I believe everyone was warned by their parents when they were young: don't talk to strangers casually, don't eat things given by strangers, and don't follow strangers casually. Whenever we hear these words www.biquge.info we either dismiss them directly, or silently complain in our hearts: A smart person like me, even if a liar wants to deceive me, he will definitely not succeed. However, the reality is often just a slap in the face. When we are deceived one day, we will suddenly find out that the words spoken by our parents are all wise sayings!

Now, with my own lesson of blood and tears, I add a sentence to the end: Don't pronounce strange words when you see them!

As the blue light got closer and closer, I seemed to see my deceased grandmother waving to me across the river.

"Ahh

I screamed, and sprinted out of the room and down the stairs at a hundred-meter sprint. Just as I was about to burst out of the gate, I received the strongest blow to my face in 16 years, like someone had hit you with an iron baseball bat in front of you, and I felt like my eyes and nose were gone.

Under the strong force, I began to fall backwards, but before I could hit the ground, I felt a force lift me up. So, I noticed that the whole world was taking a 360-degree spin before my eyes, and finally it came to a staggering stop.

I sat on the ground, my chest panting like a bellows, and my legs trembling like chaff sifting at all.

My grandma, riding a roller coaster is not so exciting!

The cold brass bell rang again, and this time closer, as if someone had been ringing a bell directly in my ear. A dark blue hem appeared in my vision.

I looked up and finally saw the true face of the person who came. It was a very beautiful person, with a face typical of the Orient, with delicate eyebrows and eyes, but cold eyes. He had long, dark blue hair, which was piled up in a bun on top of his head near the roots, and fastened with a crane-like headdress. The crane swore a very clever design, with two wings and a part of the head and neck holding the bun in front of it, and the part of the legs around the back, hidden between the loose strands of hair. His clothes were also very gorgeous, it was a dark blue flowing hanfu embroidered with crane patterns, and the edges of the robe and the hem of the sleeves were decorated with a row of small copper bells, which would emit an ethereal ringing whenever they moved.

It seems that this man is the demon I have summoned.

I don't know why the demons from the West have the face of an Oriental beauty, but I believe their job must be the same: capture the summoner and drag their souls to hell!

But, seriously, if every demon were so good-looking, I'm sure there would be a lot of people crying and begging to go to hell.

"You ......," the blue-haired demon began. I found the blue-haired demon's voice to be quite nice, as clear and ethereal as a drop of water falling onto a pebble.

"Lord Demon!" I swooped down and grabbed the blue-haired demon's feet, interrupting what the other person was about to say, "Lord Demon, please listen to me: I know you are busy with official business, but I still want to ask you to wait a little and let me write at least a suicide note!"

The blue-haired demon was stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting me to strike first. Then the blue-haired demon reached out in his sleeve, and after two strokes, pulled out-

A mobile phone!

As I watched, the blue-haired demon expertly dialed the number and stepped aside to make a call.

The devil actually uses a mobile phone?

The legendary isolated fantasy world is so up-to-date?

Could it be that this is the legendary wonder of the world??

Although I couldn't accept the sudden shift from the ethereal classical style to the weird mix of East and West, the experience of witnessing the miracle unconsciously made me a little excited.

I'll be sure to write it down in my suicide note in a moment! Also, tell the street director that when I die, I'm going to bury my ashes under the second willow tree by the back mountain bridge, where the wig I stole from him when I was a child is buried. After the street director buried me, he could dig out the wig next to him by the way, and I should still be able to use it if I washed it......

Not long after, the blue-haired demon hung up the phone and walked back. Because I was so engrossed in the suicide note that I didn't hear what he was talking about, I only vaguely heard him asking over there...... Is there something wrong with the brain......" or something like that.

The blue-haired demon bowed to me and said, "First meeting, Li Jingluo." My family's name is Nine Lands, and I am one of the twelve gods, and the Lord lives and kills. This time I came to cremate the body of the Immortal Monarch Film-Aite. ”

"What...... What Si Mingjun, what are you talking about?"

"In this world, there is one rule, two powers, three planes, seven executors and twelve oracles. The three planes are the Hell, the Underworld, and the Human Realm, and each of the three realms has a king. And Film-Aite is the messenger of Hades, the Lord of Hades. ”

“…… Who's that?"

"It's this man. The blue-haired demon pointed to Grandma's portrait.

I was speechless in amazement, it sounded so mysterious. The Three Realms, Hades, and the Emperor of the Underworld, terms that can only appear in novels or games, are suddenly heard in the real world, and no matter what, it is impossible to believe, especially from the mouth of such an uninvited stranger who has never known each other and is dressed strangely.

Then, there is only one possibility.

It's just a TV show.

It's the kind of show that designs a very realistic scene to make people be deceived, and then records all kinds of funny expressions that people unintentionally show to make people laugh.

For some reason, I became the one to be laughed at.

Is it really too low today?

