Chapter 528: Host, You're Pretending to Be Tired!

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"Where's the boss?

Just when everyone was grabbing the medicine, they didn't want to be on the first floor of the Dotta, but they broke into a vote of people, and there were about forty people, all of whom were large numbers above lv15.

"Huh, the tuba is coming, the tuba is going to be cleared!"

As soon as these tubas entered, the atmosphere of the entire hall on the first floor changed.

All the trumpets retreated, hiding far away, everyone knows that these tubas are not easy to mess with.

They are like a team, specializing in bosses, and if anyone robs them, then they will kill whomever they want.

"Boss, who killed you? Speak quickly! Otherwise, all of you in this hall will die!"

The first person turned out to be a lv18 tuba. Holding a ghost-headed knife in his hand, he flaunted his might.

And when I looked at this person's name again, it turned out to be 'bandit'.

Obviously, this guy is a blatant robbery.

"Nana, the boss was brushed by me, and I also got a lv10 purple 'Sage Holy Clothes'!"

Ye Xiuwen has not changed anything, and he is still a little red man at lv0.

But his experience is already hundreds of thousands, and it is estimated that there is no problem at all to rise to lv10.

But Ye Xiuwen just doesn't upgrade, he still has to continue to pretend to be forced!

Lv10's 'Sage Holy Clothes', which was held by Ye Xiuwen in his hand, is a dark tight-colored bodysuit with 10% resistance to bondage, 5% attack speed, 10 attack power, and 5% evasion.

This equipment attribute is almost against the sky, and when you see those guys, your saliva is going to flow out.

"Brother, are you really good at pretending to be so forced?" said Asuna on the side, weakly.

"Actually, what do you say about this?music!"

"Smack!"

Ye Xiuwen snapped his fingers, and the music really sounded, and it was a DJ song.

Everyone was shocked, and said in their hearts: What are you doing with the band?

"Ding Dong,"

"Ding Dong,"

Everyone was only shocked, Ye Xiuwen's forced grid began to swipe the screen, and when the forced grid stopped swiping, Ye Xiuwen pulled the throat of the male duck and made a heavenly sound.

This doesn't sound like human words, but Ye Xiuwen is awesome, three-star film and television songs, whatever you sing, it's all good.

"Move, hit, move!

People say that I am long, like a Northeast specialty - black astringent,

I said 'old iron' (buddy), if you say that, it's your fault,

Throw my patriotic red heart to the ground and smash it to pieces.

I don't believe it to death, who can be darker than this society,

As the saying goes, drowning will cause water to the ground, and killing the mouth to death.

I've drunk two more glasses and I'm a little drunk, and with the strength of the wine, 'Tiezi' (buddy) you can sit honestly and listen to me blow it for you.

In the dream, I have become the leader of the dragon in the 'bird' (quietly), and the people of the rivers and lakes give the nickname of the extremely handsome gunstar.

The younger brothers, like in front of me and chattering with big knives, I painted behind them like a 'stupid roe deer' (a kind of animal in the northeast, stupid).

But in fact, I am more professional and professional than them.

Because I used to be a police officer, I don't 'lie' at all.

But in reality, I am 'dry' (idle) every day,

'That Qian'er' (that will), I don't know anything except for the Internet 'Goods' (Internet terms: the meaning of pickling girls, about the cannon), and the rest.

As soon as I nag that love a little bit, I don't feel ashamed at all, the little girl in the photo, the little ones are all.

I thought that when I waited for the legendary Jiaofeng in my mind, when I saw my mother, I was really scared!

Then I listened, and my brain was straight to the ground, and since then I have epilepsy in the upper body and stroke in the lower body, and I have been hating for half my life.

Later, I thought about going out for a walk while I was young, learning the 'ability' (ability) well, and going back to honor my fellow villagers and elders.

If you can't get it out and then 'go out' (go out), and mix it into the pride of our Northeast people, how good do you think it would be?

So, I made my debut (happily) with some 'Gervas', 'Da Lie', 'Qiulin Red Sausage' and 'Bread' on my back.

I made a mess of money and bought a train ticket.

After arriving in the big city, I slowly experienced it and slowly found that the people in 'this karma' (here) are all quite damaged and sharper than the other.

Either they will be deducted, or they will have money left, and they will use me as a mountain cannon and ask me if everything is fresh.

I said, you guys, are you all wearing straw hats and not showing your face to me?

It's really a little 'not bad' (don't lie, don't be blind), how can we say that we have also practiced for two years,

If you cover the suspension with me again and go, then come out and let's practice alone.

I have to break your head, break your legs, and break your ribs.

We have an old saying in the Northeast that educates us!

Small trees are not repaired, and people do not repair 'stubbornness' (stubbornness, stubbornness).

I said, friend, you're pretty good too, the dog walks and you follow, and the dog stops you and you 'tremble, tremble, tremble). I don't know what else you want to pursue besides creating humans.

I was going to show my strength with my small physique, but I didn't expect that people would be 'in vain' (fools, lack of heart), and they were all in vain.

When the time comes, except for making people look at and laugh, I won't 'catch' anything.

That's not good, I have to find reality to nag, or we go it alone, this is good, not only didn't I say anything, but also let the 'thief pull' (very, special) cool reality to cut me, and make this big bag.

After going back, this psychological grievance 'no nagging' (helpless, no way), no matter what you think, you have to find reality and say.

It said: What do you like, you have a trick to go but you don't want to die.

You see, you see, people are forced out like this.

Therefore, it is no wonder that our Northeast people are so domineering, and they are all justified and well-founded.

It is indeed not easy for this poor common people, and the hegemony of the ruling class is not good.

I said that the iron is all vented, and you don't have two words of ink.

Don't complain about it, and then happen to leak state secrets.

Looking at the car man next to you, it doesn't hesitate to ignore you, it wants to look at you if it's not pleasing to your eyes, and you won't want to 'beat B' (pretending to be forced, pretending to be pure).

What kind of thing is that? What's that? Pretending to be that? One piece per kilometer is awesome? Ah? The psychology of the people is not yet spoken?

I also know that I drank too much, and I drank nonsense and worked nonsense in vain.

But this snorting is also a color that is held back in the psychology and dares to come out after drinking.

I brag about defeat, you should just listen to a happy harmony, if you have any ideas, come to the Q group: 463386207, come to me!

'Forced to eat and beat' (stiff mouth, beat back the mouth)! 'Woo slam' (speak unclearly, beg for mercy, and beat)! Forced to eat and beat again, whining and beating again!"

"Poof!"

Ye Xiuwen chattered for a while, and finally finished chattering, and when you look at it again, almost all the players on the scene are holding on to the ground, vomiting blood there!

Even Asuna had to give Ye Xiuwen a thumbs up and said, "Brother, you are so talented!"

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, pretending to be forced successfully, and getting 500,"

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, you pretend to be tired, and the system will reward you with an additional 2000,"

"Hahaha!"

Ye Xiuwen couldn't laugh anymore, in fact, he didn't want to pretend to be forced, he just wanted to sing a song to relieve the tense atmosphere.

"Oh, mom, big brother, you are also in the northeast, this is really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family anymore!"

When the 'bandit' came over, he shook hands with Ye Xiuwen vigorously, as if he had seen a relative.

"I said, big brother, you are also Northeast Silver, but how did you get mixed up so badly?" Ye Xiuwen asked sympathetically.

"Big brother, don't say anything, it's all caused by the cruel reality of the thief Sila! Let's go, brother, follow me to the twentieth floor, and the fellow will take you to fight the boss!"

"Okay, okay!"

Just look at the refreshing one