Chapter 1: The God-like Live Streaming System
In a humble rental room, the boy sat on a chair and reached under him with one hand to make inexplicable movements, which was picking at his feet. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Every time I watch Riman, I always feel very uncomfortable," the boy muttered to himself.
Click on the two-dimensional artifact "Bilibili" to choose a harem anime called "Dating", and every time you watch the harem comic, you will type "The male protagonist is too fucked, I wish you to become a member of Brother Cheng". And then all kinds of follow-ups.,But the purpose is the same as that of a teenager.,Very unhappy male owner.。
Looking at the male protagonist named Shidao on the computer, there is a sister and a room, and there is a childhood sweetheart, all kinds of fancy flirting sisters, and you have to kiss to seal, and the young man's resentment has increased greatly.
"It's so hypocritical, it's obviously very cool and makes a disapproving expression, Nima, I really want to train them, let them know what it means to be attentive" After speaking, the young man stretched out a middle finger to Shidao who was smiling in the computer.
Although I know that it's just an anime, it's still not happy. I wanted to watch "Death on Campus" (on campus), at the beginning, I was entangled in my heart and almost smashed the computer in anger (because I couldn't afford it), and finally because the male protagonist was irresponsible and ate the consequences, he was dismembered by the heroine, and I was very happy.
In the future, every time I see an unhappy male protagonist, a sentence such as "Brother Cheng is watching you in heaven" will appear in the comments.
After watching "Dating", the boy lay comfortably on the seat, looked at the ceiling of Bai Huahua and thought to himself, "If only I could pass through the second dimension". The boy laughed self-deprecatingly, thinking too much about it, let's go and soak noodles, my stomach is a little hungry.
"Do you want to make your wish come true?"
As soon as the boy wanted to get up, a voice came from the void, which sounded like the sound of a program on a computer.
With a hellish expression, the boy looked around at the cluttered bedroom and no one existed, could it be that I had hallucinations after being online for too long?
The boy patted his face, got up and walked to the kitchen. He took out a pack of Master Kong from the counter and prepared to take a bowl of instant noodles.
"Do you need to make your wish come true?"
Frightened, the boy almost threw away the instant noodles, hurriedly made the instant noodles, ran into the bedroom quickly, and closed the door.
My name is Chen Xiaotian, and I am an otaku who watches anime every day, complaining and cursing the male protagonist of the harem. However, today there is an unimaginable disaster around me, and there has been a voice in my ears since just now, what should I do?
Chen Xiaotian sent his request for help to the discussion group, but his friends in the group ignored it, with a tone that I already knew everything.
"Son of Heaven, you're masturbating too much."
"Sao year, small masturbation pleasant, big masturbation injury, strong masturbation ashes"
"Xiaotian, you be modest"
"But I Know Everything"
"This stalk is outdated for a long time, let's change it"
Chen Xiaotian cried, why don't you believe it. Put down your phone, wrap the sheets around your body, and carefully serve instant noodles to eat. However, the voice was not yet there.
"Do you want to make your wish come true?"
Chen Xiaotian, who was eating fragrant instant noodles, heard the sound, and he was frightened and sucked the noodles into his nose, and suddenly, there was a hot and uncomfortable (╯_╰) feeling in his nasal cavity.
Because he eats noodles with spicy food, he deliberately added the old godmother, and now he eats the consequences.
Chen Xiaotian threw the instant noodles into the trash at that time, and scolded the air with an angry face, "Which demon is the monster who blames me?"
"You don't need to know who I am, I just ask if you want to make your wish come true," the mechanical voice replied indifferently.
, not an illusion. Chen Xiaotian pinched himself, "Ouch", it is not a dream.
Chen Xiaotian stood in place, stayed for a minute, and suddenly, laughed and said, "Is this my golden finger, isn't it that I can be like a novel, from now on, I will counterattack, soak in white and rich beauty, and walk to the peak of my life"
After thinking about it, there was a big drool left at the corner of his mouth.
Chen Xiaotian, who reacted "I do", immediately said mysteriously, for fear of losing the opportunity to defy the sky.
Suddenly, a large number of prompts appeared in my head, which seemed to be the system in the novel.