I let out a long sigh and began to rush people, "Thank you very much for coming to tell me this, you have also prepared very carefully this time, and the costumes are very exquisite, but I am really not in the mood to be on your show today." Please get out of here, or I'm going to call the police. ”

The blue-haired demon seemed very confused, but was unusually determined not to leave, "I don't understand what you're talking about. But now that time is pressing, Si Hades has an imprint on his body that leads to the underworld, and he must be taken by my family to the Broken Realm for cremation as soon as possible. Otherwise, the race that covets the seal will come and take it. ”

Comrade, don't you want to be so dedicated!

"I know, I know, I'll take my grandmother to be cremated and buried as soon as possible, you don't have to bother. ”

I groaned and was about to forcibly drive someone away, when suddenly, the blue-haired demon shoved me to the side. I was unprepared, and I was pushed to the ground and rolled several times before stopping. At the same time, a loud bang came from my ears.

When I turned my head, a big hole was broken in the place where I was standing, and a green vine with one person hugging each other came out, and it kept twisting its branches like the blue-haired demon attacking it!

Oh my God, come on!

"Be careful!"

The blue-haired demon was not in a hurry, and with a wave of his right hand, a copper bell sounded, and a blue barrier appeared in front of the blue-clothed demon, blocking the vines from the outside.

But it wasn't over yet, from the corridor on the second floor, dozens of vines suddenly sprouted, 360 degrees without dead ends, and they all headed towards the blue-haired demon.

"Boom!"

This time the sound was louder, a strong wind swirled in the hall, and countless cement blocks and small stones hit me, and I hurriedly covered my face with my hands.

The attack was so fierce that I was afraid that the blue-haired demon would be dead.

It's a shame to be so pretty.

The smoke gradually dispersed, and dozens of vines attacked a point accurately, buried deep in the ground. But the blue-haired demon was unharmed, standing in a blue ball, suspended in the air.

"Yushan, Mu Clan. ”

As soon as the blue-haired man's voice fell, the vines under his feet crackled and crackled. All the vines were broken into pieces, rolling everywhere with sticky sap.

I groaned.

How much does it cost to clean up such a mess!

At this time, more than a dozen figures jumped down from the second floor. They have leaves on their heads, vines on their hands, and green all over their bodies, it seems that this is the Yushanmu clan that the blue-haired people say.

A group of people stood in the hall, confronting the blue-haired demon.

"Get out of the way. The blue-haired man said coldly.

The Mu clan led by the leader arched his hand and said, "Lord of the Nine Lands, there is an order in the clan to bring back the seal of the underworld, and please don't embarrass us." ”

"The Underworld Seal should be destroyed by my family. The Mu Clan acted without authorization, snatched the seal, and violated the law. The blue-haired demon looked grim and refused to give an inch.

"But, my lord, ......"

"Isn't it just a divine envoy, isn't it still a god envoy?"

"Yes, yes, what kind of oracle is it, is it really that capable?"

"I'm afraid it's an embroidered pillow!"

A group of Wood people laughed.

I covered my face in pain.

Dog blood, it's too bloody.

This is simply the classic episode of the novel's male protagonist becoming famous: a group of self-righteous dragons who think they have a little strength, all kinds of contempt and wanton ridicule of the male protagonist, and then rush up. The male protagonist is to kill many enemies with one enemy and one move, and since then he has become famous, famous in one fell swoop, hugged left and right, and is invincible in the world.

Sure enough, a wood clan shouted, "Let's go together!"

So, a group of dragon sets couldn't wait to rush up to get the bento.

And the blue-haired demon faced the group attack of the wood people, and his expression did not change at all. His robes bulged suddenly, as if a hurricane had a hurricane in his robes. Then, the hurricane carried the long sleeves of the blue-haired man's shirt and floated towards the Mu people, the silver bells snapped, and the seemingly light hem of the clothes smashed into the chest with a dull sound. One by one, the Wood people fell to the ground wailing, rolling on the ground with their hands on their chests, apparently with broken ribs.

One move to kill.

The blue-haired demon calmly walked past the lying Mu people and pushed open the lid of the coffin, revealing the thin body of his grandmother. He placed his hand on my grandmother's body, and a burst of blue light poured out, wrapping my grandmother up.

Is he going to take his grandmother away?

Inexplicably, a strong feeling hit me and caused me to grab the blue-haired demon's hand.

"......?" the blue-haired demon looked at me quizzically.

"....../(ㄒoㄒ)/~~" Facing the blue-haired demon's cold eyes, my tears were about to flow.

I also know that at this time, passerby A should stand aside as the background, setting off the hero's wisdom and martial arts invincible, but I really can't watch my grandmother's body being taken away by someone from unknown sources like this, so I have to bite the bullet and say: "That, nine...... Lord Jiudi, how can I say that she is also grandma's only relative, if you want to cremate her, let me go with you, at least let me give her one last ride. ”

After a moment of silence, Jiudi finally nodded slightly. “…… Good. ”

A complicated circle appeared at the foot of me and the Nine Lands, and a burst of silver light flashed, and I left the original place.