Chapter 128: Fooling Around
Xiaoyu thought that the opportunity could not be lost, and he immediately took a step forward and raised his head and said: "There is no basis for your words, you have made a military order." After that, he pointed to Zhong Min and the tattooed girl beside him: "You testify to me, for three days, if the sixth brother can't buy a basket of cherries, I will let people beat gongs and drums in front of the door of the governor's office, hmm!" He shouted: 'Xia Yanshou, you can't buy a basket of cherries.' Shout all day. ”
Although she knew that her sister-in-law felt sorry for herself, she was also afraid that the sixth master would not be able to buy cherries, and she would have no face when the time came, so she was busy saying on the side: "They are all their own brothers and sisters, why bother for a basket of cherries." ”
The sixth master said: "This girl has been spoiled when she was a child, and I will definitely change her stinky problem this time." ”
Xiaoyu was not to be outdone: "Who can't blow cowhide, it's not too late for you to shout when you bring something." ”
The magpie looked at Xiaoyu, Zhong Min and the tattooed girl walked out proudly, and couldn't help sighing: "Alas, I heard that the ninth girl was coming over a few days ago, and I was beating the drum in my heart, and a sixth master is enough to worry about, and if I add a sister-in-law, I can't live this day." Unexpectedly, the ninth girl is more sensible than the sixth master and knows how to hurt people. The sixth master has to be treated by someone like the girl fiercely. ”
The sixth grandmother couldn't help but smile bitterly, thinking: "No matter how sensible she is, she is not her own man." The advantage of the sixth master is that he is not close to women, but this woman also includes her to some extent, although she is also happy, in the end she is not as good as the men of other people's houses, and her mind is delicate. ”
The next day, the sixth master forgot about the cherry, went to the Governor's Office on time, and complained about the few thousand commanders and lieutenants under him: "You ran fast, my sister is a little afraid of life, but I didn't expect you to be more shy than her." ”
Captain Sun once accompanied the sixth master to the dinner party of Lord Yi, but he still remembered that the younger brother of Vice General Xia at that time did not have a name, everyone called him Brother Xia, but he looked exactly like this nine girls. Jiang Huwei and the tattoo girl were also begged by Sun Zongbing for that brother, but now they are following this nine girls, he can't help but beat the drum in his heart, so he smiled and said to the sixth master: "I want to thank Vice General Xia for the cherries given yesterday, and the cheap ones said that the cherries have been out of the garden for more than ten days, and a few small ones have not eaten enough." ”
Captain Sun looked at the sixth master and heard this, and the expression on his face became embarrassed, and he secretly thought: "When I took it, that girl was not very happy, isn't it..."
The sixth master suddenly remembered the matter of making a military order with Xiaoyu, and he didn't care about talking to Captain Sun, so he hurriedly called his own soldiers out to inquire.
Xiaoyu was much smarter than him, and went to the market early in the morning to find the place where the stall was set up yesterday, and saw that the person did not come, so he inquired with the people nearby, and knew that it was from Luojiawan in the north of the city. took Zhong Min, Tattoo Girl, Luo Twelve and Jiang Wei to the township to find people. He also sent Han Hu and Han Leopard, Liang Feng and Old Uncle Liang watched at the four city gates, and if they saw someone entering the city to sell cherries, they would buy them all. It's just that at this time, the cherries have passed the season, and the four of them have been guarding for a long time and have not gotten half a grain.
Xiaoyu went to the countryside to find the farmer, but he didn't want to, and he didn't either. It turned out that his mother taught him the method, in the winter to save some ice in the cellar, when the cherries are about to leave the garden, pick up the freshly ripe, save a little in the cellar, and wait for the cherries outside are gone, and then take them out and sell them for a good price, but this method can't be saved for long, but make a few small bucks.
Xiaoyu couldn't help but be proud, and thought, "What should I do if I look at the sixth brother this time?" She sent Jiang Guard, Uncle Liang, Zhong Min and Miss Wen to several villages outside the city, and asked them to teach the fruit farmers some words.
Sure enough, the sixth master's personal soldiers went around the city for a day, and they didn't buy a single cherry in the afternoon. The sixth master was a little anxious at this time, and sat in the yamen with a sad face and sighed. The lieutenant saw that something was wrong, and quietly discussed with President Liu Qian and Wang Baihu. Liu Qian said: "Instead of guessing here, it's better to ask the truth." ”
The sixth master listened to Liu Qianzong's words and thought secretly: "Maybe they know." Then he asked Sun Xiaowei and Liu Qianzong: "I don't know if there are any cherries for sale in the fruit farmers in the countryside." ”
How a few people didn't understand, so they chased after the sixth master and had to ask about the cause and effect, the sixth master was annoyed by them, so he had to tell the truth, and Wang Baihu, who was so angry, stomped his feet and said: "My sister-in-law is pregnant, why is Vice General Xia so careless, alas! We're just going to eat something fresh, this..."
Captain Sun also said with some hatred: "Sixth brother is really born in happiness and doesn't know blessings, my sister-in-law quarrels with her sister-in-law all day long, don't say buy food for my sister-in-law, sister-in-law has a stutter, she has to eat a big head." You! Alas, let me say what to say! ”
Liu Qianhu persuaded on the side: "You didn't ask clearly and took your sister's things to give favors, it's yours." Everyone has their own brothers and sisters, so you go to take a soft service and admit your mistakes, and it's over, where do you go to buy cherries at this time? ”
The sixth master thought to himself: "You don't understand, if she loses this time, she will definitely take advantage of the victory to pursue, and she will definitely admit her mistake and make a fool and finish the matter." ”
The next day, the sixth master didn't dare to hold it up, and thought to himself: "If Xiaoyu goes to the countryside and takes away all the cherries, he won't lose." ”
So he got up early in the morning, went to the bureau and hurriedly took a team of soldiers to the countryside.
