In the court, Nanyue had cinnabar on her face. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The minister at the bottom muttered: "This, what kind of makeup is this queen mother?"

"Why haven't I seen this for a few days? Hey, I had a ...... on my face."

"Didn't Father-in-law Yu just inform Niangniang that she had typhoid fever these days? I haven't heard that typhoid fever can be disfigured. ”

"What kind of disfigurement, don't curse Niangniang, Niangniang has been jealous of her since she was a child. ”

Since the last time he teamed up with Su He to break the enemy with explosive potatoes, Nanyue has become a "talent" admired by the ministers.

Zhong Mingyang, the virtuous prince, was solemn on the side: "Pay attention to your words, Niangniang broke the enemy last time, which is enough to show Niangniang's ingenuity." Don't be too critical of your faces. ”

Jiuguzi said mysteriously to his old rival Li Yannian: "I heard people say that I have been sick and stupid for three years. ”

"Jiuguzi, according to what you say, Niangniang is burned and confused, so she turned her face like this. ”

The old man took a sip of wine and hurriedly denied it: "No, no, no, the old man didn't say that." ”

Nanyue squinted her eyes and glanced condescendingly at the old men on the dragon couch, and glanced at the father-in-law beside her.

This father-in-law's name is Yan Ruyu, and he was originally a celebrity next to the Queen Mother.

Seeing this, he hurriedly raised his voice, and sang a long voice in a feminine and tactful manner: "The queen's typhoid fever has just recovered, it is not suitable to sit in the court for a long time, and it is necessary to start playing quickly." ”

Yelu Mingxiu snorted coldly on the side, as if he had been owed a dog meat account for 10,000 years. "What typhoid fever, I'm afraid that I am possessed by a lonely ghost in the wilderness. ”

Nan Aotian heard it clearly, glanced at Yelu Mingxiu meaningfully, lowered his eyes and stood still, without saying anything.

Nanyue only pretended to hold her head and sighed: "Ladies and gentlemen, everyone knows that this palace was infected with typhoid fever a few days ago and did not come to the court. Who knew that typhoid fever had developed seriously and became rubella......"

The words were deliberately halfway through, to see the reaction of the group of people below.

"Wind and Wind...... Rubella, this face is not a scab. As he spoke, several old men standing in the front row collectively shuddered and took a step back.

Only Nan Aotian and Yelu Mingxiu did not move.

Nanyue feigned anger: "You Aiqing don't have to hide from the palace like a disaster, the face of the palace is a scab after healing. Half a point is not contagious. ”

There was a clear disdain for their rarity and strangeness in his tone.

A glimmer of light flashed in Shui Wuqing's eyes, and he glanced at Yelu Mingxiu, and the horizontal flesh on his face became even more sideways because of his mocking expression: "Niangniang Suri lives between Shengxuan Palace and the court, how can she easily contract rubella." ”

Zhong Mingyang seemed to remember some major event at this time, took a step forward with Yugui in his hand, and asked with concern: "The emperor and the newlywed Yan'er live together in Shengxuan Palace, is this ...... The emperor was not ......"

The words can only be said here, and to say it too clearly is to curse the king of rebellion.

Nanyue didn't make a sound, only quietly took a sip of tea before saying slowly: "Lord Xian, please rest assured, this palace has this rubella, and it is really not contagious." The holy dragon is unharmed, and yesterday he used a slingshot to shoot down a goldfinch. ”

The tone was full of understatement.

"Oh, that's good, that's good......" Zhong Mingyang immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Girl, what kind of strange disease do you have, I have never seen rubella that is not contagious when I live to this age. ”

Hearing this, Nanyue slowly spoke: "What the emperor said is good, and Lord Shui's question is reasonable." Where will there be a source of disease in the palace. This disease is not contagious, but caused by allergies. ”

Seeing that the ministers were restless, Nan Yue sighed lightly: "This palace didn't take this matter to heart. But since you asked, the palace will tell you about this matter, and gather the plans of the people to seek justice. Nanyue's eyes narrowed at the ministers, and she took another sip of tea unhurriedly.

