Chapter 664: My life is over
"I hate it, you've done it all, what kind of serious person are you pretending to be?" Sun glanced at him dissatisfiedly, and his soft body threw himself into his arms more and more boldly.
"Aifei, Aifei, this is the ...... the imperial study?" Yang Zheng was in a hurry.
"It's not the imperial study, aren't you happy?" Sun Shi rubbed his soft body into his arms with a motionless expression, and the pair of round fingers gently swept over the bulge, just a little bit, Yang Zheng couldn't help but snort.
"This sassy fox, do you really know Lao Tzu's sore spots?"
Sun Shi chuckled and said softly: "Look at you like this, you are still pretending to be serious, let Gonggong Chen retreat?" Someone to talk to you? ”
Yang Zheng didn't dare to scream, there were people at this time, he could still bear it, once he got to a place where there was no one, he really couldn't hold back, and he didn't dare to speak.
Sun Shi Yingying glanced at his bulging place, and suddenly moved away, and the numb feeling immediately went to most of it.
Yang Zheng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart: "Almost landed? ”
Sun gently put the life soup in his hand on the imperial case, glanced at Chen Wu, the smile on his face suddenly froze a little, and said with a sneer: "Father-in-law Chen has also been in the palace for decades, and he can be regarded as an old man, don't you even understand this rule?" ”
Chen Wu was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Yang Zheng, and wanted to say something, but after all, his lips moved, and said, "The slave understands?" ”
Sun snorted and said, "Since you understand, if you don't leave quickly, could it be that your father-in-law wants to let the palace invite you?" ”
With a "plop", Chen Wu knelt on his legs, bowed and said, "Don't you dare?" ”
Sun said: "I don't think you dare, don't you take this palace in your eyes?" ”
"Don't dare!" Chen Wu immediately responded.
"That's not out yet!" Sun shouted.
Chen Wu got up from the ground tremblingly, bowed down in response, turned around and walked out the door.
"Chen Gonggong ——?" Yang Zheng was in a hurry.
Chen Wu turned around and glanced at him with a little meaning, as if he wanted to say something, but when he saw the Sun family staring at him, he didn't say anything after all.
"Just like that, how should I be good, I can't touch it, I can't sleep, I have to wear it when I sleep, and I will lose my life if I touch it?"
When Sun saw Chen Wu walking away, the ice on his face eased a little, and he turned his head to Nagong E and said, "Lian'er, will you step back too?" ”
Gong E, who was called Lian'er, looked up at the life soup on the imperial case, hesitated for a moment, and said, "This hot ......?" “
Sun glared at her and shouted, "Mouth more, don't go out yet!" “
Gong E, who was called Lian'er, bit her red lips, and then lightly blessed Sun and Yang Zheng, and said, "The slave and maid are retired!" “
Sun snorted and watched Gong E retreat before turning around.
The pink face that was still angry just now immediately had a spring blur on his face, and he was extremely charming.
"What a fickle vixen!" Yang Zheng sighed, and the heart he had just put down began to be entangled again.
There were only two people left in the huge imperial study, Sun's courage seemed to be a little bigger than just now, he leaned over his soft and boneless body again, and his little hand gently tapped a few times in Yang Zheng's arms, and said softly: "If people don't come on weekdays, you will inevitably complain about it, what's wrong today, twisting and pinching, it's not you on weekdays, if it weren't for your face being my enemy, people are still a little suspicious, are you my enemy?" ”
"Not your enemy?" Yang Zheng muttered to himself, "Look at what you said, there are still people in this world who can pretend to be the lonely king!" ”
Sun smiled at him every day and said, "I know, it's not early, why don't we hurry in?" “
"I'm in a hurry?" Yang Zheng sweated profusely.
Seeing that he didn't move, Sun suddenly blushed, and replied shyly: "You bad person, you are dead, where are you still like a prince, you want to be that Song Taizong, people, people can't do that little Zhou Hou?" “
The queen of the year, Li Yu only knew how to compose words and songs, but did not know how to govern the country, and was finally destroyed by Zhao Kuangyin, the ancestor of the Song Dynasty, and he and Xiao Zhouhou became prisoners together. Among all the emperors, Zhao Kuangyin should not be considered lustful, he once included the concubine of the Hou Shu lord Meng Chang's concubine Lady Hua Rui into the palace as a concubine, but let go of Xiao Zhouhou, who is also a stunning beauty, and also named her Mrs. Zheng Guo, it is estimated that he did not get involved in Xiao Zhou because he admired Li Yu's talent. But he doesn't get involved, others may not do it, after Zhao Kuangyin's death, his half-brother Zhao Guangyi ascended the throne for Taizong. Zhao Guangyi is not so benevolent and righteous, and after he succeeded to the throne, Xiao Zhou's life was not so good. Zhao Guangyi, who has coveted the beauty of Xiao Zhou for a long time, took the opportunity of ordering the woman to enter the palace for Hajj from time to time to force Xiao Zhou to stay. This period of history was first recorded in the volume of Song Wangjun's "Silent Notes": "Long Yan's "Jiangnan Lu" has a slightly coherent cloud: Li Guozhu returned to the court after Xiao Zhou, and named Mrs. Zheng Guo, such as entering the palace with the wife of the order, and every few days when she came out, she would cry and scold the queen. When the sound is heard outside, Duowan turns to avoid it. In addition, Han Yuru's family has a book of the people of the old palace of Jinling after Lord Li returned to the court: 'In this middle day and night, only wash your face with tears'. After that, somehow it came out, it was powdered by a person named Zhang Jilinyuan "Song Taizong Qiang Xing Xiao Zhouhou", in the painting, Xiao Zhouhou wore a flower crown, red socks on both feet, and the socks were only half of the shin ears. Luo is surrounded by five maids, two of whom bear armpits, two of whom bear shares, and one of whom hugs his back, and is in the air. Taizong took the lead. After closing his eyes and turning his head, he rejected Taizong's cheeks with his hand. "It is a legend that Yang Zheng only listened to stories in his previous life, where did he think that Zhu Zhanji still had this kind of habit, and he was very embarrassed.
