NO.4 Problem teenager from Lingjiang County (3)
The next morning, Gan Tian, who had just been woken up by his sister, was still sleepy in bed. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Just then, he heard a familiar voice.
"Master, that guy is calling again!" Without thinking about it at all, Gan Tian judged that it was a call from his father. He shook his head vigorously, trying to make himself more sober before picking up his phone and answering it.
"You don't need to explain, I already know what happened yesterday. Before Gan Tian could say a word, he was blocked by the calm Gan Xiangsheng who blocked all possibilities for prevarication.
"Yes, yes. Gan Tian yawned.
Gan Xiangsheng on the other end of the phone smiled and said, "You are almost eighteen years old, and it is indeed normal to have this kind of thought." Speaking of this, Gan Xiangsheng's tone suddenly became serious, "But I still have to warn you not to be fooled by the superficial appearance of things. Sometimes what looks beautiful on the outside is filthy on the inside. ”
"Yes, yes. Gan Tian snorted, and then asked, "So, is there anything wrong with you?"
"Remember I told you before that my indulgence with you was over. Gan Xiangsheng gave Gan Tian a moment to react before continuing: "This time you and Gan Ruo are taking the same class in the same classroom, whether you want to seize this opportunity is your business, and I don't want to interfere too much." But I want to tell you that there are many people in Beichuan Middle School who are members of our family, including your homeroom teacher. Therefore, as a young patriarch, you must show what a patriarch's son should be. Otherwise, you understand the consequences. ”
"Yes, yes, is there anything else?" asked Gan Tian with a yawn. He was greeted by a sound of the phone hanging up. Gan Tian put his phone aside, stretched and wanted to sleep again. In fact, he was not in a very sober state at all just now, and it can be said that Gan Tian at this time was in a state between sober and confused. In this state, Gan Tian does not have any thinking ability, and of course he does not have much memory ability, and his answers to others are like conditioned reflexes, only a few words back and forth. Otherwise, if he changed to Gan Tian in a sober state, he would definitely have to give an enthusiastic greeting first to control the atmosphere.
Gan Tian's body slowly fell backwards, as if the invisible Sandman opened its arms behind him, and greeted his failure to get out of bed with the best dreams. At the last moment, the newly dressed Gan Ruo rushed in with a frown, grabbed Gan Tian's collar, and said loudly: "Brother, if you don't get up, you'll be late!"
Like many times before, Gan Tian was taken back from the Sandman by Gan Ruo's shout, opened his heavy eyelids, and subconsciously responded in his mouth: "Don't pull it anymore, I'll get up right away." ”
After a rather flustered morning, in the bishop's building of Beichuan Middle School, in the classroom of Class 5A of the third year of high school.
“…… I hope that in the future, I can get along with everyone and make progress together. After Shi Shiran said these words, Gan Ruo bowed very politely and walked off the podium amid thunderous applause from everyone. When passing by Gan Tian, who was waiting near the podium, Gan Ruo said softly: "Brother, Dad told you so, you have to show some decent attitude." ”
Gan Tian smiled bitterly and nodded, with Gan Ruo's beautiful jade in front of him, no matter how he looked at it, it was all bricks. However, thinking of his father's entrustment, Gan Tian had to cheer up the spirit of twelve points and give the following students a shining debut.
His classmates sat quietly in the audience, waiting for the next one to appear with a hint of anticipation. At this time, their homeroom teacher, who is also a relative of Gan Tian's family, stepped forward to the stage and said loudly: "Next, let's invite the next classmate, Gan Tian." Everyone is welcome. ”
With a burst of neat applause, the head teacher stepped aside, and Gan Tian, who was wearing a brand new school uniform, walked up slowly. Looking at Gan Tian's steady pace and hidden serious expression, the head teacher breathed a sigh of relief.