Then Yun Danfeng smiled lightly: "Before the palace was infected with the wind and cold, I went to the Internal Affairs Mansion, and I was going to see the wood repaired by the Inner Palace, but who knew that after getting close and playing with a few pieces of wood, my face would be like this when I came back." Even the imperial physician in the palace is incomprehensible. ”

Jiuguzi stroked his white beard when he landed, and his eyes rolled up and down: "Ten thousand years of youth can't be cured, what strange disease is so difficult." ”

"Doctor Wan only told the palace that it was a wood allergy. ”

"This, this...... Wood allergies. ”

"Have you ever heard of people who are allergic to wood?"

King Zhong Mingyang was the first to answer: "No, the minister." ”

"No, I haven't heard of it. ”

"No, I didn't. ”

All voices spoke.

Nanyue sat on the dragon collapse with her feet crossed, and her face was full of the appearance of a bosom friend.

"That's it, how can ordinary wood make people allergic, let alone a famous wood under the control of the Ministry of Internal Affairs." ”

Su He postscripted: "Niangniang, the minister has studied a lot of wood, and has only heard that camphorn sandalwood has the effect of nourishing the spirit, and has never heard of any kind of wood that can make people allergic." Unless ......"

After Su He was promoted to lieutenant in the first battle of Xiqi, his status in the previous dynasty was not low.

"Unless anything, when did Su Aiqing speak like this. ”

The minister didn't dare to say. ”

"This palace forgives you for your innocence. Nanyue raised her hand and motioned for him to continue.

"Unless the wood is fake. ”

"Counterfeiting, wood can also be fake?" the ministers began to chatter.

"That's not to say, those are all famous trees. ”

"Who is so bold as to dare to bring fake timber to the palace? ”

Nanyue Feng's eyes opened suddenly, she glanced at the hall, and sat down in the posture that a queen should have, and became serious, just like a queen should be: "Su He, are you sure that this wood can also be faked?"

Su He took a step forward: "Qi Yu Niangniang, the minister has studied the strange arts in the world for many years. Dare to ask what can't be faked and what can't be faked in this world?"

Then he stated: "I heard that there is a kind of thaumaturgy among the people, and the ordinary wood is soaked in some harmful substances for several months, and the skin of the cherished famous wood can indeed be obtained, and its appearance is enough to confuse the real lady. ”

Immediately, there was another wave of muttering in the mode of the ministers.

"Is there such a thing? Didn't Master Su come to the court drunk? ”

"It's hard to say, although this Su He is occasionally crazy, but his strange things, you and I have to believe it. ”

When Nanyue heard this, she flipped the white porcelain tea bowl in her hand to the ground, and the crisp cracking and collision sound effectively exchanged for the silence of the court.

"Presumptuous. Counterfeit timber dares to be sent to the palace!"

Nanyue snorted coldly, and glanced at Shui Wuqing with slanted eyes: "Lord Shui, this Internal Affairs Office is originally a side department that branched out from the arsenal. Do you know what happened like this?"

Shui Wuqing immediately realized the seriousness of the matter, although she didn't know Nanyue's intentions, she still panicked into a cold sweat: "Niangniang, it is difficult to be distracted by the minister in charge of the military department, and he is only responsible for supervising and verifying the situation of the Internal Affairs Office. ”

As he spoke, he raised his eyes from time to time to observe Nanyue's expression.

Nan Yue said sharply: "Wood fraud, in the small county, it is nothing more than shoddy fish eyes mixed with pearls, but this fish eyes mixed into the palace, it is to bully the king and even intend to murder the harem." ”

All the officials hung their heads, and everyone knew how big a crime this was.

Nanyue smiled lukewarmly and asked Shui Wuqing again: "Lord Shui's military affairs are busy, and there are some omissions at the bottom, and the palace will not be held accountable." It's just that no matter how negligent the adults are, they should know where this batch of wood came from. ”

Shui Wuqing's fat face was already greasy and sweaty, and he blurted out: "I know, this minister knows, the wood used for repair is from a remote town, called Yancheng." ”