Chapter 66: The Life of Chickens and Dogs
γGrandma,
The last time I saw you, your realm of fame was collapsing, and I wonder what is happening now? Actually, if you want me to say, maybe it's a good thing that it's really collapsed......
Ahh
It's just that when I followed the Nine Lands to the Broken Realm before, I found that there was only one person in each Famous Realm. How lonely, how lonely, how lonely? If the realm of your name really collapses, you can just live in the realm of someone else's name, and the two of you can talk together. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to go to other people's famous fields from time to time?
Of course, it's best if your name is fine! After all, living in your own house is completely different from living in someone else's house. γ
After the little goldfish fairy entered the Dragon Gate, Zhang Yunxiu reported the situation here to the alliance.
The Alliance was a militarized organization, and soon sent members over to dispose of the Bird King's corpse, and also found dwarven craftsmen to repair the damaged campus building.
So, when the first rays of sunlight in the morning hit the campus, everything was back to normal.
The students who slept in the auditorium woke up, and they would only remember that the school had organized the whole school to watch a movie together, and then everyone fell asleep, and they would not remember those terrifying black fog and three-eyed soul birds.
[Grandma, I have found the two guardians you left for me. Edrak, who sleeps in the basement, and Liuchen, who sleeps in the toilet, are both powerful people who have saved me from danger many times. Because of his body, Liuchen usually sleeps in the puppet. Edrak lived with me at home. γ
"Lai, someone is looking for you. "There was the voice of the Great Demon King outside.
I hurried out, only to see a knock outside the door, and the Great Demon King was sitting on the sofa, holding a big-headed foreign book in his hand, and he didn't mean to move his buttocks at all.
No, you don't have clair, and you don't open the door, how do you know that someone is looking for me?
I look at you, you are obviously too lazy to move, and deliberately asked me to come out and open the door!
Hmph, you know how to bully me!
"Yes, it's about bullying you. The Great Demon King took it without raising his head, and his tone was majestic. "Don't go open the door yet. β
As a big-hearted leader, it is a gift to his subordinates to serve occasionally.
I silently recited this phrase over and over again in my mind, telling myself that this was a self-cultivation as a leader.
[Grandma, after that, I also experienced a lot of things and met a lot of people, such as the reticulated python Bai School Doctor, the Heavenly Master Zhang Family Sisters, the Koi Little Goldfish Fairy and Xia Feiyu. With their help, I was able to live a peaceful life again. γ
I opened the door and saw Brother Wei and Xiao Yu standing outside the door.
Me: "......?"
What kind of combination is this, I can't understand it a little?
Fortunately, Brother Wei gave an intimate explanation: "When I walked nearby, I saw that the child was lost, so I sent it over." β
"What about Xiao Yu, and why did you come here?"
"I moved in with Luo Luo! You see, I even packed my things!" Xiao Yu happily shook the small burden in his hand.
At that moment, Brother Wei looked at me differently. He hesitated for a moment, like an elder who wanted to teach his juniors a lesson but didn't know how to speak, and finally asked euphemistically: "Xiao Luo, do you know the phrase 'starting in three years, the highest death penalty'?"
"Yes, but I'm not!" I rejected Brother Wei's words for a second, leaving him no room for reverie.
Joke, how can this kind of thing be accepted? If it gets on your body, then it's really yellow mud falling into the crotch of your pants, it's not but is.
I pushed Brother Wei to the room: "Brother Wei, you come in first." You can sit on the sofa casually, there is boiling water and tea on the coffee table, and if you want to drink it, you can go to the kitchen refrigerator to get it, you're welcome!"
Brother Wei was pushed forward by me, and he looked back at me with great anxiety. It was as if as soon as his gaze was gone, I would do something depraved and unlimited.
I am still an innocent little boy, how can I do something that is out of moderation?
I'm not Zhou Yang!
I closed the door, pulled Xiao Yu into the corner, and asked in a low voice, "Why did you suddenly think of staying at my house?
"I used to live in the school pond. But now that I'm transformed, I want to live like a normal human being: eating cooked food, sleeping in bed...... And among the people I know, Lolo is the only one who is human, so I'm looking for you!"
Me: "......"
"Lolo, you...... Aren't you too happy......" Xiao Yu pinched the corners of his clothes crampedly, and lowered his head a little uneasily. "I ...... I thought we were already good friends, and good friends would help each other. And Zhou Yang also said, everyone can come to your house. So I thought you would be happy if I came to you. I'm sorry, Lolo, it was me who was wrong. β
"Forget it, it's actually not ......" I covered my face a little painfully, and suddenly grabbed a key word from the conversation, "You just mentioned Zhou Yang, what did he say?"
"Zhou Yang said, everyone can come to your house!"
Found it, he is the real murderer!
Just as I was painstakingly explaining that not everyone could come to my house, there was another knock on the door.
When I opened the door, several beautiful figures came into my eyes - Zhang Yunxiu, Yunmi Little Fairy, and Bai Xiaoyi, each carrying a big plastic bag in their hands, which was bulging and stuffed with things.
"What are you doing ......?"
Before I could finish speaking, Zhang Yunxiu opened the door and rushed in: "Get out of the way! Where is the kitchen?...... Oh, see, I don't need you!"
The little fairy of Yunmi followed closely behind, smiled softly at me, and said, "Excuse me." Then he stepped into my door without hesitation and rushed into the kitchen with Zhang Yunxiu.
I quickly grabbed Doctor Bai and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Zhou Yang said, everyone can come. β
Not!
Doctor Bai carried two bags of ingredients and followed him into the kitchen. It didn't take long for the sound of ping-pong clapping cutting boards to come out.
[Grandma, these friends are very good. It's just that they've lived in an alien world for too long, and they don't seem to be familiar with life in the ordinary world, and sometimes it's difficult to communicate with them......]
Well, I give up!
Just as I was about to close the door in frustration, a hand suddenly and quickly inserted: "Wait, wait! And me! I haven't gone in yet!"
Zhou!
The real culprit behind the scenes has appeared!