1 PK failed to die
In a luxurious high-end villa, a handsome guy with an extraordinary temperament sits in front of the computer of the alien card and quickly presses his fingers, not only pressing his hand speed that can no longer be described, if you have to say it, it can only be compared to dancing, and the [Extreme 9] next to the name of the game character just shows the player's superb PK skills. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Finally, after being abused by the protagonist for the 74th time, the other party decisively went offline. "It's rare for someone to last this long, it's a pity. β
(My name is Dugu Zhi, and I am currently at home because of the exclusion of my family, and by chance, I came into contact with "poisoned milk powder", oh no, it should be dnf, and I fell in love with it because of that contact, and showed its strength in the game.) οΌ
Looking at the game characters coming in and out of the room, Dugu Zhi couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Life is really lonely like snow, others say that the high places are not cold, but who can understand the master's desire to watch the cold and bitter scenery in front of him.........γ After waiting for his opponent for a long time, Chi gradually lost his patience, and just as he was about to exit the room, a pk level 10 novice named 'Abuse' entered the room and pressed his preparation. οΌ...... Zhi looked at the tease in front of him speechlessly, and thought: Even if you are in the Freedom Channel, you don't have to beg for abuse like this! However, since you are sincerely begging for abuse, hehe, let my brother be merciful and satisfy you! Hahahaha...
Ten minutes later...
"Woo, when is the newcomer so awesome, no, I must torture him to death. Try my other number, I don't believe I can't torture you. β
An hour later...
Wisdom - Your sister, you can't be the reincarnation of a god (menstrual disease)!
Abuse - Want to know the secret?
Chiβ(β_β) Please tell me why you are so awesome!// Kneel
Abuse - the secret is ......
Chi-mmmm, that's (β_β)!
Abuse - DNF plug-in encyclopedia
"Bang !!"
Abuse - hey, why did you suddenly go offline?
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is comic news. At 59:74 this afternoon (note: because I don't know the specific time, I can only imagine it at will in this program group), a huge explosion occurred in a villa in Zhun (Huai) Hai. The chairman of the Dugu consortium (if there is any similarity, it is purely a coincidence) in this incident - oh, no, it was his son in this accident, oops, no, it was his son, no, he himself died in this accident, and the father of the deceased was also at the scene. Let's comfort this father, uh, who endured the pain and greeted the reporter with a smile. (Photographer: Damn, smile so brightly, comfort a fart!) "Mr. Dugu, we deeply regret this incident...... "No, no, no, don't regret, as soon as that kid dies, his property will be mine, hahahahahahahaha............ That's the main takeaway from this news, thank you all for listening, and we'll see you next time.
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Zhi's soul floated beside his corpse, helplessly looking at the scene in front of him, death is not terrible, what is terrible is the appearance of the various faces of relatives after death. Zhi stood beside him and looked up to the sky and shouted, 'Hehe, I think I am a wise life, but because of a moment of anger, I lost my life, sad, alas!'. "Hey, that ghost, don't scream, don't look at it, yes, that means you" Niu Tou came to Dugu Zhi's side, glanced at the information in his hand, and then said a little helplessly, "Dugu Zhi is! I just read your book of life and death, originally because of your merits in this life, you can live to be 250 years old, but, hey, now there is a good saying, it is called, 'If you don't die, you won't die.'" nozuo, nodie!'"
Looking at the bull head in front of him, Zhi was speechless, and the ghosts of his feelings are so avant-garde now. But speechlessness is speechless, and what should be asked is ultimately to be asked. "That bull-headed brother, I have done good deeds all my life, and you also say that I have immeasurable merits, is it too unscientific to die so early, I should be resurrected!"
"Damn, you didn't take medicine this morning, you still took the wrong medicine and took the brain fragments as medicine, people can't be resurrected after death, you don't understand such a classic truth, ah!"
Looking at the angry bull head, Zhi was helpless. Just when he thought he was going to go to the underworld with Niu Tou, Ma Mian on the side patted Zhi's shoulder (don't ask me how Ma Mian appeared, saying that Niu Tou and Ma Mian should have been dispatched together). "Sao Nian, don't be sad, in fact, you still have a big turnaround!"
Zhi pursed his lips and asked casually, "What kind of turnaround? Could it be that the Jade Emperor Sama wants me to be the king of Hades?"
"No, no, no! The so-called turning point is the new 'Virtual World Lifetime Tour' that retains memories launched by Difu! By the way, I will also send you three wishes! β
Ignoring the suffix of Ma Mian's cuteness, Zhi asked suspiciously, "Virtual world, is the anime world or the game world included?" Ma Mian nodded in agreement. "Really?" Chi touched his chin, "Then I'll choose the world of DNF." β
Hearing Zhi's choice, Ma Mian's face showed a look of embarrassment. "Well, this may not work, due to technical reasons at this stage... Uh, no. Due to the prefectural administration... Uh, that's not right either. Because, because ...... "couldn't come up with a good lie, Ma Mian looked at Zhi helplessly, and saw Zhi's expression of "You are an idiot", Ma Mian decisively gave up and continued to make up lies, and immediately confessed the reason, "Alas, I'll tell you the truth, in fact, the reason is that Niu Tou and I only have the right to send you to the anime world, and the game world is not under our control!"
Hearing Ma Mian's frank words, Zhizhi reluctantly accepted, "Okay, since that's the case, then choose one of the worlds you can send to at random!" And my three wishes are: 1. Have a warm home. I don't want to be born into a cold family again. Second, don't have a pit son's father. It's best not to have it like the tease over there. 3. I have to have a friend who is on par with me to be a strong rival. I haven't seen the scenery from above, how can I understand the loneliness in my heart. Okay, the wish is over, then the two brothers, sprinkle that......."
Looking at the gradually disappearing wisdom, Ma Mian sighed for a while, "What a simple wish, sure enough, after reading too much, I feel that such a sassy year is really rare." What do you think, bull head?"
"Well, this PokΓ©mon world is really suitable for him. β
"Oh, then send him to the PokΓ©mon World!"
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Kanto region, Shinshin Town
"Wow~~~~" With the sound of crying, the birth of the protagonist was completely announced.
"Hanako, thank you for your hard work. Looking at the haggard woman on the bed, the man soothed softly.
Hanako shook her head, looked at the child in the man's arms with a concerned expression, and said, "It's okay, how is the child?"
Seeing Hanako's slightly excited appearance, the man smiled, "He's a healthy boy! He must be a great man when he grows up!"
"Is that right?Since you say so, then let's call him Chi!Chi-chan, call Mom~Mom~"
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Listening to the conversation of the people around him, Zhi said that his IQ was in a hurry. Obviously I have learned Japanese, but learning is not the same as learning, and I don't know much about the content of the conversation between the two, but I vaguely know that my name is still Zhi. But that's not the point, enjoying the love of my parents, I can't help but think "Is this my future family?"