Chapter 129: Righteous or Not
Yang Yi was making up for his winter vacation homework, and he didn't finish it for three days, and Yuanyuan also helped Yang Yi cheat in the middle, and planned to help Yang Yi finish it directly, but the system didn't let it, so Yang Yi could only solve it himself, and he had been writing for two whole days, although he would also write a little bit when the crew was filming, but that was a drop in the bucket, and it still depended on the final outbreak. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Yang Yi, do you want to go out to play?" Recently, the crackdown has passed, and everyone has come out to work "normally" again, Liu Junhu is the same, he was wanted by the "Killing Tiger League" for a long time during the Chinese New Year, and he didn't dare to go out every day when he squatted at home, so he couldn't help it and asked Yang Yi to put on makeup for him to go out to wave, he now sold himself a whole wardrobe of women's clothes, from underwear to stockings, there is no shortage of anything, it seems to have opened the door to a new world.
The children who are making up for their winter vacation homework have no resistance at all, okay, the three words "go out to play" are like the most intimate hand, and they suddenly scratch Yang Yi's most itchy place, and they can't hold it at all! Obviously, he was already moved, but Yang Yi felt that he should be a little more reserved, and pointed to the homework book and said: "But I haven't finished my winter vacation homework yet." "Cut, I haven't done my homework, isn't it good now?"
As soon as Liu Junhu finished speaking, he was slapped on the back of the head, and he jumped up in pain, no need to ask if it must be the third master's beating, the two of them in the family can do something to him, the third grandmother must be reluctant, it is normal for the third master to beat him. was beaten by the third master in vain, habitually hanging his hands and bowing his head to pretend to be an ostrich on the side, quietly waiting to be scolded.
"You're embarrassed to say! Because you don't do your homework, how many homecoming meetings will Lao Tzu give you? Every time, you have to give a week's notice in advance, and the road is cleared for the next week, and your school is cleaning and decorating, and what kind of bullshit speech does Lao Tzu have to write, and it can't be less than three pages at a time, and you are not allowed to fucking swear, and there can be no typos, Lao Tzu never wrote so many words when he was a political commissar!
It is estimated that he still feels angry, and his backhand is another slap. Liu Junhu said aggrievedly: "You haven't been there a few times in total, once in elementary school, once in junior high school, once in high school, a total of three times, and you don't need to go to college at all." "Nonsense! Lao Tzu deliberately conceals your identity, just to let you mingle with ordinary children, every time you go to school, you come to such a show, do other teachers dare to care about you?"
Seeing Liu Junhu giving him a look, Yang Yi immediately understood, got up and said, "Grandpa, I've been writing for a few days, I should take a break, otherwise you can let Brother Tiger go out with me, right?" Liu Junhu held his thumb with his hand behind his back, and God assisted with one! The third grandfather nodded and said, "Well, it's time to go out and play with your homework at home, you guys go, just don't die." ā
As soon as the third master left, Liu Junhu immediately got excited, shook the car key in his hand and said excitedly: "Xiang Donghui's kid's car was stolen by me, hurry up!" Yang Yi said to Yuanyuan and changed his clothes before going out, now he is a public figure, he can't be too casual, a few days ago, he recorded the ending song of Dream Shengyuan, the effect is very good, the whole crew is unanimously praised, it seems that he intends to use this song as a song for propaganda, the movie promotion has begun, and he is going to be famous again.
The ghost knows how Liu Junhu stole Xiang Donghui's car, it is said that he regards this car as more important than his wife, basically who moves and who dies, completely denied the six relatives, Yang Yi didn't dare to imagine Xiang Donghui carrying a watermelon knife to kill.
"Brother Tiger, where are we going?" "I heard that a new bathing city has been opened, let's go and have a look." "it, Brother Tiger, don't make trouble, I'm not that kind of person!" Liu Junhu glanced at Yang Yi: "What are you thinking, people are all serious people, there are hot springs and fish spas, anyway, it has water-related products that can be used for bathing, and the most important thing is that I heard that many beauties like to go there for beauty baths, so, hehe!"
If it's going to have a big meal, or play billiards or something, Yang Yi is still a little interested, but Liu Junhu is a veritable carnivore, an authentic pervert, it's too difficult to make him a vegetarian, and he can find a beautiful woman wherever he smells it. "Brother Tiger, do you want to think about it again, the people who killed the Tiger Alliance are waiting for you there. ā
"No need!" Liu Junhu looked proud, shook his head and said: "Young Master Ben has successfully rebelled against one of them, hehe, this week that group of stinky girls went to Gaoli to buy cosmetics, Lao Tzu finally doesn't have to hide in Tibet!" "No wonder this guy is so excited today, he didn't dare to pull him out in the days when he was in the limelight, which is one of the reasons why he took Yang Yi to the Forbidden City to die at night."