"Drop, the live broadcast strategy system has been bound, host: Chen Xiaotian"
"Drop, identify the host for the first time using the system, and a newbie gift package will be rewarded"
"Drop, for the mission, the system rewards the host with a brand new body"
After speaking, Chen Xiaotian's whole body shone brightly, and Chen Xiaotian, who was surrounded by light, felt a little itchy all over his body, and wanted to scratch it, but he couldn't move.
A few minutes later, the light dissipated, and in the dilapidated rental room stood a girl who only existed in the second dimension. Lilac hair, deep red eyes, and a face that defends the sky. Wearing a purple dress, lilac stockings wrapped in blood-boiling ****** Chen Xiaotian opened his eyes, just heard the system say to change his body, his eyes were condensed, and he ran to the toilet to take a look, and sure enough, a purple figure appeared in the mirror, as if it was a fairy who did not exist in the world.
Chen Xiaotian, who reacted, was afraid of hallucinations, so he rubbed his eyes and looked at the mirror again, still the purple figure. He was angry, he thought that he was a handsome and beautiful man with N abdominal muscles, what is the matter with giving me a girl?
"System, why is it a girl?" Chen Xiaotian sat on the sofa with an angry face, looking like a baby needed to explain, but he didn't know that going out with his appearance at this time would definitely be in a traffic jam.
"Host, please calm down," the system persuaded.
"Calm down, if you are transgendered by someone else, can you calm down?"
"The system is gender-neutral, so there is no need to be calm"
Belch...... , Chen Xiaotian was speechless, and it was in vain to talk to this person who was not a person at all.
"Can you get it back?" Chen Xiaotian thought about it, but still questioned.
"No, the original body has been broken down into atoms," the system explains.
I'll go, decompose into atoms? Chen Xiaotian looked confused. No, it's like that, it's like that? Zhen Nima is treacherous, needless to say, it's the same as the novel routine, I can't refuse, if we don't have this system, we won't be able to live, so we died in vain.
"What if, I don't want the system?" asked Chen Xiaotian, although he knew the result, he still hoped for it.
"Uninstall the system, host you will die"
Chen Xiaotian was desperate, looked at the ceiling, looked blank, stood up mechanically when he was thirsty, picked up the water cup and drank the water, and returned to the sofa in a daze.
After a few hours of confusion, Chen Xiaotian's eyes returned to clarity. He has accepted his fate, the ant is still stealing his life, he doesn't want to die, isn't it just a transformation, what's so terrible, I still live freely.
"System, introduce yourself, I don't even know where you're from" has already accepted his fate, and he will be safe when he comes. After the system becomes stronger, there may be a way to recover.
"This system was created by the main god of the two-dimensional plane, because the main plane exudes a powerful resentment against the two-dimensional plane. This resentment has deeply threatened the divine power of the Lord God, and I will be created to remove this resentment."
Chen Xiaotian looked confused and didn't understand at all. "Which, can you put it simply?".
“…… It's that you otaku have a strong resentment against the male protagonist of the two-dimensional plane, and you will train the two-dimensional male protagonist live broadcast so that the otaku can eliminate the grievances"
"Uh...... Can I not do it?" Chen Xiaotian understood this time, no wonder he wanted to transform into a girl to attack men. Hehe, if you think about it, you won't do it if you die.
"The host will die," the system threatened.
"I don't want to attack men when I die, I'm a man. Come on, give me a death" Chen Xiaotian lay on the sofa in large characters, looking at his mercy.
"Host, please be sensible," the system advised.
"Rational you MP, what do you know?" Chen Xiaotian scolded at the light source in his mind, he also endured it when he became a girl, let him go to the attack, and the man couldn't bear it.
"Host, complete the quest and you will have a chance to recover your original body," the system lured.
Chen Xiaotian was a little stunned for a while, there was a chance to recover his original body, this is more tempting, after recovery, he can soak in the second dimension Qunmei, how beautiful will it be at that time?
Chen Xiaotian thought about YY with a lewd face, but he also thought too simply, and he didn't want to know what this system was called?
I felt that something was wrong, and I was a little dizzy from the delusional happiness and didn't think much about it.
"Okay, what is the task, I took it" or something, throw it aside, a happy life in the second dimension is the king.