"This, this ——?"
Sun raised his pretty pink face, glanced at him charmingly, and said softly: "As long as you, a bad person, always love the concubine in your heart, it doesn't matter if the concubine learns that little week!" Anyway, other people's bodies and hearts are all given to you ......? “
Before Yang Zheng had time to reminisce, he felt that there was an extra jade hand in his palm, and then the jade hand grabbed his palm and pressed it on the pair of drumming jade peaks, just a touch, Yang Zheng almost didn't scream: "It's bad, it's bad, women are a disaster, Lao Tzu's life is at rest!" ”
Sun looked at his surprised appearance, covered his mouth and smiled, and said: "You are a bad family, you are a lot of courage on weekdays, and you come up to hug others, today, why are you so small today, isn't it happy to be next to others, right?" When Sun said this, there was a hint of suspicion in his eyes.
Yang Zheng didn't expect Zhu Zhanji to be so bold on weekdays, and he was entangled in love with this Sun family in this imperial study, but after thinking about it carefully, he was also relieved, the ancient emperors, who didn't have a special hobby, those concubines were stripped naked by those eunuchs in the concubine's room on weekdays, wrapped in a big cloak, and carried it all the way to the dormitory, and then ripped off the cloak and put the concubine on the bed. The concubine creeped into the quilt from the exposed "dragon claw", and then "interacted with the emperor". This kind of day can also be two days a day, and it is not interesting after a long time, plus those eunuchs are waiting outside the window, waiting for the matter to be finished. In order to prevent the emperor from dying of a stroke, after a little longer, the chief had to sing outside: "It's time." "If the emperor is in high spirits and pretends to be deaf and dumb, he will shout again." If so, "the third", the emperor can no longer delay, and has to "stop the courtesy". Counting it up, the emperor and his wife can't love as they like, so it's strange that the emperor likes it? Not to mention that after the love is over, those concubines can't say a word to the emperor and the prince, so they have to face the emperor and climb out of the quilt upside down. When the monarch and the ministers meet each other in the court, and the courtiers retreat, they can't turn their backs and face the emperor with their backbones, but they have to face the emperor and move back, which is called "but". The "concubine" can't even take the backbone to face the emperor, so she can only climb out of bed like this. The eunuch wrapped her in a cloak again and carried her back to the door, so that in the dormitory, the love of the emperor and the prince was no fun.
Some emperors, the prince likes to be in the imperial study with his favorite concubines, it is not a big deal to have some affection, those eunuchs are all the emperor, the prince snorts and lives, the emperor and the prince want to do something in the imperial study, it's really hard to say something, even if it is a love with that concubine, those eunuchs are not allowed to interfere in politics The brand is buckled, and they have to turn a blind eye that will not be a problem, and the smarter eunuchs will also carefully send a bowl of tonic soup after the prince is finished, so as to gain the trust of the prince, It also seeks a good future for the future.
Of course, such a thing naturally can't be known to those foreign ministers, otherwise it is indispensable to scold, and in the end, maybe the charge of yin chaos will be detained, which can not be washed away for a lifetime, so under normal circumstances, there will be some eunuchs standing guard outside the imperial study, and they will meet some difficult foreign ministers, these eunuchs are extremely smart to cough outside the door, or pull those foreign ministers to say something, or simply say that the prince does not want to see guests, let him wait in the side hall.
Although the ministers were a little dissatisfied, they couldn't break into the imperial study without the prince's password, and the prince inside didn't have to worry about being seen by the ministers, so he could have a good time loving the favored concubines.
After thinking about it carefully, I realized that when I was the emperor, the prince was actually not so refreshing, the literati and scholars took a look at the Qinglou, which was to give elegance, if the emperor and the prince went to the Qinglou to give it a try, they were immediately scolded by the literati as Song Huizong, and the name of lust was done through the ages! Neither crazy Qinglou, the harem's bedroom love is too boring, over time, this imperial study has become the emperor, the prince's love place, no one interferes, and there is no worry about infamy, since the bedroom is much more comfortable, so most of the emperors, the prince's imperial study is mostly regarded as a temporary place of love.
Thinking of this, Yang Zheng finally understood why this Sun family was so bold, the two of them in this imperial study had a lot of lingering affection on weekdays, and they had long been accustomed to it.
Seeing that he was slightly dumbfounded, Sun said angrily: "You wrongdoer, what's wrong today?" ”
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