Chapter 36: It's all the sneezing bugs
At half past seven in the afternoon, it had been one and a half hours since the school ended in the afternoon. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info At this time of the day, I have already returned to the house, sitting at the dining table and having dinner with the Great Demon King. But today, after a long and tortuous journey, I am on the road farther and farther away from home.
Tired......
Right now, I'm sitting in a stylish café. The antique small log table is covered with an elegant checkered tablecloth, a chic crystal vase is inserted with blooming moon flowers, and antique radios, matchboxes, and storage tin boxes are randomly placed on the shelves.
This kind of café, which is expensive at first glance, is naturally not a place where I will consume it. In fact, it was raised by innocent passers-by. He thought he needed a quiet place to get dressed - and that was the reason I couldn't refute.
The sneezing worm's mucus can corrode inorganic matter. When I fell off the wall, the sneezing worm was frightened and sprayed at my chest and the shirts of innocent passers-by, and I and the shirts of innocent passers-by died on the spot.
After that, I immediately dragged innocent passers-by into a nearby clothing store to buy a jacket for emergencies, and then at the suggestion of innocent passers-by, we went shopping together for men's clothing - as an apology, I paid for men's clothing. After some tossing and turning, the two of us came to this café.
After drinking coffee, let's say goodbye quickly.
I was thinking about the time and wanted to go home early. Although the Great Demon King has never set up a curfew for me, every time I go back late, I will always be closely interrogated by him. That tone, that attitude, made me wonder for a moment if I had an extra mother.
I pulled the sneezer worm out of my pocket and tendered it as I tendered it, "Little pancake, if Edrak asks me later, you'll have to testify to me." I didn't really go out to play, I didn't deliberately not go home, I was really, really stumbling over something. ”
This sneeze is the one I crushed under me in the first place. Because I pressed it into a round cake, I named it "Little Pancake". And it is precisely because of the "one-pressure bond" between us that this sneezer worm is completely dependent on me. When I teleported all the other sneezers back to their gathering place overnight, this one refused to leave - not only did it escape from the teleportation array I had set up repeatedly, but it also threatened me with its mouth wide open!
Definitely not to compromise out of fear!
Definitely not!
"Squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak-" The little pancake let out a series of angry screams at me, and finally turned its head away arrogantly at a 45-degree angle.
Three vertical lines slide down the forehead.
What kind of world is this, a human being is actually bullied by a small sneeze?
As the saying goes, people are under the eaves and have to bow their heads. If I do something wrong, I can only obediently admit my mistakes, not to mention that I still have to ask for rats.
"Yes, yes, I was wrong, I shouldn't have used you as a weapon without your permission, and I shouldn't have deliberately scared you with the sound of a screaming chicken. It's all my fault, it's all my fault......" I apologized in a low voice as I comforted my hair. At first, the little pancake still looked like a "determined and determined to die" tsundere, but in the end, I couldn't help but squint my little eyes comfortably, rolling back and forth on my palm.
Seeing that the time was ripe, I immediately continued to work hard: "Although I am wrong, you have also done something wrong." You see that you not only vomited me, but also innocent passers-by, so that I can only compensate others. What does compensation mean? It costs money! As you know, our family is very poor, so we just have a little money. If you compensate someone else here, your family's living expenses will be reduced; if your family's living expenses are reduced, your food expenses will be reduced; if Edrak is angry again, your food expenses will be completely gone! Isn't it serious?"
Although there is no logical relationship between these things at all, the sneeze's little head obviously doesn't think about it that much. Fooled by my long list of reasons, the little pancake suddenly fell into a long silence.
In the middle of the night, the little pancake slowly raised its head, and her round and small black eyes were full of tears, and I felt pity. "Squeak-squeak-"
I nodded solemnly, "Of course, how could I lie to you? You know how terrifying it is for Edrak to get angry, he will definitely deduct all your food expenses!"
"Squeak-" The little pancake shuddered, and finally lowered her head weakly. It lay in a circle on my palm, and called out weakly, "Squeak—"
"That's it. After a while, Edrak asked, you have to testify. ”
"Squeak-"
"What is this? It's so cute. Is it a hamster?" a shadow suddenly fell on the table. Looking up, innocent passers-by had already changed their clothes and came out at some point.
I immediately grabbed the small pancake with a glass and pushed it aside: "This is a small gift from the waiter, a mascot doll designed after a hamster in the store." ”
The little pancakes rolled around angrily in the glasses, screaming in protest with their little mouths open. But because of the glass of water, all the action turned into a pantomime.
Innocent passers-by looked at the little pancake in surprise: "But...... It will move...... Looks like it's still screaming?"
"It's electric. I replied categorically.
"Okay, let's see what we have to drink. "Innocent passers-by sat across from me, opened the menu and pushed it in front of me. His skin color is slightly darker, his facial features are not deep than those of the Han people, and his half-length slightly curly hair adds a melancholy and deep temperament to him.
"Thank you. "I glanced at the menu briefly, and it felt like whatever I ordered was cutting flesh and dripping blood. Thinking that the person opposite was the victim, he ordered it a little rudely, so he hurriedly pushed back the menu. "You'd better order first. ”
Innocent passers-by smiled at me, and ordered a latte directly, and I asked for a cup of Biluochun.
"Don't you drink coffee?" the innocent passerby looked at me with some surprise.
I smiled: "I have a big reaction to coffee, and I will have diarrhea." ”
"That's a pity......" The innocent passerby blinked, seeming rather regretful. He held out his hand, "Hello, my name is Kadell, it's nice to meet you." ”
It turns out that he is really not a Han Chinese, no wonder his facial features are so deep and amorous. But he is very proficient in Chinese without a single accent, maybe which ethnic minority in the hinterland?
"Hello, my name is Li Jingluo. ”
The two of us exchanged names and contact details. Caddell is very knowledgeable and has a good sense of humor, and chatting with him always brings him naturally into the conversation. As a result, by the time I came to my senses, it was close to 9 o'clock.
I hugged the little pancake and looked at the night sky above me without a trace of starlight, and the sharp red eyes of the Great Demon King appeared in front of me.
Dead......