In a place like a bathing center, the most common thing is not water, but sisters, and this is a high-end consumption area, and I will never find someone who is enough to be your wife to give you a massage, anyway, there are smooth chicks everywhere, Yang Yi is now a little skeptical that this is a chicken nest.
"Don't think about people with your dirty thinking, what's wrong with the opening of the new store and finding a few chicks to wear swimsuits to attract customers, isn't this a normal marketing method?" Yang Yi said angrily: "If I see it myself, I will definitely feel normal, the problem is that with you, how can I not be serious, can you be honest and vegetarian?" Liu Junhu quacked and said with a strange smile: "There is no special service here, and there is no prohibition on picking up girls, who dares to say me with my true ability!"
You see that this shameless guy is so arrogant, Yang Yi covered his face and didn't want to deal with him.
When he entered the door, he was greeted by a beautiful woman with a beautiful face, her body was a little hot, and Liu Junhu's thief eyes began to shine again. Holding the beauty monster in his hand and shouting: "Beauty, introduce me to my brother something fun?" This beauty is too, Liu Junhu's big hand she didn't seem to notice at all, and she still introduced the various packages here with a smile, Yang Yi also came over here, but he waved his hand and refused, the girl seemed to recognize herself, so don't worry about it.
"Xiaohong, you see our brothers are here for the first time, and I don't know what's fun, I think so, you arrange a dragon for us, how fun and comfortable we can play. "Xiaohong's vulgar name is fake as soon as it sounds, and Yang Yi is more and more suspicious that this is a chicken nest!
Xiaohong giggled and teased Liu Junhu, if you want to say that this woman is a serious person, you can't believe it if you kill Yang Yi. Liu Junhu slapped Xiaohong's buttocks and said bitterly: "I knew that Lao Tzu also brought two girls to play, and it was exciting to think about the mandarin ducks playing in the water or something, it's a pity!"
"Hahaha, my tiger brother is so handsome, there must be no shortage of women, and there are a lot of beauties here who come to take a beauty bath, do you want me to help you arrange a mandarin duck bath?" "Quack quack! Xiaohong, you are really a roundworm in my stomach, just do it, let's go take a bath first!"
After taking a bath, he saw Xiaohong's red face, and he didn't care about Yang Yi's strange eyes at all, and still laughed with Liu Junhu. "Brother Tiger, little sister has found a place for you, do you still see that the two in it are still satisfied, the body and face are definitely the best!" Liu Junhu doesn't need to tip at all, just the one-stop service he wants is enough to give Xiaohong a considerable commission, otherwise a tip of a few hundred yuan will definitely not let her dedicate herself.
An open-air hot spring pool with pebbles underneath, the water is a little pale green, and the water is full of steam, and inside are two beautiful women bathing, one of whom is still a blonde foreign beauty!
Liu Junhu stood in front of the two girls like a strange person, and ripped off the towel around his lower body, the Chinese girl suddenly screamed, covering her eyes with both hands and not daring to look, but the blonde beauty was like a naughty mermaid, looking at Liu Junhu curiously. Yang Yi didn't pay so much attention to it, and after trying to test the water temperature, it went down.
Seeing that the expected effect had been achieved, Liu Junhu went into the water satisfied, but he always floated around in the water, and after a while, he floated to the two girls. "Handsome guy, are you going to soak us?" Unexpectedly, this foreign beauty also spoke authentic Chinese, and looking at her teasing eyes, she knew that she was definitely not a stupid foreigner.
"Hello, my name is Su San, you can call me Su San, from Russia!" Liu Junhu likes the open-minded chick the most, especially this is a beautiful foreign girl, and immediately stretched out his hand to hold Rouyi, and said affectionately: "Hello, hello, welcome to the mysterious China, I welcome you on behalf of the Chinese people." "Oh, yes, handsome man, you haven't said your own name yet, it's rude. ā
"My name is Liu Dahu, how old are you, beauty, what is your measurements? I think you are at least a D cup!" The shark saw the blood, how could he stop the car, Liu Junhu looked at Su San's turbulent waves, his eyes were green, this child has lacked maternal love since he was a child!
Looking at the Huaxia girl next to her, Yang Yi knew that she recognized herself, and as her fame grew, she might really have to disguise herself when she went out in the future. "Hello, my name is Yang Yi. The girl paddled a few times in the water, swam to Yang Yi's side and said excitedly: "Is it really you?" Yang Yi pointed to himself and joked: "If you have to say that I am fake, I can't help it." ā
"Hehe, you are so humorous, my name is Su Zi, you shouldn't be as old as me, right?" If you only look at the height, Yang Yi is definitely an adult, but if you look at the face, he still looks like a child, and there is still unfinished fluff on his mouth, referred to as a little kid whose hair is not tied up!" "You haven't shown up for a while, do you have any new plans?"
Yang Yi asked rhetorically: "Are you a reporter?" Su Zi smiled embarrassedly: "You can see it, I am an international student, my profession is a reporter, I brought Suzanne to China to play this time, if I have a good job, I won't go back." ā