Chapter 300: You're Sick
"Haha, big brother, you're so stupid. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Su Xingwan supported her waist with her hands and laughed so hard that she couldn't do it.
It's over, it's over, it's completely over this time!
Yang Fan sighed in his heart, his face was completely exposed, and his little sister would definitely recognize him.
Su Xingwan saw that this beautiful big brother had fallen, and she didn't want to get up again, and she was still lying on the ground, covering her face with her hands, could it be that she had fallen?
She cautiously squatted over, leaning forward and looking: "Big brother, big brother, are you okay, are you in pain, do you want me to help you call someone to come and take you to the hospital?" ”
"No, no, no need to go to the hospital, I'm fine!" Yang Fan hurriedly opened his mouth to stop it, and got up with both hands and feet, but he didn't stand, but still sat in the mud with self-abandonment.
The clothes are already stained anyway!
It's embarrassing enough here, but fortunately only a little girl sees it, and if he looks like this and goes to the hospital, oh my God, the economist will kill him.
"Little sister, can I discuss one thing with you?" Yang Fan decided to be a wolf grandmother, coax this little girl well, and let her not tell her about today's events, but not only give an autograph, but also give a group photo.
He knew the lethality of his face.
Looking at those female fans, as young as ten years old, as old as thirty or forty years old, you can see that as long as he smiles at them, they absolutely scream until they faint.
"What are you discussing?" Su Xingwan looked at him strangely.
"Can you not tell others about my falling overboard today? Including the adults in your family. As long as you don't say it, I will definitely repay you well, you can do whatever you want, whether it is my belongings, or my photo, my autograph, you can, I can give it to you immediately! Yang Fan tried his best to release his most charming smile.
Su Xingwan blinked her beautiful big eyes, tilted her head to look at the beautiful big brother in front of her, and said suspiciously: "I won't tell others about you falling into the water, don't worry." You are such an adult, you can't stand on your feet, and you must be very ashamed to fall into the pond. You don't have to give me a picture, besides, what do I want your picture for? ”
Yang Fan probably never thought that Su Xingwan's family conditions were not good, and now even the TV is old-fashioned, and her parents are strictly protected, once there is any love and love film, she will immediately change to a cartoon.
Su Xingwan grew up to the age of thirteen and has never really watched an idol movie, and she usually only likes to watch her homework and doesn't know how to chase stars, so she doesn't know Yang Fan at all.
If Su Xingyue was here, she would definitely scream immediately, because her grades were not very good, Su's father and Su's mother thought that it would be good to be able to graduate from high school, and they didn't put much thought into her.
There are pocket novels at the same table in the school, and idol dramas can often be seen at home, of course she knows Yang Fan.
So Su Xingwan, who doesn't know celebrities, vs Yang Fan, a third-rate star who wants to cover up the ugly, is destined to lose inexplicably, and there is nothing to be done.
Yang Fan felt that this female fan was really good, it seemed that his smile was still very useful, and he immediately nodded relaxedly: "It's good if you don't tell it, it's good if you don't tell it, you have to talk about it, I didn't bring out the photos, I'm still in the hotel, when I'm free, I'll definitely send it to you, you give me an address." Where do you want to sign it? Why don't you sign it on top of your dress so you don't have to wash it and go back and put it away as a souvenir. ”
Many female fans want him to sign it on his arm or on his clothes, saying that he will not take a shower in the future.
Yang Fan said that, he took out the signature pen from his arms, unscrewed the cap, and grabbed the corner of Su Xingwan's dress.
Su Xingwan was frightened, hurriedly took a few steps back, snatched the dress over, and glared at him with a look of neurosis eyes.
"Big brother, did you hit your head when you fell into the water just now? You're so weird, one moment you say you're going to give me a picture, and the next you're going to scribble on my clothes. This dress is a birthday gift that my mother bought for me, I usually don't want to wear it, I only wear it to see my grandmother, you actually want to take a pen and scribble on it, you are too much! ”
Belch......
How can he scribble?
Is he ready to sign?
How many fans want him to sign, and he still won't sign it?
What's the situation with this little female fan? If you want to indulge, maybe she doesn't like it on the skirt, then sign it on her arm, anyway, this little girl's arm is white and tender, like a lotus ribbon, and signing his name must be very conspicuous and eye-catching.
"If you don't want to sign it on your skirt, you can say okay, then you stretch your arm over, sign your arm, you have to pay attention when you take a shower, wash it off, I won't sign it for you a second time." Yang Fan stood up and was about to pull Su Xingwan's arm.
"Psycho, madman, what are you doing, you let me go!" Su Xingwan was frightened, pushed hard, waved her hands hard, and scared Yang Fan with emotion.
He was afraid that the little girl's waving hand would scratch his face, and his face was precious, so he hurriedly took a few steps back and looked at her with some nerve.
Don't sign it on your body, don't sign it on your clothes, so where does she want to sign it? Do you want to sign it on the door of your head?
"You must have choked on the water, but although you choked on your brain when you fell into the pond of my grandmother's house, we can't be responsible for you, who made you want to steal lotus seeds, you deserve it! Who wants your signature for what the hell, you're sick, right? ”
Yang Fan, who was accused, suddenly froze in place!
This is the first person who took the initiative to refuse his signature after he engaged in his acting career?
Even when he was the most depressed, those fans were fewer at most, but there were still many who still wanted his autograph, the little sister in front of him, she didn't want photos, she didn't want autographs, so what did she want?
Yang Fan was a little annoyed, no matter how good his cultivation was, he wanted to get angry at the moment, but in order not to be on the lace news tomorrow, he still held back, and asked in a low voice: "Then I'll give you money?" ”
Su Xingwan stared at him vigilantly, shaking her head like a rattle, feeling that this beautiful brother was getting stranger and stranger.
"I don't want money, so what do you think of my clothes? But they are all famous brands, worth thousands of dollars, you can take them home and wash them, and you can keep them as souvenirs. ”
Su Xingwan continued to shake her head, looking at him with more and more doubts.
Yang Fan looked Su Xingwan up and down, she looked quite pure and beautiful, but she looked very tender, at most thirteen or fourteen years old, too young, it was not easy to be a girlfriend, he had no pedophilia.
"Oh, I see, you must want me to help you become a star?"
Su Xingwan frowned, pouted, and continued to shake her head.
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, don't have too much appetite, do you still want to be my girlfriend?" (To be continued.) )