Chapter 814: Meat jokes, look at the light

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He Tiantian was slightly surprised, and said with a smile: "It's not good for you to break the bank, I'll come over tomorrow to invite you to dinner." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"No, this is our send-off banquet for Teacher He, how can we let the teacher have a treat!" Yuan Hua said, "Teacher He, you can come over tomorrow, this is the wish of our whole class." ”

"Well, I'll go over tomorrow at noon. He Tiantian agreed, thinking that when she had dinner tomorrow, she would just settle the order in advance.

"Then Mr. He, see you tomorrow. Yuan Hua smiled and left happily to make some preparations.

He Tiantian smiled with relief, not because the student invited her to dinner, but because the student's heart.

Back home, He Tiantian kept smiling.

Jiang Lifang smiled and asked, "What is so happy?"

"Haha!" He Tiantian said, "I said goodbye to the students today, and the classmates will invite me to dinner tomorrow and see me off!"

"That's good. Jiang Lifang said, "If you put your heart into it, they can feel it." However, the students don't have much money in their hands, so it's okay to invite you to dinner, but don't forget to pay for it. ”

"Well, that's what I thought too. He Tiantian said, "I'll find a chance to pay tomorrow." ”

"That's right, don't let students break the bank. Jiang Lifang said that there is no shortage of money at home, just accept the wishes of others.

At night, He Tiantian put the child to sleep and began to correct the test papers, which took two hours and corrected one-third, anyway, there are still two days left, so it should be in time.

The next morning, I corrected some more, and at ten o'clock, I rode my bicycle to Xiaohe's private restaurant.

Yuan Hua had already booked a large box upstairs with his classmates, which had four tables, and He Tiantian could fill three tables.

"Teacher He, if you thank you, let's not say much, let's just talk about some jokes that happened between our classmates. "Yuanhua is not a greasy and crooked person, although he is sad in his heart, but a smile can reduce these sadness.

With Yuanhua's suggestion, everyone also smiled.

He Tiantian sat down, took a sip of barley tea and said, "Okay, tell me, let me hear what strange things happened in our class?"

A boy stood up and said, "Teacher, it's a bit meaty, can you say it?"

A boy next to him immediately reached out to cover the boy's mouth and shouted, "Can't say!

When everyone saw the boy, they all laughed.

The men laughed heartily, and the girls blushed, but they all smiled so much that they couldn't see their teeth.

"Hehe, yes. He Tiantian said, "Jokes can be watched, they can be romantic, but it's good if they aren't obscene." ”

A boy at the other table stood up and said, "You guys hold Wu Hao, I said." ”

"I can't say it, Liu Hua, you bastards, is my reputation going to be ruined here today?" Wu Hao couldn't cry or laugh, looking at He Tiantian like a goddess.

He Tiantian said awkwardly: "Say it, anyway, the students all know, and it's nothing if one more knows!"

Tang Ping'an smiled and said: "Where is it known by one of our classes, and the people in our department probably know it, and it has been famous in the school for a long time." ”

"Huh?" He Tiantian was surprised, "The impact is huge!"

He Tiantian's curiosity was aroused, and he looked at Liu Hua who stood up hopefully.

"Hehe!" Liu Hua smiled, "I usually stick a knife in my brother's ribs, but today, for the sake of Teacher Bohe's smile, I decided to insert my brother twice." ”

"Hahaha・・・・・・" Everyone laughed, and the girls didn't smile as shy as before, and the atmosphere became more enthusiastic.

Liu Hua stood up and said, "Teacher, here's the thing. Last month, the weather was very hot, I couldn't sleep at night, and I was covered in sweat, but other men were lazy, unlike Wu Hao, who took a shower three times a day. That morning, Wu Hao went to the water room to take a shower as soon as he got up, and usually the aunt of the sister-in-law came to clean at half past six, but it was not very much, and it came at six o'clock. Wu Hao was taking a shower, thinking that he was a classmate, so he didn't care, after taking a bath, he turned around and left with the basin, and saw the stunned aunt. Liu Hua was also dumbfounded, he didn't know what to do, and he was stunned. It's still the aunt's kindness, remind me, young man, why don't you know how to cover it with a basin! Wu Hao took the basin to block the important parts, ran back to the dormitory like a pig, and shouted sugly, he was seen ・・・・・・ naked."

"Hahaha・・・・・・"

He Tiantian listened to it and laughed along.

"It's so funny!" He Tiantian laughed, "This can be rated as a sensational event this year." ”

"yes, at the top of the list. Tang Ping'an said, "Anyway, I will never forget this incident in my life, and I will not forget Wu Hao." ”

Liu Hua echoed: "Although everyone laughs and laughs, it is not malicious, and everyone remembers it in this life, and you are not at a loss." ”

"I'm losing!" Wu Hao said, "I chased the management girl for a year, and I didn't pay attention to it anymore." ”

"Hehe, that's no fate, there is a better girl waiting for you in the back. Tang Ping'an said, everyone knows about this, in fact, even if there is no such thing, that girl can't look down on Wu Hao.

It's all just an excuse.

"You bad friends, I don't have a daughter-in-law in the future, so I will rely on you. Wu Hao said scoundrelly, others are also cheerful, and they can also afford to joke.

Because of the light, there is no one who has become a man of the hour.

After that, others also told interesting stories about their classmates.

During the banquet, He Tiantian excused herself to go to the toilet and went to the counter to pay.

"Hello, the money for the Peony Hall has been paid. The proprietress said, "These students are very strange, they used to pay after eating, but today they asked to pay first." Now I know, it's someone fighting to pay!"

He Tiantian smiled and said, "I still want to invite them to dinner." ”

Since she didn't need to pay, she didn't pay, and later she prepared some gifts for her classmates.

Yuan Hua, who was following behind, secretly ran back and said, "Teacher He really went to pay, fortunately, we paid first." ”

"Hey, Mr. He is the best teacher I have ever met. "Liu Huadao, it's still so good-looking.

"yes, I think so too. Yuan Hua said, "Let's study hard, create hard, and when others ask us which teacher we like the most, we will say Teacher He, so that more people know that Teacher He is good." ”

"Uh-huh. Tang Ping'an said that last time, the publishing house sent me some questions, interviewed the author with some questions, and then published them in the magazine to promote his report.

There is a question above: who do you want to thank the most on the way to creation?

Tang Ping'an wrote without hesitation: "My homeroom teacher, my teacher." ”

Yes, without He Tiantian's encouragement and enlightenment, he would not have had the opportunity to publish, nor would he have divergent thinking, nor would he have written more wonderful stories.