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Zhou Yang threw me a look of "asking for more blessings", and said to me with a sad face: "You're done." ”

Breaking his fingers, Zhou Yang listed my crimes one by one: "Late self-study and early departure, early self-study did not come, late for class, absenteeism without reason, you say, how will the director punish you?"

I looked at Zhou Yang with dead eyes: "Ling Chi is executed?"

Zhou Yang touched the non-existent goatee and shook his head: "According to the old man, Ling Chi is not enough, and the punishment for car cracking should be almost the same." ”

So is it the difference between dying into a thousand pieces and dying into five or six pieces?

"Do I have any other options?"

Zhou Yang shook his head: "Unfortunately, no." ”

I looked at Zhou Yang with dead eyes, feeling that I was already a salted fish.

A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I suddenly remembered something. I beckoned to Zhou Yang and asked in a low voice, "Did you hear any strange sounds during your self-study last night?"

Zhou Yang looked confused: "What strange sound?"

I was stunned for a moment, and I was confused by Zhou Yang's question. The movement last night was so big, Zhou Yang didn't hear it?

"That's it...... There was a loud bang. Bang, like a bomb. "I danced and gestured, trying to recreate the tragic scene of last night.

Zhou Yang tilted his head and looked at it for a long time, and suddenly realized: "Ah! That, I heard it." You just said 'strange noise', I thought you were talking about something, it turned out to be a bomb. I heard it, and our whole school heard it. But isn't that sound ordinary?"

"Ordinary?" I carefully checked Zhou Yang's head up and down, left, right, right, and boy, and finally made sure that the head melon seed full of indescribable substances was still functioning normally, and confirmed it again: "You say this is ordinary?"

"Of course, there's an explosion or something every once in a while, isn't that a normal routine?"

This is not ordinary at all, Kouhu!

Things are spinning in front of you, and the world is really crazy.

However, I still didn't give up and continued to ask, "What if the people around me had all their hair colorful?"

"It's just a different hair color, everyday!"

"A man of petite stature effortlessly defeats a man with a tiger's back?"

"What special martial arts have people practiced, every day!"

"A bunch of colorful guys flying around in the sky and glowing with colorful lights?"

"Isn't that a magical girl fighting in a group?

It's not everyday at all, is it?

Lao Tzu has never had this kind of daily life in the past sixteen years!

These things are called daily, and I don't even know the word daily!

If the world isn't crazy, then I'm crazy!

I looked at Zhou Yang and said in a difficult tone: "You...... Have you ever seen a group fight with magical girls?"

Zhou Yang shook his head honestly: "I haven't seen this before." But I've seen a few times of vines that attack people!"

My head exploded with a buzz: Zhou Yang saw it! Zhou Yang saw the Mu Clan!

I looked at Zhou Yang, and then at the classmates around me who were frolicking with calm faces, and suddenly felt that this familiar world was extremely unfamiliar. What used to be daily life has quietly changed, and those weird and unreasonable things are abruptly inserted into the daily life, but they are accepted by everyone as a matter of course.

Could it be that this is all done by the "consciousness of the world"?

If the everyday and non-everyday of the world is defined by "rules", then the only force that can change the rules in this world is the "consciousness of the world".

However, according to the Nine Places, the consciousness of the world should stay in the underworld and quietly complete the task of a garbage recycling station. Why did it suddenly have the leisure and the idea to come and meddle in the affairs of the human world? And it was a big move, which directly changed everyone's consciousness. Wouldn't the other alien races find out?

Oh, no! I don't know if the consciousness of the world is doing this to pave the way for the alien race.

Now that grandma's identity as Si Mingjun has been exposed, then all kinds of different races will definitely come in the future, and all kinds of melee will definitely be inevitable at that time. Since there is a battle, then there is a "bang" here, a "coax" there, and all kinds of explosions and flashes are definitely inevitable.

Rather than going to great lengths to cover up the existence of the alien race and prevent panic among ordinary people, it is better to make it easy and convenient for everyone to accept this kind of daily combat from the beginning.

It's treacherous, treacherous.

"The consciousness of the world", why don't you go to heaven?

From this point of view, the "consciousness of the world" is simply a bear child, or the kind of best bear child who is willful to the point of not being good. If this thing stands in front of me, I will definitely slap him and teach him to be a new person in minutes!

Give me back a quiet and harmonious campus!

It's also my ordinary daily life!

Fall!(′д')... Hair... hair

I covered my face in pain, feeling like I wouldn't love anymore.

Zhou Yang poked my head and comforted: "Okay, don't sigh, there will still be good things happening in life." ”

I gave him a blank look: "What good things can happen in such a life?"

Zhou Yang shook his head: "According to my analysis, your life has fallen to the bottom. So the good thing is: at least there won't be any more bad stuff!"

The representative of the physics class handed over two papers: "The results of the last quiz are out." ”

The marks on the test paper stung my eyes deeply.

Zhou Yang hooked his waist and secretly wanted to slip away, but I kicked him to the ground and fell into a.

Hawkers~~, anyway, it's the daily routine of this world to fight and kill, so it should be normal for me to be a little violent~~~). (*^_^*

The consciousness of the world will definitely be able to properly deal with this small problem~~(*^_^*).

I stared at the score on the test paper for a full 30 seconds, but unfortunately I didn't have any special functions, and this note wasn't a special pigment, so the damn score was there, not increasing or decreasing.

Hit one after another, life is hopeless!

I let out a sigh and fell backwards, the snow-white paper covering my face like a white cloth.

Just let me go like this......

"Classmate, don't play dead. ”

My eyes lit up, and Zhou Yang's face appeared condescendingly in my sight. He shook the test paper in his hand and said in the same tone as the dean, "Young man, don't be so discouraged. If you look at your score, it's still very interesting. Two ducks, one can be made into Peking duck, and the other can be made into Leshan sweet duck - it's still very hearty. ”

"I still have sour radish and duck soup!" I punched Zhou Yang on the bridge of his nose and used the test paper to blur his face. "Xueba, go away! Don't stimulate my young mind here anymore. ”

This Zhou Yang, who looks stupid on weekdays, turned out to be back in the top 50 of his grade in the exam. It's just not going to let people live!

"Who is a scholar? Who is a scholar? Is there such a person in our class?" Zhou Yang smiled and took the test paper off his face, smoothed it carefully, picked up the pen and sketched on the score. "If you want me to say, you don't have to be so sad. Anyway, there is no one in your family now, no one cares about you, and no one cares about your scores, how comfortable you are!"

Zhou Yang's pen tip moved left and right, and a round duck jumped onto the paper, quacking at me.

My hands shook and I silently left my seat.

Zhou Yang shouted: "Ah Luo, where are you going, the director will look for you in a while!"

"I wasn't feeling well and went to the school doctor's office. ”

I replied without looking back.

I think if I stay any longer, I will definitely be able to beat Zhou Yang hard.