure on Zhou Yang through a slightly threatening look. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

However, it turns out that there is no need for any "threat" at all, just a little pressure from his eyes is enough to make all of Zhou Yang's defense lines collapse and stop fighting.

"That's it, that's it......" Zhou Yang twisted the corners of his clothes, his eyes fluttering. "Every time I pass by your house, I hear a lot of strange noises coming from your house...... What explosions, crashes, screams...... Ah, I didn't mean to go out of my way around your house! Passing by by accidentally!"

Don't lie if you're fragile at heart! It's completely exposed!

"What are you doing outside my house if you have nothing to do?" I asked sharply.

Zhou Yang clutched his chest, looking aggrieved and heartbroken: "I am ...... I just want to see if Osinya is still there......"

"Huh?" I reached out and touched Zhou Yang's forehead, and then touched my own forehead. The body temperature has not risen, why did you start talking nonsense in the middle of the day?" "Don't you know that Osinya is a man?"

Zhou Yang blushed: "Of course I know, but it's the first time I've seen such a good-looking person." I just wanted to ask him if he had a sister who looked like him or something......."

It turned out that he had the idea to go there! I didn't expect Zhou Yang, a stupid boy, to think quite far.

I heard Oxia say before that his parents had their own families and children after they separated, so there is still a chance to come to Zhou Yang's idea.

Zhou Yang saw that my expression was relaxed, so he came over again: "Hey, Xiaoluo, tell me, what's going on in your house, why are you tossing all day long?"

"This, ah......" Zhou Yang said this, and I couldn't help but recall the tragic experience in this month.

It's been a whole month since my house was repaired. In the past month, the Great Demon King has abused me in the name of training, repairing me up and down inside and out. What kind of rolling wood array, sword mountain trap, monster competition, that is all ordinary people's brain holes, the foundation of the foundation. For an alien race with an elegant style like the Great Demon King, the means that surprise everyone are his forte. So in the past month, I have experienced 30 special trainings carefully designed by the Great Demon King. The training program is different, and there are new tricks every day!(^▽^)

One of the most memorable moments for me was when a swarm of sneezing worms suddenly got into my bed in the middle of the night. It is a magical animal that looks like a hamster but has no limbs. They rely on their chubby bodies to roll on the ground, prefer warm places, are timid by nature, and will sneeze incessantly when frightened, and then spit out clumps of green slime from their mouths. However, sneeze insects have a docile personality and generally do not actively hurt people.

That night, a swarm of sneezing bugs silently appeared in my room. The little ones followed their instincts and in a matter of minutes they took over my bed, crawling all over me through the hem of my trousers and the hem of my clothes.

In my sleep, I only felt like I had fallen into the depths of the water, and the weight of the water weighed me down. I struggled desperately, rolling from side to side, trying to get out of the water, but I couldn't get out, and the pressure in my chest was getting heavier. I couldn't take it anymore, so I rolled over to the side as best I could, trying to reduce the pressure on my chest with the pressure on my back. I was so screaming that I woke up from my nightmare.

"Squeak ——!"

A strange cry came from beneath me, and I rolled over and sat down on the bed, completely awake.

Because I had no legs, round sneezing worms rolled down my head, shoulders, and back, and the "squeak" cries came and went.

I looked down and saw a full, fluffy flatbread pressed against my bed, about the same place as I had just slept on my chest. The sneeze's tiny pointed beak sticks out from one end of the flatbread and reaches limply into the sky, and its little pink tongue sticks out from its slightly open mouth, shrugging its head to the side in dejection.

"Squeak ——!"

The sneezing bugs, who had been gathering to check on their companions' injuries, all showed frightened expressions. Don't ask me how the hell I could tell the little hamster's face that they were terrified. At that time, their entire fur exploded, and their volume directly doubled, and their round bodies bounced off the bed, not because of fright, but because of what?

In a word, it is a big thing! no! wonderful!

I can't remember which way the first mouthful of green slime came from which sneeze worm. Anyway, when I came back to my senses, the whole room was raining green slime around me, and I had nowhere to run. There was hardly a single place on my body that was free of slime, and the bed under me was also affected by the pond fish.

The green slime instantly reminded me of some stinky, sticky object squirting out of my nose. Although I am not a Virgo and have no cleanliness habits, this association also makes me feel very uncomfortable, and I feel that my whole body is very itchy, and I have to wash it three or four times before I can stop.

Oops! This thing looks sticky, it won't get off, right?

I couldn't help but feel deeply worried about my washing machine and laundry detergent at home.

To completely wash off this slimy thing, I don't know how much laundry detergent it costs, how long it takes to turn the washing machine, and how much water and electricity costs are used. It was as if I had seen the red bills fly out of my pockets and disappear into the distant sky.

Ah, what a heartache!

But soon, I realized that I didn't have to worry about my laundry detergent and washing machine at all. Because the fabric on my body is disappearing little by little with green slime as the center!

Is this slime still corrosive?

A white skeleton appeared in front of my eyes. There was no flesh and blood bones past me and waved my palm, and the loose mandibles made a up and down clicking sound: "Hello, I'm Li Jingluo." ”

"Ahh——!h

I screamed, dodging the green slime spraying from all directions as I rushed out of the house.

Where are you?

At this moment, all the laundry detergent, banknotes, and washing machines disappeared from my head, and my mind was full of only thinking about the Great Demon King. Only him, only he can save me!

Open the door and go up the hallway, the first room on the left is the bedroom of the Great Demon King, as soon as I get there, I ...... "Haw——!"

It all came to an abrupt end.

I slammed into an invisible wall at a 100-meter sprint, and it was all darkness in front of me, and two hot streams of liquid rolled down my nostrils.

"It's ugly. The Great Demon King stood outside the door neatly dressed, writing and drawing with a notebook in his hand.

"Mud Neck, Haiyi, (do you want to kill me?)" I clutched my nose and complained inarticulately.

However, the Great Demon King did not answer my words, or that he did not want to pay attention to me at all. Closing the notebook in his hand, the Great Demon King took out a handkerchief from his jacket pocket and threw it to me far away.

"Wipe the blood off your face. The sneezing worm's slime only corrodes inorganic matter and does not cause harm to organic matter. "Hearing the Great Demon King say this, I reacted, as if there was no pain in my body that was corroded, but after the green mucus was attached to the skin, it was still a little cool.

The ingredients of this mucus can't actually be cooling oil, right? The kind that can disinfect, sterilize, and repel insects?

……

……

……

Ahhh

"So what are you testing this time?" I stared at the Great Demon King with dead eyes, and I didn't want to resist at all.

"Stress and observation. It's a pity that all of them failed. The Great Demon King threw me a look of contempt, and then turned around and went back to his room.

"......" I lay on my back on the ground, my heart like ashes.

The Great Demon King will only do one special test a day. Now that a nest of sneezing worms has been spared, there should be no more movement until dawn.

A thrilling day is finally over.

It's finally time to take a good break.

But how do you always feel like you've forgotten something...... What did you forget?

A few minutes later, a scream rang out from the house. "My bed, ahh

"Squeak!" "Squeak!" "Squeak!" "Squeak!" sneezing bugs rolled innocently around the room.