Pseudo-scumbag Xu Fei

Xu Fei answered the phone, took a taxi quickly and rushed over, and saw that his cousin really had gauze wrapped in his hands, a rare spectacle, his cousin had never suffered a loss in a fight, how could he have fallen on his heels this time. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Xu Fei was beaten by his cousin a lot when he was a child, and he also blamed himself for a tendon, so many soft persimmons, every time he had to find his cousin to kick him with such an iron plate, and he couldn't complain about others, but Xu Fei was still very gloating and said: "Ouch cousin, why are you hurt, my heart hurts so much, how does it hurt?" ”

The acting skills are exaggerated, jumping and jumping can't bear to look at it directly, Xu Fei looked at his cousin's exaggerated appearance, and said two words lightly "six years old", Xu Fei instantly closed his mouth, and by the way, he gave Xu Fei a vicious look, count him ruthless. Jumping was curious, why just saying the word "six years old" could shut up Xu Fei, and asked Xu Fei in a low voice: "Why is your cousin so afraid to say the word six?" ”

Xu Fei tilted his head sideways and said to Jumping: "Because he still wets the bed at the age of six, he is very taboo for others to mention this matter, and the whole family loves to talk about this incident from his childhood, and they are happy to do it." ”

Jumping glanced at Xu Fei sympathetically, it is estimated that no one is happy to wet the bed by others as a talking point.

Xu Fei was depressed for a while, before remembering the purpose of his visit, just because he was ridiculed for laughing at his cousin, he actually forgot to look at his cousin's sister, Xu Fei's trip was with a great responsibility and goal, thinking that his cousin was someone else's child back then, when he was a child, a group of children in the family were taught to learn from his cousin all day long, his cousin didn't eat snacks or watch TV, he didn't like the little girl next door, he didn't have adolescent restlessness, he was simply a person without childhood and youth, I really don't know where it was good.

Later, my cousin went to college, and when the family knocked on the side to say that it was time to fall in love, the cousin calmly ignored it, so that my aunt has always been very suspicious of my cousin's sexual orientation, and explained that if my cousin has any situation, I should report it to the family as soon as possible, and a few years have passed since college, and my cousin has not seen his girlfriend's hair after graduation.

The fly in the ointment of the perfect cousin is that he is a single dog like him, but the terrible thing is that the 10,000-year-old bachelor seems to have been struck by lightning recently, not only did he get married in the game and find a sister-in-law for himself, but today he actually asked him to pick up his sister for himself, if he hadn't received a call from his cousin today, he wouldn't believe it.

Xu Fei gestured to Xu Fei with a side face, and the young lady next to him was the one who was going to pick him up. Xu Fei looked over, I'll go, an authentic beauty, bright teeth and bright eyes, long hair fluttering, this figure and this look, Xu Fei secretly gave Xu Fei a thumbs up behind his back, indicating that his cousin is really good, if he doesn't make a move, he is such a beautiful girl.

Xu Fei directly ignored his cousin, gave the car key to Xu Fei, and officially introduced Jumping: "Xu Jumping, my. Student. The one in front is my cousin, Xu Fei. ”

After hearing the name, Hopping felt very familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere, and thought about it, it turned out that the name of this cousin was exactly the same as the name of the cousin of the great god, and it was such a coincidence. It's not like their cousin is the same person, so is the cousin also the same person?

Jumping and shaking his head, how can there be such a coincidence in the world, it may be that Xu Fei's name is more ordinary, just like his own name, and there are many duplicate names. Therefore, Jumping didn't delve into Xu Fei's name, so he nodded and smiled at Xu Fei, and Xu Fei also smiled at himself, but how did Jumping feel that this smile was not normal, I couldn't tell what was strange, but it just made people feel like they were being watched.

Xu Fei glanced at Xu Fei, who seemed to be studying a giant panda, and Xu Fei instantly shivered.

Whenever my cousin showed this kind of Mona Lisa-like eyes, he probably didn't end well, and immediately said that he was going to pick up the car and pick up the two.

After Xu Fei left, he patted his chest and said with a sigh of relief: "Your cousin's eyes seem to be very surprised, as if I am some prehistoric animal, am I so terrible?" ”

Xu Fei smiled, and a cold voice came slowly: "It's just that my brother is young and ignorant." ”

Xu Fei was not at the scene, if he had to jump up and argue at the scene, what was young and ignorant, where was the reason for jumping, it was not that the 10,000-year-old bachelor suddenly had a sister, and he was just surprised.

Xu Fei sat in the car, and suddenly found that the bay window behind his cousin's car was full of all kinds of dolls, Xu Fei thought that he had hallucinations, rubbed his eyes, and found that the doll was still there, Xu Fei looked at it, and it was estimated that the girl had given it to his cousin just now.

The more Xu Fei thought about it, the more wrong it became, this cousin found a girl in the game, and when he introduced himself, he said that he was his sister-in-law, why was there a girl outside the game, and when he introduced him, he said that he was his student. And the school doesn't stipulate that teachers and students are not allowed to fall in love, cousin is not a pit for other people's girls.

There's a girl in my cousin's game.,There's a girl outside the game.,It's just a scumbag.,It's too scum.。 I don't have a sister yet.,My cousin already has two sisters.,My aunt and uncle are still worried that my cousin will die alone.,This society is too realistic.,Scumbags always have sisters who like it.,A good man like him is really a wolf in the lonely wind, okay.。

Xu Fei instantly fell into the world of despising his cousin and pity himself and couldn't extricate himself, Xu Fei, who had been entangled for a long time, started the car, and thought while driving, cousin, this scumbag, how can he tell his aunt that he is good, although there is a situation, but the situation is so complicated, after thinking about it, it is better not to say this matter, my cousin himself said that it was the best, but he took pity on the two sisters, and he was kept in the dark and did not know the truth.

After Xu Fei drove over, Hop Hop got into the back seat, Xu Fei motioned Hop Hop to sit inside, Hop Hop looked at Xu Fei, his eyes exchanged silently,

Jump: You don't sit in the back of the co-pilot to join in the fun.

Xu Fei: I am an injured person, and the injury is greater.

Jumping instantly knelt down for the injured person, and obediently moved inside, Xu Fei sat next to Jump, Jumping felt that the temperature around him was a few degrees higher, and leaned in the direction of the car door again.

Xu Fei couldn't help but cover his face when he saw the movement here, he was very crazy in his heart, the feeling of knowing the truth but not being able to say it was too torturous, and his cousin was also deceiving his sister's feelings, it was too scummy.

Jumping looked at Xu Fei covering his face and grabbing his hair strangely, and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with your cousin?" ”

Xu Fei replied calmly: "It's good to get used to it, the young cerebellum is unbalanced." ”

Xu Fei scolded in his heart, you are only unbalanced in the development of the cerebellum, if you weren't my cousin, I would have exposed your true colors a long time ago, how can I hide the evil deeds of a scumbag now. (To be continued.) )