Chapter 108: Wei Qiao's Recipe
Fu Hui sat on the bed eating potato chips, very unpretentious, maybe this is what she should be. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info "I forgot about Changqing, and became a composer, that is, Teacher Fu, but my memory of Changqing was only temporarily left in the corner, and I almost formed two personalities, Teacher Fu and eighteen-year-old Fu Hui, and some time ago, the pressure was too great, but Fu Hui was forced out, and then I came to you, and I remembered it naturally. ”
"Are you okay now?" "Of course it's okay, it's all me anyway, it's just a different age group, the moment I remember it, the two personalities fused together, to be exact, it was just a memory of mine." Fu Hui opened her mouth and poured the last bit of potato chips into her mouth, Yang Yi always felt that Fu Hui was a little surprised before, as if there was a little more... Naive?
Fu Hui opened a bag of snacks again and complained: "Changqing's broken place is too difficult to find, fortunately I have a good memory, he couldn't bear me when I finally saw him, and he went home with water, I asked him if you still love me, he just smiled, and then I saw his wife and daughter, he lived a very poor life, so I gave him all the money, which can be regarded as a little compensation for the year." ”
Yang Yi went to the toilet in the urine, this was to make a phone call to the master, Fu Hui was really a little abnormal, which made Yang Yi very uneasy. "Master, I'm Xiao Yi... It's you again!"It's that arrogant girl again, if Yang Yi didn't know that Master had no children and no daughters, he would have thought it was his granddaughter. "What do you want to do, don't you know that Grandpa Chen is very busy!"
The same arrogant tone made Yang Yi very uncomfortable, and he had no choice but to ask for help, so he had to ask in a low voice: "The patient I asked Master last time is here with me now, but she..." Yang Yi explained what happened later, and the girl opposite said disdainfully: "It's not worth you to lift my shoes like this, and you still want to be Grandpa Chen's apprentice, you better wait for the next life!"
Yang Yi's angry three corpse gods jumped violently, but he couldn't do anything about him, and asked patiently: "Then what do you say?" "Why should I tell you? How old are you?" Hmph!" No matter how you listen to her, she is an adolescent rebellious girl, Yang Yi suddenly had a skill in his heart, and pretended to be deep and said: "Little sister is obedient, quickly return the phone to Grandpa Chen, and wait for my brother to buy you candy to eat, okay?"
"Who do you call little sister!Who said you are older than me?" Yang Yi hurriedly took the phone farther away, and her eardrums almost made her roar through, "Hehe, little sister, let me tell you, it's not right to pretend to be an adult, you have to study hard, and you can find a handsome guy to marry in the future, no one dares to ask you if you are so disobedient." "Ahhhhhhh
"Okay, you're a little adult. Don't pretend to be a doctor, get the phone to Grandpa Chen. Yang Yi still coaxed a child's tone, and the girls on the other side were almost crazy, shouting: "The old lady's name is Wei Qiao! I'm eighteen and a half years old, how do you want me to believe that I'm not a child!" Yang Yi's heart moved, and he secretly laughed that the fish was hooked!
He said calmly: "Don't make trouble, my brother will spank you if he gets angry! You are at most an eight-year-old child, otherwise how can you not even know such a simple thing when you follow my master? I don't know, after all, I am a monk halfway, and you are too much." Wei Qiao screamed: "Who said I don't know! She just looks strong on the outside, and her heart has long been messed up, and now she can cry a lot only if she is given a little reason to cry, and at that time she is really venting... Yang Yi, you bastard, dare to deceive me!
For the sake of his own ears, Yang Yi hung up the phone, but now that he was in trouble, how could he give Fu Hui a reason to cry? Surprise and scare her to cry? No, no, her mental state is not good, what if she is frightened crazy? Wang Xiaolei will properly carry a watermelon knife to chase and kill herself! Maybe it was because Yang Yi had been in the toilet for too long, He Yuanyuan pushed open the door: "Yi?"
Yang Yi happened to be standing at the door, and as soon as He Yuanyuan pushed the door, the door was bounced back, hitting He Yuanyuan's forehead with a bang. "Woo!" Yuanyuan's forehead suddenly swollen, and tears fell from her eyes. "Yuanyuan, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" Yang Yi held Yuanyuan's face and apologized, while checking the injury. "Yi, my head hurts so much!" I can't stop my tears, it hurts too much.
Looking at Yuanyuan's teary eyes, Yang Yi suddenly slapped his head, isn't this a reason to cry! After appeasing He Yuanyuan, and walking in front of Fu Hui, who was still eating snacks, Fu Hui obviously felt Yang Yi's ill intentions, and said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" "I'm sorry Sister Fu, this is also for your good, bear with me!" Yang Yi reached out and pinched Fu Hui's arm, and Fu Hui collapsed on the spot!
