Chapter 54: God-like Dialogue
"Honey, it's not that I don't speak for you, and the characters in this novel are counted?" Xue Wei said.
Chu Li raised his eyebrows: "You didn't say that fictional characters don't count." ”
"Then if you want to say that, the Jiang family also has celebrities. For example, Jiang Ziya. Xue Wei said.
Chu Li was shocked at that time.
"My dear, what have you studied in college for four years? Jiang and Jiang, you can't tell the difference!"
"Hehehehehe. Xue Wei scratched her head and smiled awkwardly.
"Daughter-in-law, come behind me, I'll fight her. Jiang Nan said.
"Okay, husband, you go. Xue Wei immediately sat behind Jiang Nan.
Jiang Nan took off his shoes and sat cross-legged on the sofa to face Chu Li.
He coughed lightly twice and said, "Jiang Xiaoyu." ”
Chu Li still looked calm, she thought about it, and then said: "Chu's Spring and Autumn." ”
Nani?!
Jiang Nan and Xue Wei were shocked.
What does that count?!
"Jiangnan Style" Before Xue Wei could react, Jiangnan had already spoken.
Xuewei: ...
She really lost to these two people's brains, and Xue Wei suddenly felt that her college was really in vain.
However, the confrontation between Chu Li and Jiangnan is not over yet.
Chu Li took a sip of tea, and said lightly: "Chutian Metropolis Daily." ”
Jiangsu Satellite TV. "Gangnam-do.
Xuewei: ...
"Hey, this has nothing to do with the celebrity surname, okay?!" Xue Wei collapsed in her heart.
"Hmph! Chu Li snorted lightly, and then his aura spread out, and he said mightily and domineeringly: "Chu State!"
Jiang Nan thought for a long time, then pressed his hands on the sofa, lowered his head and said, "I lost." ”
Nani?!
What, what's going on? Why did you lose?
Xue Wei was completely messy.
After a while, Xue Wei collected her emotions and said weakly: "What, dear, why did you lose?"
Jiang Nan sighed slowly: "People are a country, I am at most a river, there is no comparison at all." ”
Xuewei: ...
Xue Wei felt that even if she opened her brain, she might not be able to understand what Jiang Nan was saying.
That night, Xue Wei stayed at Chu Li's house, and she slept in Chu Li's room.
Jiangnan is still alone in the empty house.
However, he had long been accustomed to this kind of life and soon fell asleep.
On the contrary, Xue Wei and Chu Li didn't have any pajamas.
The two of them were lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling with their eyes open.
"Li, Duanmu Chen called me. Xue Wei said suddenly.
"Uhhhh I'm asking you about Jiangnan, right?"
Xue Wei was slightly surprised: "You know?"
"Sort of. Chu Li said lightly.
She paused, then added, "How did you answer?"
Xue Wei smiled and said, "I'll just say, Jiang Nan is my boyfriend, just working as a bodyguard at your house." After Duanmu Chen listened, he was obviously relieved. ”
Xue Wei paused, and said: "I heard Liu Hui say that the male god has a very hard time in the United States. I think he really loves you. ”
Chu Li didn't speak.
Xue Wei paused, and then said, "Lili, maybe you think I'm verbose." But I still want to say that Guoguo is getting bigger, and she really needs her father by her side. ”
Chu Li still didn't speak.
After a long time, Chu Li said, "Weiwei, don't worry about me. Tell me about your plans? Do you really plan to give up Xiang Bo for Jiangnan?"
"Alas~" Xue Wei sighed and said, "Although I am unwilling, I can't help it." Jiangnan is in need of comfort right now, and I can't abandon him. ”
"Ha~" The corners of Chu Li's mouth twitched slightly: "I said Weiwei, do you really believe that Jiangnan is infertile? Maybe, he has children." ”
"No, right? Jiangnan can't even kiss, it's definitely still a virgin. Amnesia is simply the loss of memory, but the skills you have mastered before will not be lost. If Jiangnan had a girlfriend before he lost his memory, he should be very skilled in kissing skills. Xue Wei said.
Chu Li was stunned, and a trace of incomprehensible thought flashed in his eyes: "You two, have you kissed?"
"Well, sexual bribery. Xue Wei grinned.
"Uhhhh Chu Li stared at the ceiling, not knowing what he was thinking.
Xue Wei was a little surprised: "I thought you would ask, what does kissing feel like?"
Chu Li collected his emotions and rolled his eyes: "I'm not so bored. ”
Xue Wei lay on the bed, turned her head to look at Chu Li, and suddenly smiled, "Hey, Lili, when was your first kiss?"
Unexpectedly, Chu Li's face immediately darkened.
"Don't talk to me about the first kiss!" Chu Lihuo.
Xue Wei blinked: "Isn't it? Duanmu's handsome kissing skills are also so bad?"
The corners of Chu Li's mouth twitched slightly, but he didn't squeak.
The two chatted for a while, and Xue Wei began to yawn and soon fell asleep.
Chu Li still couldn't sleep, so he simply got up and went to the bathroom.
Removing his underwear and sitting on the toilet, Chu Li suddenly remembered that he seemed to owe Jiangnan a private photo.
Chu Li was a little entangled.
What kind of private photo should you give Jiangnan?
It's too exposed, it's definitely not going to work.
Let's not say that the bastard is his enemy, just that he is now Xuewei's boyfriend, it is not enough.
Chu Li thought of the scene that happened in the hot pot restaurant tonight, and sighed: "Most of the girlfriends turned against each other because of men, I hope Xue Wei and I will not repeat the mistakes of those two girls." ”
Chu Li thought of something and blinked.
"Ahh
Gather your emotions and return your attention to the issue of private photos.
It's not okay to be too exposed, and it's not okay to be too conservative.
Since it is a private photo, it must be a secret photo that does not want to be circulated, and to put it bluntly, it is a nude photo.
If you send Jiangnan a photo of him wearing a down jacket, it is estimated that the guy will go berserk, and he will angrily accuse himself of not keeping his promises.
Chu Li has been a good child since he was a child, and the promises he made will be fulfilled no matter what.
The only time I broke my promise was when I broke my promise five years ago.
I promised my parents that I would get on the boat in time, but I didn't catch the ferry.
The price of breaking a promise is that he was lucky to survive, but his parents were killed.
Thinking of his parents, Chu Li's heart was like a knife.
After being depressed for a long time, Chu Li gradually recovered.
My thoughts were once again focused on the private photos.
"Ha~ What kind of photos are sexy and don't cause trouble to yourself?"