When he received Gan Xiangsheng's notice, the head teacher's heart was very happy and excited. The thought that he was about to become the head teacher of the son of the great patriarch made his heart uncontrollable excited. It's the adult's son.,It must be very good.,The head teacher with this idea opened Gan Tian's report card.。 After seeing the miserable score, the head teacher was stunned, is there any mystery in this, and he didn't believe that the patriarch's son would be a waste if he was killed. With this idea, he personally confirmed it with the patriarch, but Gan Xiangsheng just told him that this son was a little disobedient and asked him to help watch it. After hearing what the patriarch said himself, the head teacher was stunned again, and he didn't believe that the patriarch's son would be a problem teenager. The head teacher, who is still not giving up, has waited until now, and he wants to confirm with his own eyes what kind of person the so-called son of the patriarch is.
Now it seems that although the appearance is a little sorry, at least this aura. The head teacher couldn't help but hold his breath and wait for Gan Tian's amazing words. And what happened next proved that he didn't guess wrong, and it was really amazing.
I saw Gan Tian walk to the center of the podium coolly, put on a pose, and laughed three times: "Haha, boys and girls." That's right, a good student is me, I am Gantian! Gantian, Gantian. I have a lot of strengths, but because there are so many, I won't repeat them all here. Also, I'm Ganruo's older brother, and those who want to treat me to dinner are now almost ready to start queuing. Okay, that's it, let's meet again!" After speaking, Gan Tian also learned to bow Gan Ruo, and then stepped off the stage.
It wasn't until today that I realized that there is something very good about madmen. As I said earlier, I can get at least three months of peace. Gan Tian covered his face, looking like he was extremely ashamed, but he was actually snickering.
After Gan Tian's words were finished, the audience suddenly burst into applause, and more people, like their head teacher, fell into a short period of confusion. It's not that they didn't think of the possibility that Gan Tian was deliberately funny, but this is really unprecedented. Looking through the 5,000-year history of civilization in country H, I can't find such a person who dares to say such a thing in front of everyone. I'm afraid that only the poet immortal in Zhongzhou thousands of years ago, 'others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others can't see through', can have such a realm. Modern people have long been trapped by all kinds of rituals and unwritten dogmas, and ask who dares to let go of such wild words.
Looking at the strange behavior of the people around him, Gan Tian, who had returned to his seat, said disdainfully: "I haven't seen the world." ”
Gan Ruo, who was sitting next to him, also covered his mouth and smiled: "Brother, not everyone has seen a madman, let alone everyone dares to learn from him." ”
"Maniac. Gan Tian subconsciously repeated it, thinking that he might never see him again, Gan Tian found that he was faintly a little lost. Without a madman, I don't know if I can find someone who can afford him in this Beichuan Middle School.
At this time, the heart of the head teacher on the stage was undoubtedly broken. "Is he really the patriarch's son?" the question kept lingering in his mind. He couldn't believe what he had seen and heard, but the expressions of the students in the audience who reacted similarly told him that it was all true, that the son of the so-called patriarch was really a troubled teenager who had nothing to do.
'No, I have to trust the patriarch's judgment. Even if the patriarch's son is really a troubled teenager, I have to help the patriarch change the trajectory of his life, and I must not let him become a rich second generation with nothing to do. The head teacher, who finally came back to his senses, secretly made up his mind, he glanced at the students who were not interested, adjusted his mood a little, and walked up to the stage again, and said loudly: "Students, let's welcome the next transfer student, and the last transfer student, Liu Daocheng." ”
"Liu Daocheng, the name sounds a little familiar, who is it?" Gan Tian applauded with his classmates while looking up at the podium. When Gan Tian saw the face of the so-called transfer student, he couldn't help but open his mouth wide in surprise and looked at the familiar and strange teenager in front of him in shock, the madman.
Today's madman took off his white-washed old school uniform and put on a clean and neat black suit, with a mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth, a kind of Taoist rhyme spontaneously emerged. What surprised Gan Tian even more was that the madman who cleaned his face was actually very delicate, and seemed to be a little more handsome than him. Three questions hit Gan Tian's brain, 'Is he really crazy?' Is his real name Liu Daocheng? This guy can't quit his madness, right?'
