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After all, a new era of intelligence has been ushered in.

The reporter of the "Jingbei Evening News" had been prepared for a long time, and came to the door of the New Territories franchise store last night and waited in the newspaper van for a night.

The news of New Frontiers Technology will trigger their nerves, and today is the day when the first artificial intelligence robot is released, and the reporter is also fighting hard to get first-hand information.

As time went on, the front of the store was already full of people, and there was no end in sight.

Seeing this, the reporter immediately reacted, asked the assistant to carry the camera, and the two began to report live on the sales site.

At this moment, a big fat man is sitting on a chair, talking about his requirements for industrial intelligent robots.

The big fat man said: "I want a private customized artificial intelligence." ”

The salesperson asked softly, "Please tell me what you want to customize the artificial intelligence requirement?"

The fat man, who was still serious, suddenly had an ambiguous expression on his face, and said quickly: "Female, black and long, direct sex, nose like Ozawa, mouth like Sakura Gillia, eyebrows to be Yui Hata, height should not be too high, only half a head taller than ***, preferably red pupils, cups should be 36G......"

The fat man talked for a long time, came over with an obscene face, and whispered to the salesman: "The most important thing is the ears, it is best to have the same ears as the elf, sexy, you know ......"

The fat man Mei Zizi depicts the image of the goddess in her heart.

The consumers queuing up at the scene were stunned and looked at the obscene fat man speechlessly.

The handsome guy behind the fat man said with a look of pity and hatred: "Okay, buddy, you are definitely an old driver, but you are much better than my workers who move bricks."

The handsome guy's speech gave the best assist, and the crowd was dumbfounded.

Even the reporters who were reporting live forgot to turn off the cameras, and the whole process was broadcast on the TV program, and by the time the reporters reflected, it was too late.

"36G cups?"

The salesman asked a little unconvinced, how big is 36G, I caught up with the big cow, it was completely the sense of sight of the two big leather balls on the chest, and I couldn't bear to look at it.

"That's right, it can't be less than 36G. The obscene fat man said with a serious face.

"Good...... Let's go!" The salesman's little sister blushed, how could she not know who *** was, and she secretly looked at it herself!

Fortunately, the use of a collection of facial features does not involve infringement, if you make a model according to a person's appearance, it is an infringement of portrait rights.

However, elf ears are not allowed, and the Artificial Intelligence Law clearly stipulates that the appearance of artificial intelligence must be based on human standards, and all other than human beings are not allowed.

Explain the situation of the ears, and the fat man will not be attached.

After a while, after signing the purchase agreement, the fat man said anxiously: "I can't wait if we can get it when we can." ”

With that obscene expression, it is simply a shame for the majority of male compatriots.

The crowd queuing at the back of the station all looked at each other with contempt.

The salesperson Xiaomei said solemnly: "Because it is a private order, you can receive artificial intelligence after three days, bring your identity certificate and household registration book, and the relevant departments will register for the record, and finally, please treat the artificial intelligence well." ”

The obscene fat man scratched his fat face and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will definitely treat artificial intelligence like a daughter-in-law." ”

Hearing this, the reporter who was interviewing finally realized that the camera was going to be turned off.

The masses don't know what to say anymore.

"How much does my AI cost?" asked the fat man.

The salesperson Xiaomei explained: "Sir, due to the fluctuation of the price of the customized version, according to your requirements, the price is a total of 102,000 yuan. ”

The public version is produced on an assembly line, and the appearance is the same, while the price of the customized version fluctuates, after all, the corresponding mold needs to be manufactured, and this mold is also disposable, and the cost is bound to be high.

"It's so cheap!"

The fat man exclaimed, and the fat on his body trembled.

For only 102,000 yuan, you can buy a fully functional artificial intelligence, which is so cheap.

How much does it cost to hire a babysitter?

How much is Big Health Care?

How much does it cost to marry a daughter-in-law?

This adds up to several artificial intelligences, not to mention that artificial intelligence can do everything except not being able to have children.

"Finally, I don't have to live an empty life anymore. ”

The fat man was extremely emotional, as an only child, it was good to have an intimate artificial intelligence by his side, and he didn't have to endure loneliness.

"The fat man in front, don't ink it, it's slippery, the people in the back are still waiting!"

"yes, hurry up. ”

Hearing someone urging, the fat man paid the money and picked up the receipt, and left with a happy face.

The sale continues, and the salesperson beckons to the next consumer......

The reporter hurriedly turned on the camera and walked towards a middle-aged man in the middle of the line.

"Hello, I'm a reporter from the Jingbei Evening News, you must be queuing up here to buy the world's first artificial intelligence robot, can you share the reason for your purchase?"

"Why?"

The middle-aged man's eyes suddenly became cloudy, and a few tears crossed the corners of his eyes.

The man was very excited: "My sister got sick when she was a child and died, and my mother almost cried blind, as a son, I can't let my mother cry, so I simulated my sister's character on the holosphere, waited for the artificial intelligence to be released, and implanted the constructed character into the artificial intelligence to resurrect my sister." ”

The reporter was silent for a while, but he didn't expect to encounter such a tragic thing when interviewing the first crowd.

"On behalf of the Jingbei Evening News, I wish your sister a speedy resurrection and a family reunion. ”

"Thank you!" the middle-aged man wiped his tears.

The people on the side listened to the conversation, and they all left tears, and they couldn't be moved.

An old man cried even more, almost fainting.

When I asked, I found out that the uncle's youngest son died in a car accident, which has always been a pain in the uncle's heart, and this time he came to buy artificial intelligence, just to make one exactly like his son, so that he could have a thought.

The reporter was quite happy, but for some reason his mood gradually became heavy, he said to the camera: "The name of the godfather of science and technology, I admire the five-body cast, I remember that Lin Feng once said that the progress of science and technology is not to make the rich richer, but to make the poor not poor, and I first said that the progress of science and technology is not to make society more progressive, but to make people live happier and more fulfilling, and all this Lin Feng has done, he is a well-deserved godfather of science and technology......"

The crowd outside was surging, and the order suddenly became a little chaotic.

The staff who are maintaining order are worried, there are too many people, and it is easy for stampedes to happen.

Seeing this situation, the store manager smiled faintly, waved his hand, and more than a dozen beautiful beauties held signs and entered the crowd to maintain order.

"Consumers are asked to keep order, and there are enough AI bots to ensure that everyone can buy the AI they want. ”

These dozen big beauties are not people, but artificial intelligence.

The charm of artificial intelligence quickly attracted the masses, the attention was distracted, and order became better.

"Please line up and enter the store in order. ”

That's the beauty of AI.

As the flow of people slowly entered, the franchise store ushered in more hot sales.