Tears don't cost money at all, covering the point where they were pinched, crying bitterly: "Ah! Why are you pinching me? It hurts! Woo woo! You bastard, you actually bullied me as a weak woman, woo woo! I want you to look good! Ah it hurts to death! Woo woo!" Yang Yi now wonders if she inadvertently pinched Fu Hui's crying hole, this towel can be wrung out of the water, she has not yet stopped the trend, but it is getting more and more intense, holding the red wine and crying and drinking, a bit of replenishing ammunition.
"You bastard! Say okay, wait for me for the rest of my life, you can't even wait for ten years, I'm really blind to the dog's eye to see you, it's better to let my father beat you to death, from today onwards, let's cut it in two, you will eat soil in the countryside!
Yang Yi snatched the wine bottle from Fu Hui's hand and put it aside, covered her with a quilt before leaving with Yuanyuan. I didn't expect that Wei Qiao's method to be so effective, it seems that I really want to go to the master's place to learn some real skills, even if it is to solve some small problems for the family. It was already completely dark, and he called Yuan Shu to say that Fu Hui had slept before Yang Yi went home, although Yuan Shu kept asking why Fu Hui was so embarrassed, but Yang Yi didn't dare to say more.
Back at home, the third master was actually killing fish, and it was still a very big one, counting the fish head, it was almost two meters long. Wood and Cheng Dong were holding the fish head. The other was holding the tail of the fish, and both of them were trying their best to press the big fish that was struggling. The third master kept going around in circles with a kitchen knife like playing Tai Chi, and he was about to get angry.
Finally, the third master threw the kitchen knife to the ground, and said angrily: "Can you two hold it down! Kill a fish for an afternoon, you just wait for him to die of thirst!" "No, chief, this fish is too strong, I can't hold it!" Cheng Dong is about to die of grievance, let himself hold the head of the fish, forget it, this colored fish is always rude to himself, that is the first kiss he has kept for more than 20 years!
"Hmm, Xiao Yi came back so early today, just came over to help, these two bastards can't even hold down a fish, otherwise I should have done it a long time ago. Wood let go when he saw Yang Yi come back, but Cheng Dong, who was originally holding the head of the fish, became a fisherman, screaming and being carried around the yard by the big fish. "Grandpa, are you going to kill fish?" the third master said angrily: "Otherwise, you think I'm dancing?"
Yang Yi pointed to the kitchen knife and said, "Grandpa, such a big fish can't be killed with a knife." Wood and the third master looked down at the kitchen knife that was only arm long, and Wood said: "I just said that such a kitchen knife is not enough, I will let Xiao Ming and them go to the hardware market, I remember that there is a big guillotine in a store, let's give him a knife to cut in two!" Yang Yi hurriedly stopped Wood: "Brother Wu, it's not a matter of the size of the knife, but such a big guy, it's not easy to kill with a knife." ”
The third master was dumbfounded, pointed to the big fish and said: "If you don't need a knife, you need to use a gun? If that's the case, I think it's better for you to strangle it!" Yang Yi really didn't know how to explain, so he ran to the training ground and unloaded the barbell that he usually used for weightlifting, leaving only bare synthetic plastic, although it was said to be plastic, but the quality of this thing was absolutely excellent.
Carrying a stick in front of the big fish, seeing the right time, a stick wheel went up, hit the head of the fish, and the big fish that was still alive just now suddenly did not move. The third master covered his face and said: "How can you forget this stubble, don't you die if you just break up your brains!" Wood said: "It's okay to behead directly with a big knife, well, Yang Yi, I'll help you!"
Yang Yi himself can't drag such a big fish no matter what, and it is initially estimated that this guy must have at least more than 500 catties! The three big men dragged the fish to the kitchen, and Yang Yi asked: "Brother Wu, where did such a big fish come from?" "Oh, the third master went fishing with the chairman today, and he didn't catch one in the morning, and the angry third master threw the biggest hook down, and as a result, this big guy was caught, hehe, this fish is bigger than you." ”
Cheng Dong interjected and said fiercely: "Don't care how big it is, this fish lip is mine, don't you want to kiss me, I'll let it kiss it enough tonight! Chai Sen! What are you doing! That fish mouth is mine, and you are not allowed to lick it!" Chai Sen didn't care about Cheng Dong, and licked it on the fish by himself, which made Yang Yi want to beat it, but this little guy is very smart, and when he saw that the situation was not good, he went directly to Yuanyuan.
The third grandmother frowned and said unhappily: "Don't move to the kitchen, isn't it good to kill here, go back and get the blood in the kitchen, Xiaolian and they are still troublesome to clean up." The third master said proudly: "Look at the fish that Lao Tzu caught, there are a hundred of them on the top!" Hmph, I see who dares to say that Lao Tzu can't fish in the future!" The third grandmother said disdainfully: "Don't blow it, okay? The three big men can't even kill a fish, and they have to wait for Xiaoyi to come back, I see that you are a live dog at this age." ”
Thinking of this afternoon's embarrassment, the third master was happy touching his bald head.