The next day, at 6:50 p.m., Ye An opened the computer in advance and switched to the page of Tomcat TV. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

According to what Tomato Sauce said on WeChat yesterday, 7 o'clock tonight is the day when his first episode of the show will be broadcast.

found her live broadcast room, and Ye An clicked in.

Popularity: 10,000.

Seeing this data, Ye An laughed, yes, she can have 10,000 popularity before the broadcast starts, it seems that the advertisement she played yesterday is okay.

I don't know if she will choose the same path as in her previous life, after all, for her, she should be two years later in the way of broadcasting this kind of show, and her arrival has advanced this rhythm by two years, and it is inevitable that some accidents will not happen that are different from the previous life.

Everything can only wait for her to see after she starts broadcasting.

Thinking like this, soon, at 6:59, Ye An's eyes lit up, and ketchup in casual clothes appeared on the screen with a smile on his face.

"Hello, everyone, welcome to watch the sky, this show is provided by your favorite sister to provide you with live commentary, in this issue we will talk about the story of our forced unemployment in those years. ”

After the opening remarks were finished, countless barrages suddenly swiped on the screen.

"Sister Fan is mighty!"

"Sister Fan is domineering!"

"Sister Fan 666!"

Tomato Sauce pressed his hand, maintained a professional smile, and said: "Everyone, don't be impatient, although I can understand very well how excited and excited you are at the moment, but please take care of public property, okay?

"Okay, let's get back to normal, now I want to talk about why I embarked on the road of no return to live broadcasting, speaking of which, I can't help but think of a strange company I met when I just graduated from college, and in this wonderful company, I also met a wonderful boss. ”

"One day, our boss was calling me and asked me: "Hey, Xiaofan, why doesn't my CTRL+V here work?" I asked him at the time, "Did you press CTRL+C before?", but the boss said that he had pressed CTRL+C on the computer at home, and then pressed CTRL+V when he came to the company, why couldn't he paste it? At that time, I was confused, this dear boss, are you teasing me, press CTRL+C on the computer at home, and then press CTRL+ on the company's computerV, if this can be copied and pasted, my TM elementary school will be in vain!"

"Then he asked me if it was a problem with the computer, do you want to replace both computers with Apple computers? I was stupid at the time, our boss is really stupid and has a lot of money, dare you don't even understand the most basic computer knowledge, you buy an Apple computer, it is estimated that even the computer will be shut down by you in a few days, now in retrospect, I really sympathize with his Apple computer, it is really unladylike!"

Looking at the countless 666 and some small gifts on the screen, Tomato Sauce smiled even more and continued: "Do you think this is the end? Actually, I want to tell you that no, in the days that followed, the IQ of our boss always refreshed my three views over and over again. ”

"One time we had a meeting, our boss didn't bring a notebook, so we asked him boss, where is your notebook? Everyone in the conference room looked at him with a bewildered expression, what the hell is dieting? As a result, his next sentence directly refreshed our three views. ”

Tomato sauce sold a pass, looked at the camera, and smiled brightly.

"Sister Fan, don't bring this, what did he say next, say it quickly!"

"Halfway through talking, Sister Fan, you're so hateful!"

"Sister Fan, do you know that Sauce Zi will have no friends!"

"10 grilled fish are served, I just ask Sister Fan to say the answer quickly!"

"I'll have a grilled fish too. ”

"I'm one too. ”

"I've sent all the lobsters, but you don't even say it yet!"

Ketchup looked at the atmosphere and said with a smile: "Our boss said at the time, "I have a virus in my computer, and I want to starve it for a few days to see if I can starve to death of this virus." After the boss finished speaking, he looked at everyone with a smile and asked, "How is it, is my idea very creative?" At that time, my old face was red, fortunately there were no outsiders here, if it was known that I followed such a boss to do things, my reputation in the past 20 years is estimated to be completely ruined. ”

"However, in front of the CEO, of course we can't tell the truth, so everyone in the conference room at that time reached a tacit understanding, and praised the boss for this idea without blushing and heartbeating, it is really exquisite, there is no one before and no one after him, if it is taken to the world, maybe it can win a Nobel Award for Best Anti-virus Creativity or something. ”

Looking back now, I can't help but feel a little proud of the sycophants we have slapped over the years, it is our sycophants who have protected the boss's innocent childlike heart and his fragile little heart, otherwise if his words are heard by those program apes who specialize in killing viruses, it is estimated that he will have his heart, and we, as his most loyal subordinates, have used our most simple sycophants to defend the self-esteem of a boss strongly. ”

“66666”

"I like this terrier!"