The madman also walked slowly to the front of the stage and took a pose. The same scene made everyone have a certain premonition in their hearts.
"Wha!" After laughing more violently than Gan Tian, the madman said loudly: "My name is Liu Daocheng, and my nickname is Madman, you can call it according to your preference, I understand." In addition, everyone, although it is the first time we have met, I feel inexplicably kind when I see everyone's faces. I hope that in the next year, I can study hard with you and make progress every day!"
After he finished speaking, there was a brief silence in the audience, followed by a rather enthusiastic applause.
"Is he the madman from our Lingjiang No. 1 Middle School?" Gan Ruo was a little confused by the madman's normal words and deeds.
Gan Tian on the side said with a smile, "The country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change, just wait, I think although he is well-behaved, his principles will not change." ”
On the stage, the head teacher, who was choked by Gan Tian, saw that the madman behaved so normally, and his heart was also much more relaxed. However, in the next second, the mysterious smile on the madman's face became even more weird, he took out a handful of business card-like things from his arms, and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, just now I just introduced my usual identity. Actually, I have another identity that no one else knows. The madman paused here before continuing, "That's right, I'm a Taoist priest. What I hold in my hands at this moment is a powerful talisman written in the blood of living beings. I'm sure all of you have heard of the legend of the god, he is a great god of ghosts, and I am his apprentice. To tell you the truth, recently I watched the sky at night and found that this academy was full of resentment and dark light. In less than ten days, there will be a plague of blood. ”
When talking about the Bloody Light Disaster, the madman's expression was so righteous and awe-inspiring, and he looked like he was giving up on me. The students in the audience, under the influence of his divine chatter, almost covered their mouths and forced a smile.
"Why don't you buy a divine talisman to ward off evil spirits and drive away disasters? This talisman of mine is of good quality and low price, not only can it ward off disasters and ward off evil spirits, but it is also very cheap, only two hundred oceans each. I know that you are all rich people, and you don't care about this little money, so why not have one?"
The students in the audience couldn't hold back any longer, and the laughter poured out like a flood that opened the floodgates, flooding the entire classroom.
"That's enough!" the head teacher, who couldn't stand it anymore, roared, pointed at the madman with one hand, and said to the two security guards he had just called: "Pull the student out of me and send it directly to the academic affairs office." By the way, tell the principal, I can't teach such students!"
Although the head teacher's voice was drowned out by the laughter of his classmates, the two experienced security guards understood what he meant, and they set up the madman and dragged him out.
"Two hundred is not enough, one hundred is fine, if you want to buy it as soon as possible!" the madman who had been dragged away was still shouting unyieldingly.
"Hurry up!" the homeroom teacher roared again, and then he turned around and yelled hoarsely at the smiling students in the audience, "That's enough, shut up!"
With such a roar, the laughter in the classroom finally disappeared. Seeing that the kind-hearted head teacher on weekdays showed such a hideous side, many students stuck out their tongues and honestly shut up. By this time, the madman had already been dragged out of the door, and the classroom was suddenly silent, and even the sound of a needle falling on the ground could be heard clearly. Just when the head teacher coughed a few times and wanted to say something to ease the stagnant atmosphere, the madman actually poked his head out of the door again and shouted to everyone in the classroom: "I also built a forum on the Internet for Taoist priests to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and the account is ............."
Before he could finish speaking, two powerful hands came in from outside the door, grabbed the madman's arms, and dragged him away completely.
The madman's voice continued intermittently for a long time, until the bell rang for the official start of class, and finally disappeared completely. The head teacher wiped his hot face with his cold hand, and let out another breath before he barely allowed his breathing to return to normal.
He leaned his hand on the table and smiled stiffly, "There were some unpleasant episodes just now, but this is over, I hope you can focus on the things in front of you, okay?"
After receiving positive answers from some of the students, the class teacher opened a tutorial book in front of him and said, "Now please turn to page 149 of the book, and let's talk about some basic elementary mathematics." ”