"There are no warlocks around, I'll open a box, and Oye is out of orange!!"

"The Great Secret Realm is open, touch the orange team, don't disturb the warlocks. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

As usual, Li Ming returned to his apartment after work, had a simple dinner, turned on the computer and played the game he had been playing for six years, World of Warcraft. Then he saw this information and burst into tears.

There's no way, his Warcraft profession is a sugar door roll, ah, no, it's a warlock. Ever since Glass Slag opened the Legion Return expansion and added the mechanic of picking up orange outfits randomly. The earth-shattering war drums resounded once again between the Emperor and the Non-Chieftain. But it has nothing to do with him, because the Warlock has become the existence of the Supreme Pope of Africa. There are even rumors that the Warlock I has no orange, and the Warlock has no orange within a radius of 100 yards.

So Li Ming hasn't been able to play a dungeon for a long time, and even the random heroes and the other four teammates will retreat in seconds. If you don't play a copy, the equipment can't be upgraded, and the artifact can't be upgraded, and finally Li Ming gritted his teeth and decided to spend the gold group, however, hehe.

"Boss, what do you need, this team specializes in playing 1-15 layers of big secret realms, all kinds of epic group books. God's enjoyment, the same price as cabbage, what are you a warlock?I'm sorry, boss, your expenses are going to be doubled. ”

After contacting the team named "Spaceship Never Overturns", Li Ming explained the requirements and negotiated the price, but after revealing his profession, he got such an answer.

"Okay, I've got a pre-emptive appointment. Li Ming replied calmly, and then hung up YY. Then he took off his black-rimmed glasses with a trembling left hand.

"This is discrimination!" he slammed his glasses against the table and roared loudly.

"It turned out to be like this, obviously they themselves were not angry, but they said that I was hindering their European spirit. ”

"What are they, the regimental book, the epic book, the hero book, they are all rejecting the warlocks, and now even the consumption of the gold group has to double the remuneration, this group of shameless subordinates, may they be buried under the black soil of black Africa, and never think of getting the orange suit, not even a glance. Ahh

was still venting hysterically, living as imposing as the Führer of 43 years, but suddenly let out a miserable scream. It turned out that he had just broken up and danced, and his movements were too big and he touched the bright orange he put on the computer desk, and he was electrocuted. And then, huh.

The next day, the weather has been dry recently, so residents are advised to be cautious in using electricity. This is him, the last echo of Li Ming left in this world.

Li Ming ended there, but his consciousness or soul did not disappear, and after I don't know how much time has passed, I don't know how many almost impossible coincidences have been experienced, he came to another world and possessed a baby boy who had just frozen to death at the door of the orphanage. And just after he possessed him, he was found and taken away by the nuns of the orphanage.

The baby boy grew up healthy under the care of the orphanage, and Li Ming's memories remained asleep until he was 14 years old, when he woke up from a sleep.

After being in a daze for an hour, Li Ming felt that he should have crossed over. However, after all, he has lived in this world for 14 years, so he does not have that sense of strangeness and disobedience.

After sorting out the memories that have become confusing due to the awakening of the previous life, I know. First of all, he is in the United States, and secondly, he cannot be called Li Ming now, but Evenson Richter. He is a blonde Germanic orphan who grew up in an orphanage.

"In that case, henceforth we will be called Evenson Richter. He accepted the change of his name very calmly, but the reason was not that he said goodbye to his past self or anything like that, it was purely because his current household registration and ID card, as well as a series of insurances, were all registered in this way, and he couldn't explain that a white Germanic man who grew up in an orphanage in the United States would have a Chinese name.

"Except that the ears are not so pointy, he is simply a blood elf. Standing in front of the mirror, Evenson sighed at his current appearance. His physical features are now different from those of other Germanic peoples. First of all, his facial features should be more refined, and then his eyes should be darker, that is, more green.

"Overall not bad. "Evenson is still quite satisfied with his current appearance, after all, he is a handsome young man. He bet that with his current appearance, he would definitely ask the cashier to give him two bottles of soy sauce when he went to the supermarket.

After determining who you are now, and still being a male and a female, and looking good. Elson began to think crankily, after all, it was a crossing, and it was understandable to be a little excited.

"Since it's time to cross over now, then I should have a system now, old man, machine spirit, ancient demon king and the like. Evenson thought with a serious look on his face. According to Zhao Ritian, Long Aotian, Ye Liangchen and other predecessors who can be called the conscience of the industry in the traversal world, as well as the serious legends they left behind, such as [xx against the sky] [xx I am king] and [xx vertical and horizontal xx world], which can be called the documentary manuscripts of the traverser's guide, he should have a system or something, and then he will go to the peak of life with his help, win a lot of white rich beauty, and become a winner in life. He even had a pseudonym in mind for his future adventures, and he called him Doragon, Proud, Skye. However, the ideal is very plump, but the reality is very skinny, and sometimes it may be a white bone spirit.

After trying a series of standard postures such as heart meditation, sitting meditation, five hearts to the sky, and difficult yoga movements, I found that there was no response. Then he tried again, scolding in his heart, babbling nonsense and non-mainstream summoning methods, but it didn't work.

"Alas, it seems that the destiny is not in me, and I am content to live a new life. After the summoning system failed, Evenson decided to accept his fate, but hehe. Just as he was looking up at 45 degrees and pretending to be forced, a thought suddenly appeared in his mind, he had a space to carry around, and immediately mastered how to use it.

"Wowhaha, my fate is up to the sky, I know that I just want to go against the sky, what the hell am I Cao?" Just when Evenson felt that his destiny was added, he should be able to go against the sky soon. God gave this guy who always wanted to push himself back with a heavy hand back punch.

The moment Evenson opened his personal space, a note immediately fell out of it. I don't know what material it's made of.,But it gives people a very awesome feeling.,I feel that the other party is either a true god or a pope or something.,Or throw it into the square.,There will definitely be an ignorant girl screaming and fainting that character.。 However, what is written above, hehe.

"Zheng reaffirmed that this crossing is the foundation of the XX year lottery gift package, definitely not an experimental accident, now this crossing service, and related benefits have been issued at one time, please check yourself in the traverser's carry-on space. In addition, we solemnly declare that the Foundation will not accept all complaints and returns. You have the ability to bite me. -- Philia Void Profiteers (this two words are smeared) consortium.

Looking at the instructions of this special cheat, Evenson was speechless and looked at the sky. But he'd better take a look at what's in his carry-on space first, maybe there's an old man. Then he found out that this was his Warlock's backpack, damn it, what after-sales service, it was simply his own thing.

1,000 gold coins, I knew that I would no longer buy some cards at the auction house, otherwise it would be 200,000 gold coins.

Azeroth National Geographic is a map, which can zoom in and out of all of Azeroth, including the Outlands and Draenor and the Broken Isles, but it is useless to look at it.

The Azeroth Million Treasure Collection, which has an illustrated book of all the things that have appeared in Azeroth, but just look at it, and it doesn't do anything else.

Looking at these two things that are cheating, Evenson seems to be inspired, he heard the will of the great universe, and he said majestically, The prestige of the Philia profiteer group resounded in the void, but it was not in vain.

ps: The Philia Void Consortium is from the novel Hiling Empire, if you are interested, you can take a look, and the respect will be read from the second volume.

P.S. May the men of the Black Magicians be buried under the black soil of sub-Saharan Africa