VIP Volume 577 There is a villain in the belly
"Are you ready?"
"Come on!"
"Bang! bang!"
"Ye Xiaoxuan, your uncle, why did you beat me?"
"I'm talking about your daughter-in-law! I was kind enough to save your life, but you're still in a hurry with me?"
"You've punched me three times in the chest, can I, the one who is going to die at any moment, stand it? Will you save my life or will you want my life? You must be fucking avenging the dam, right?"
"Fart! I, Ye Xiaoxuan, am such a cautious person?!Didn't you ask me to pour spiritual energy into your Baihui acupoint?"
"You idiot! You martial arts blindness! You pig! Baihui acupoint is on the top of your head! If you don't understand, ask me, uncle, my chest has been beaten by you!"
"Ahh You know that I don't know martial arts at all, where do I know what Baihui acupoints and Qianhui acupoints are, I saw that the movies were all aimed at the chest, and I always thought it was here!"
"Be killed by you!Be careful, don't be in a hurry, or I'll be an idiot even if you save me!Oh don't say it, take your time, when my eyes are all red, you can straighten up, put me back in that hole, and when my heart regrows, I'll go to you!"
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According to Gu Yu's meaning, Ye Xiaoxuan sealed all the bodies of him and Hao Baye in the pit, so that he would not be harassed by the war madness, and the madman in the province took the opportunity to kill Gu Yu!
Ye Xiaoxuan originally wanted to find the war maniac, but when he came out of the stone platform, he looked at the moon overhead, it was already early in the morning, and it would be dawn in three or four hours at most, so he really didn't have the time to find that madman, so he had better go back first!
Gu Yu told him that this cave was simply accessible in all directions, and he could even reach the Suoshan Ghost Cave! Ye Xiaoxuan was a little speechless, could it be that all the mountains in this Gaosuo Mountain Range were connected?
For fear of affecting the accuracy of the teleportation ball in the hole, Ye Xiaoxuan didn't take out the ball immediately, and by the way, he also wanted to feel if Mu Lu was nearby.
The closest road to the exit was the passage he took when he came, so Ye Xiaoxuan also returned the same way.
Mu Lu has been extinguished, and the war maniac is also relatively smart, knowing that Ye Xiaoxuan is a more tricky character, so he didn't ignite Mu Lu in a hurry, and he has no spiritual fate, so it is not easy to ignite Mu Lu, so Ye Xiaoxuan didn't feel the fluctuation of aura.
Knowing the way out, Ye Xiaoxuan walked much faster than when he came, and after walking for about five or six minutes, he suddenly stopped, and he always felt that something was wrong!
Ye Xiaoxuan turned his head to look at the petroglyphs next to him, still touching his chest with one hand and putting the other hand on the top of his head.
I don't know which idiot painter made the idiot painting, and I don't understand what he wants to express, Ye Xiaoxuan was puzzled for a long time when he came, and now he looks even more confused, and he faintly feels that something is wrong!
What's wrong? Ye Xiaoxuan looked at the petroglyph strangely for a long time, his eyes suddenly lit up, when he came, it seemed that his left hand was on his chest and his right hand was on the top of his head, why did he change direction now? And the hand on his chest should be stretched out, and now he actually pinched an orchid finger!
Ye Xiaoxuan's eyes looked at the petroglyphs on the left and right, they all seemed to have the same content, but if you look carefully, you will see that something is wrong, the people on the petroglyphs are changing, although the changes are very subtle, but there is no doubt that the two hands are really changing!
Ye Xiaoxuan took a deep breath, looked at the petroglyphs in front of him, and then suddenly ran forward! As he ran, the petroglyphs next to him became animated, and the villain with one hand on his chest and the other on his head also stretched his arms as if he was doing gymnastics, and even his fingers were moving!
Ye Xiaoxuan finally understood, this is a practice map! As for what kind of kung fu he is practicing, Ye Xiaoxuan can't understand it, but it seems to be very simple, not at all like ordinary martial arts, you have to take steps and pull out your muscles and bones!
Ye Xiaoxuan ran over and over again, even if he didn't use aura, his running speed was second to none in the village, this was all practiced, and there were many people who stole chickens and dogs in the past and let people follow behind with shovels.
Ye Xiaoxuan ran back and forth in the passage, his eyes were fixed on the villains on the rock walls on both sides, the faster he moved, the smoother the villain's gymnastics became, and the movements of his arms were like constantly pinching his fingers and drawing a big circle in front of him.
It seems that involuntarily, a villain also appeared in Ye Xiaoxuan's heart, and he started to make movements following the picture on the rock wall, and he did it five or six times over and over again, and he was already familiar with this set of actions.
Ye Xiaoxuan is just a fun, just like watching cartoons when he was a child, but this cartoon is a little tired to watch, and he sweats after a few minutes, and the distance is not long, and it is those few actions over and over again, so he gets tired of it and runs out of the hole directly.
Passing through the big waterfall, Ye Xiaoxuan took out the teleportation ball and returned directly to Fengqi Pavilion, this time the positioning was more accurate, and he stood directly on the roof of the main building!
At this moment, the sky was already white, it was already more than four o'clock in the morning, Ye Xiaoxuan hurriedly took out the Demon Sword and the Amethyst Box, and put them on the stone table, pondering how to arrange the enchantment to the best range.
Just wanted to run the elixir, Ye Xiaoxuan was horrified to find that his lower abdomen was empty, there was nothing left, and the elixir was gone!