"The first time I heard that I could starve to death of a computer virus, I really laughed to death!"

"That's a good idea, I'll try it later!"

"Suddenly I feel that this boss is so cute. ”

"I also want such a boss, I can paddle casually at work every day, anyway, the boss can't understand it, how good!"

Looking at the barrage on the screen, ketchup suddenly sighed, and said in a low tone: "It's a pity, the good times don't last long!"

Seeing the anchor's expression, fans brushed the barrage again.

"What's the matter, why did Tomato suddenly become melancholy?"

"Could it be that your boss suddenly hung up?"

"The company went out of business?"

"The boss won't be sent to a mental hospital?"

"Could it be Sister Fan, you were fired?"

"I guess the company must have been swept away by the flood!"

"Nonsense, the boss must have been washed away!"

"I wipe it, the boss can still flush the toilet when he draws it!!"

"Nani, did the boss fall into the toilet?"

"The boss was flushed down the drain?"

"Blind nonsense, such a big person fell into the toilet, must have blocked the exit, okay, how could it be flushed away?"

Looking at the more and more crooked barrage on the screen, Tomato Sauce's forehead was suddenly covered with a circle of black lines, and the brains of this group of fans are really unusual......

coughed lightly a few times, and ketchup said calmly: "Hello audience, please take back your imagination a little, if you accidentally break through the universe and fall into a black hole, you may become a vegetative person for the rest of your life, the plot actually has no twists and turns, our family boss has not been washed away, the truth is actually like this......"

"One day, our boss called everyone together, each of them gave out a super big red envelope, and then said to us earnestly: "The company is dissolved, you all go home." After a series of questions, the boss finally confessed: "My family raised Alaska is depressed, and I want to take it around the world." "At that time, everyone in the room looked at the boss with a mentally retarded expression. ”

"And at that time, I was thinking that there were 10,000 CN horses galloping by, because a dog was depressed, and the company was about to be dissolved, can I find a more unreliable reason than this? But then again, I really admired that Alaskan at the time, and someone took it around the world just by pretending to be depressed, full of scheming dogs!"

After speaking, Tomato Sauce took a sip of water, sighed at the camera, and said: "So that's it, I, who have nowhere to display my talent with a full stomach, is unemployed." ”

"Do you think I'm going to go live from now on?" Ketchup shook his head and continued: "I was unwilling to find a second job very quickly, and just when I was full of hope that this was about to be a kennel for the rest of my life, I realized that I was wrong, in fact, the darkness has just begun......"

Speaking of this, Ketchup deliberately paused and said with a smile: "Guess what this company does?"

The next moment, the barrage area was crazy again.

"Could it be that Sister Fan strayed into the den?"

"Sister Fan must have an unknown black history. ”

"Sister Fan, this company is not in Dongguan, why do I feel as if I have seen you. ”

"Congratulations to Sister Fan for successfully becoming a foot-washing girl. ”

"The story is actually like this: Sister Fan successfully broke into the pyramid scheme organization, and then became the boss of the pyramid scheme, and now she is broadcasting the pyramid scheme, and the police will soon find out here, and if the fans don't leave, the Internet police will immediately arrest you for questioning. ”

Looking at the various strange messages in the barrage area, Tomato Sauce smiled and said, "Actually, the real answer is...... I don't know what this company does, because on my first day on the job, there were more than a dozen police cars parked in front of the company......

"Poor me, I was just a little girl at the time, where have I ever seen such a big battle, and what's even more incredible is that I found a few female employees among those arrested employees, excuseme?

"All in all, when I think back to the companies I visited over the years, if I write them all down, it will be a bitter history!"

Ketchup sighed and sighed.

Seeing this, Ye An couldn't help but nodded, it was the first time that the show could be made like this, it seems that there is a lot of work behind it.

At this time, I looked at the popularity, and it had reached 120,000.

Smiling, Ye An planned to take the opportunity to pull popularity again, so with a click of the mouse, he sent out 100 Buddhas jumping over the wall.

In the next second, the barrage area was directly blown up.