Those villagers were also enthusiastic, and asked him around the sixth master: "Master Jun, the season of cherries has passed, why did you only remember to buy this thing now." ”
An elderly woman said: "I look at the face of the military master, nine times out of ten it is that the daughter-in-law is pregnant, and her mouth is awkward." ”
The sixth master searched for a morning, and he didn't see anyone with cherries, so when he heard this, he sat down and said, "No, my daughter-in-law is squeamish, and she can't eat this or that." Alas, why do you say that this woman is so ignorant, even if it is not for herself, she has to eat for the sake of her children. ”
An old grandfather was disgusted: "You are not sensible in this offspring, is this a stubborn thing?" It's really vomiting, like a sea of mountains, and the one can bear to go back. ”
The woman was not so polite, and said angrily: "You military master is so unreasonable, which daughter-in-law is pregnant and doesn't walk before the ghost gate, and you will be impatient if you want to eat in one bite." ”
For a while, everyone talked about the hard work of the woman's pregnancy, and this one said: "My daughter had to eat sour cowpeas at that time, and her mother-in-law was usually very fierce. In those months, I also went to the neighborhood every day to beg for cowpeas and pickled them for her to eat. ”
The one said, "What are you, my daughter-in-law, you have to eat sauerkraut in the summer." Tell me where I'm going to get cabbage, it's going to rot when it's hot. I begged my grandfather to tell my grandmother to get some ice, put it in the cellar, and finally pulled out seven or eight of them, and gave them to her like a baby, guess what. ”
A woman next to her said, "I'm here for this, and his daughter-in-law vomited when she smelled it." ”
The sixth master said: "Look at it, this is what you are used to." ”
This time it can poke the hornet's nest, and for a while, men, women, and children rushed up, and counted him down, this said: "It is inconvenient for a woman to be pregnant, she wants to vomit, she doesn't like to eat, and it is not for her to decide, whose family is so ignorant." ”
The one said, "You are also your mother conceived and raised in October, how can you say such unconscionable words." ”
forced the sixth master to be unable to do so, so he had to apologize again and again with a red face, and these people let him go. The sixth master ran in the countryside for two days in a row, bought nothing, and suffered several meals. Seeing that the three-day deadline was approaching, I couldn't even find a cherry pit. Later, he was also well-behaved, so he only said to find cherries for his pregnant daughter-in-law, but everyone didn't scold him anymore, and they all helped him come up with ideas: "This woman's pregnancy is like this, or... You go to the mountains to pick some sour dates, wild grapes, plums and so on! ”
The sixth master sighed and thought secretly: "My daughter-in-law is a good talker, don't say take wild fruits, just hold a watermelon to her, say that this is a cherry, she can also smile and accept it as a cherry." It's my own sister-in-law.,It's just not easy to fool.,It's ruthless.。 If she was alone, she would not be afraid, and she was surrounded by a large group of guards. As soon as you glared at you, the guards shouted. ”
The clever soldier said: "Vice General Xia, I have seen in the past few days, there are a few scattered left on some trees, let's disperse, everyone try their best to pick some, and we can make up enough baskets." ”
The sixth master saw that those cherry trees were all green, and occasionally there were a few red bumps, and at a glance, they didn't grow well, but at this time, where was there any other way, so he comforted himself and said, "It's not good, it's also a cherry." ”
The peasants were good at talking, and they didn't want money, but they didn't hurt their branches, and they plucked them as they plucked. The personal soldiers and guards went into battle together, and finally before dark, picked a small half basket, the sixth master was not enough, so he simply stayed outside for a night, and the next day it was just dawn, so he got up and picked up most of the hour, which was enough to make up a basket, and he entered the city with a high spirit.
When I returned to the city, I was still not at ease, so I first hid in my study, poured the basket of cherries on the ground, and carefully picked them one by one. Seeing that the basket was decent, he dragged his numb legs to the sixth grandmother's room.
The sixth grandmother, who was talking to Xiaoyu, heard the magpie outside: "The sixth master is back." "This hanging heart can be put down.
The sixth master proudly put the basket on the table, lifted the hem of the arrow sleeve and sat down with a big grin: "What's the big deal, my brother found it for you." What else do you have to say. ”
Xiaoyu picked up a rosy cherry and handed it to the sixth grandmother, who thought to herself: "Although it was bought by a bet with Jiu'er, it was Liulang's hard work." Then he happily put it in his mouth and ate it, who knew that the fruit looked red but sour and astringent, and the sixth grandmother's white and tender little face suddenly wrinkled, and she had the intention to cover up for the sixth master.
Xiaoyu sneered, lifted the basket and slammed it to the ground, and a basket of cherries was scattered on the ground. Xiaoyu snorted, went up and stepped on it a few times and said, "Who are you fooling?" ”
The sixth master only felt that his heart was crushed into slag by Xiaoyu, and he hated it, so he was so angry that he pointed at Xiaoyu with a blue face and couldn't speak.
For a moment, everyone was frightened. R1152