"Dad, hahaha, you're finally called Dad!"

'Big Demon King' but seeing the word 'Dad' appear on the screen, he was still calling him as all the players!

"Call you a mother's chicken? Are we called 'Hanging Bomb Heaven' big brother? You deflated calf, just wait to die!"

"That's it, you go eat -!'Big brother is here, and he can kill you with one hand!"

"Yes, yes, kill this little shriveled calf and lose his data!"

"Screw his head off and stick it in!"

At this moment, the whole suit scolded angrily, and the big demon king was stunned.

Xindao: In this server, how can there be a 'hanging bomb sky'? Isn't it 'hanging to the sky'? And how is this person's name a little similar to my 'bombing heaven gang'?

The Great Demon King was puzzled, but he didn't want to At this moment, the crowd separated, and one by one, dressed in pants and bare-fart, divided into two columns, and welcomed Ye Xiuwen in the middle of the road.

The red little name, in a group, is extremely eye-catching, the big demon king, he saw Ye Xiuwen at a glance.

"Shaoga!"

The Great Demon King didn't know why, but he made such an unfriendly sound. On Ye Xiuwen's side, the system's prompt sounded.

"Ding Dong! system scan, the other party is an intermediate VIP customer of the hostile face slapping system!"

"Hostile face-slapping system?" Ye Xiuwen didn't expect that there would be a hostile face-slapping system.

"Ding Dong! Of course, but except for the 'super pretending to be forced to slap the face system' researched by our company, the other companies are all spicy chickens, so please host, pretend to be as much as you like, and torture him to death!"

As soon as Ye Xiuwen heard it, he understood, this is special, his peers are enemies!

"I said, you are the big demon king who forcibly pretended to be forced!"

Ye Xiuwen stepped forward, not wanting the other party to be chanting a spell there!

"I'm going to change my name, I'm going to call it 'Hanging Bomb Heaven', I'm going to call it 'Hanging Bomb Heaven', what's the matter, I can't change my name?"

The big demon king wants to forcibly change his name and pretend to be forced, he doesn't want to change it at all, Ye Xiuwen's system, but the super pretending to be a face-slapping system, is simply forcing the world, who is competing!

"Why? can't you change it, right? You're stupid, it's better to look at Lao Tzu!"

Ye Xiuwen laughed and asked all the younger brothers, "You say, what kind of name should you change to him?"

"Eat-, let him eat-,"

There was another trumpet, with a few more symbols on the name, but it was called 'Taishang'.

Don't ask, this person is the trumpet of 'too'. And since the last time, Ye Xiuwen changed his name for him, he has fallen in love with this name.

"Taishang, Lao Tzu remembers you!" Ye Xiuwen nodded twice and smiled slightly.

"It's Dad! It's Dad! Since the last time, after you taught me, I've changed it for the better, I've uninstalled all the plug-ins, play well, get along with these brothers, and we've built a harmonious home!"

"Okay, okay! That's right, the game is just a game, so why take it so seriously? Even if you're the number one on the whole server, so what?

Don't you know how lonely it is to be invincible?"

When Ye Xiuwen said this, he snapped his fingers, the music started, and suddenly everyone shook according to Ye Xiuwen's rhythm.

"How lonely is invincible, how empty is invincible, alone in the peak, the cold wind keeps blowing,

How lonely is invincible, how empty is invincible, she can't listen to me when she hides in the sky.

My loneliness, endless loneliness"

The audience was singing, and the movements were uniform, all of which were driven by Ye Xiuwen.

"Nima?"

The Great Demon King is so dead at the moment, and his lines have been robbed by others.

"System, system, what's going on? Why can't I change his name?"

"Floor drain! Floor drain! The system can't understand what's going on, I'll call the head office to ask!"

"Hello dear players, your name, has been corrected to 'eat-', your name is very different, I hope you have a good game!"

On the system bar of the Great Demon King, there was an extra GM message in vain, and as a result, his name was really changed to 'eat-'.

"Nima, what's going on? Lao Tzu's name has been changed, it's all changed to 'eat-shit', how can I pretend to be forced?"

"Floor drain! drip leak! The system thinks that the other party must be a higher level than us 'Super Pretending to Slap the Face System', and the system advises the host to run for his life quickly, right?"

"I'll fuck you-fuck the system, I've been pretending to be forced for so many years, is there going to be a coercion or not? Instead, how can I be grassed? This makes Lao Tzu in the future, how can I mix up in the forcing world? What does this make those pretending criminals think? What am I?"

Eat-shit, think about it and think about it, you have to don't reveal your name, otherwise you can't pretend to be forced, but you will be grassed, it will be too embarrassing.

"Who is that? Hurry up and change Lao Tzu's name, otherwise Lao Tzu will blow you up in a while!"

Since it was impossible to pretend to be forced with the help of the system, it was decided to use force to pretend to be forced.

And with the help of force, he is the best, he kills the man, and the woman rapes, anyway, how to pretend to be cool, he pretends to be forced.

So at the moment, eating-shit is going to be forced again, and the pomp is very large.

"Dad, he's going to start killing again, he's pretending not to kill people, he has no taste at all!"

"It's just, this is a person-scum, it's just scum,"

"Dad, you****, exploded his equipment, he robbed us of a lot of equipment,"

"yes, support dad - it's done-him, let's pick up the equipment!"

All gamers, the crowd is excited, if you can drown people with spit, I'm afraid you will eat, and you will have died more than 10,000 times a long time ago.

"Okay, okay! The kids are out of the way, just wait for the gear to be picked up in a moment!"

Ye Xiuwen shrugged his shoulders, and all the trumpets withdrew from the novice village, watching this battle from afar.

"Whew!"

In order to render, the atmosphere at this time, the scene was still windy.

In an instant, the wind struck, and the yellow sand was raging!

"The wind is up, look, the wind is up,"

"Yes, this battle, it is estimated that the server will explode?"

"I'm really looking forward to this big battle! Huh, how do you have melon seeds to eat?"

"Because, I'm a melon eater?"

"Then I'll do it too!"

Saying that, a group of players set up a table in the game, some drank tea, some ate melons, some ate chicken legs, and those who ate noodles, all sat in a circle, waiting for the server to explode!