Ye Xiaoxuan sat on the stone bench with a buttocks, cold sweat flowed down his forehead, and even the clothes on his back were soaked!
What are you kidding, the elixir is missing at this time, is it that God is going to kill me? Why is Hao Duanduan gone? Could it be that he has no magic skills?
"Coax!" Ye Xiaoxuan's right palm burned, and the spiritual fire was a little blue, which was not the same as the usual red, but Ye Xiaoxuan was a little surprised, because the power of this spiritual fire was a sign of a further layer!
The left hand also condensed into an ice cube, and the ice and fire aura not only did not disappear, but became more powerful, but where did the elixir go?
Ye Xiaoxuan was simply confused by the second monk, his divine skills were enhanced, and the small bead that exuded golden light actually disappeared, could it be that he finally gathered his qi into a pill and returned to the true essence of turning the pill into qi?
Suddenly, Ye Xiaoxuan felt that the aura in his lower abdomen was surging, and a vague shadow didn't know where to get out, and the probe was squirming near the dantian.
Ye Xiaoxuan was a little surprised, how could there be such a thing in his body? Could it be that there was a tumor?
"Cluck-la-la-la!" The Red Dragon Demon Sword next to it shook on the stone table, and it seemed that there was a little mouse hidden in it, which could crawl out at any time!
Ye Xiaoxuan felt that there was a large amount of spiritual energy surging in the Demon Sword, tumbling up like a flame, and the amethyst box also emitted a crimson light, but there was no influx and emanation of spiritual energy, but it made the shadow in Ye Xiaoxuan's dantian squirm even more violently, and soon separated a lot of branches!
Ye Xiaoxuan closed his eyes tightly, feeling the movement in the dantian. In less than a minute, the shadow opened a lot of branches like a small tree, and then it was still moving slowly, and when it moved, Ye Xiaoxuan felt it clearly, this is not a small tree, this... It turned out to be a villain!
Lao Tzu is actually pregnant!
Ye Xiaoxuan's frightened face turned white, his eyes widened, and he stared at his stomach without blinking, feeling ashamed and indignant in his heart! What the hell is going on? Why am I still pregnant as a big man? How can I have the face to see my babies in the future? How can I meet those brothers?
The more Ye Xiaoxuan thought about it, the more panicked he became, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became! The villain in his body had actually been formed, his arms and legs were still very complete, and even his facial features began to be distinguishable.
It's over! The rock paintings are really weird! Ye Xiaoxuan's brain was blank, he was angry when he looked at his stomach, grabbed the demon sword next to him, aimed it at his belly, and raised his arm high!
"Husband, don't!" A loud shout suddenly came from the staircase, and then several figures ran up and shouted at Ye Xiaoxuan: "What do you want to do?
Ye Xiaoxuan turned around with a pale face, looked at the girls standing behind, Guan Ling, Yuan Caiyi, Huo Yanqi, Jia Ran, and even Yu'er who had obviously fallen asleep, and said to her with some surprise: "You... Didn't you sleep? How did you get up there?"
Yu'er said with red eyes: "You don't want us anymore, you want to do stupid things here, what's the use of us not sleeping?!"
Guan Ling gritted his teeth hatefully and said: "Coward, I misjudged you before! If you can't fight you, it's nothing more than death, at least we have fought and fought hard! What are you like this? Leave us orphans and widows alone, and be a turtle with a shrunken head?"
Yuan Caiyi quietly pulled her sleeve: "Eldest sister, how can there be any orphans and widows, the baby has not been born yet!"
Guan Ling glared at her: "Comprehend the spirit!
Ye Xiaoxuan hurriedly threw the Demon Sword on the stone table, raised his hands and said to the women, "Baby, did you misunderstand me? Do you think I want to commit suicide?"
Huo Yanqi hugged her arms and looked at him vigilantly: "You never think that you want to cut melons in that posture!"
Ye Xiaoxuan said with a bitter face: "You guys think too much, how could I commit suicide! It's just..."
"It's just what!" Guan Lingqi's eyes were about to pop out, and he wanted to go up and kick it when he saw Ye Xiaoxuan's hesitant appearance!
Ye Xiaoxuan said helplessly: "I just want to cut my stomach open and see what's inside..."
Guan Ling jumped up angrily, pointed at Ye Xiaoxuan from a distance and said, "You still say that you don't want to commit suicide?
Ye Xiaoxuan was depressed and wanted to hit the wall, feeling that the explanation was really unclear, and he was scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously to explain, his eyes suddenly looked at the feet of these girls, and asked strangely: "What's wrong, why are you standing so far?"
Huo Yanqi said lightly: "The aura is very strong, we can't get in!" You have already laid a small enchantment, but it is not perfect, otherwise even if we can see you, we will not be able to hear your voice!"
Ye Xiaoxuan's heart moved, his eyes stared at the fish and said, "Baby, you can't come in either?"
The fish bit her lip and shook her head and said, "The baby can, but I can't!"
Ye Xiaoxuan's eyes widened, and he didn't pay attention to the meaning of this sentence for a while. Got up from the stone bench and walked to her, touched her belly and said, "What do you mean?"
As soon as he moved, the barrier vanished. As soon as Yu'er wanted to speak, Guan Ling grabbed Ye Xiaoxuan's arm and said, "Don't talk about anything else first! You just said that you didn't see anyone all night, why did you learn to die or live here as soon as you came back?"
Ye Xiaoxuan blushed, looked at the sharp eyes of the women, and finally mustered up the courage to say, "Baby, I... I'm pregnant too!"