Chapter XVII. Eve Budgan Neku Maudchuan
What Fang Ze said was that he was very powerful and confident, if he was left in the werewolf killing bureau, maybe he would be able to incite everyone to throw the true prophet away, but because the product profile made by the system for the photon elf was too magical, no one believed him. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Fang Ze originally wanted to adjust the crooked Mai so that the person who ridiculed him before could speak again, but when he raised his eyes, the audience in the live broadcast room was mocking him in the computer screen.
"Zuo Zuo, is your cousin not past the age of secondary two? ”
"It's so creative to also sell elves, it's even more powerful than selling gourd babies online. ”
"Big cousin, you turn those few down, five or six hundred, I will go to the next order, and one will be regarded as supporting Zuozuo. ”
"Don't say six hundred, I won't buy sixty, I don't pay any IQ tax for no reason. ”
Hey, don't believe me!
Fang Ze was also angry when he saw the barrage, and smashed the box containing the photon spirit on the table with a bang.
"Brother Fang Ze, don't be angry. Wu Xiaoxi quickly stood up and wanted to reach out to close the live broadcast.
"It's fine. Fang Ze stopped Wu Xiaoxi, and then changed the name of the room in Wu Xiaoxi's live broadcast room from 'Zuozuo Live Thirty-day Anniversary' to 'Live Elf Unboxing' with his mouse.
"Big cousin playing really?"
"I guess there really are elves. ”
"My cousin on the left is so confident, I'm a little square. ”
Fang Ze moved the microphone a little towards himself, and then said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "For the time being, I will borrow my cousin's live broadcast room to bring you an elf's unboxing test to prove that my cousin never lies." ”
Wu Xiaoxi was completely helpless at this time, so she had to stand aside, give up the position in front of the computer to Fang Ze to perform, and then thought about how to end up for her cousin for a while.
'Bet on, bet, I pressed a spicy strip to support my cousin on the left to be able to open a pokemon on the spot. ’
'Your bet in front of you is too small, I will press the 100 billion coins issued by the Heaven and Earth Bank. ’
'What is the mentality of everyone, dare to take out such a small bet, if Cousin Zuo can drive the elf, I will broadcast the passion battle of the fifth electric fan. ’
'If you're such a dick, why don't you stuff the yellow eel.' ’
'Stuffed yellow eel, you're really enough for 2333 in front. ’
Seeing that the barrage in the live broadcast room was crooked, Fang Ze no longer wasted time, untied his key from his waist, and then used the key head to cut open the wide tape pasted on the box.
After the tape is cut open, the square will remove the carton from the left and right directions. Then the contents were revealed.
For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room didn't care about playing word games, and all stared at the screen quietly.
What if this guy does come out with a pixie?
The box had been opened, Fang Ze left the box still on the ground, took out the contents of the box and put it on the table.
It is a small bird's nest-like house carved out of brown wood, and it is the standard elf room that the system uses for the photon elves to live. Because Fang Ze was a little slower when he unpacked the box, everyone saw this small house very early, and they all thought it was a wood carving product, and they immediately cried out in disappointment.
'What, what about my little elf, why is my big elf in a box gone?'
'Cousin, the elves, there's only one wooden house. ’
"What's in front, the elf must be staying in the cabin." ’
"Is it possible that the elves are still invisible, so you can't see them even if you open the cabin?"
This routine is so familiar, I remembered the scam of selling gourd babies on the Internet again. ’
Fang Ze was not in a hurry to pay attention to the group of people in the live broadcast room at this time, anyway, the boxes had already been opened, and the next thing left was to take out the elves.
The lid of the bird's nest-like cabin was opened, and the huddled photon elf slowly flew out of the cabin, knowing that it was at the same height as the computer's camera.
At this time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room was due to Fang Ze's change of the name of the live broadcast room, and some people who did not know the truth were also attracted to the crowd.
'This is an elf? really, it's very similar to the elves of the Night Elves in Warcraft. ’
Indeed, the appearance of the Photon Elves bears a striking resemblance to the Peasant Elves of the Night Elves in the Enchanted Night.
However, there are a few significant differences. The elves in the game of Warcraft are standing with a human face, and their whole body is composed of light and shadow forms.
Photon sprites, on the other hand, only have a simple face like an emoji expression, and then have long fluff on the outside that allows them to absorb water.
Wu Xiaoxi looked at the photon elf and was very curious, of course she wouldn't believe that this thing was really an elf, but looking at the appearance, it was really magical, could it be a high-tech product?
Wu Xiaoxi stretched out his hand to grab the photon elf, but after seeing Wu Xiaoxi stretching out his hand, the photon elf automatically flew over slowly, and then landed in Wu Xiaoxi's palm SH Ping City In this season, it is the most humid, basically every three or five is rainy and rainy. Often, the clothes are not dry, and the underwear is worn.
So the humidity in Wu Xiaoxi's house is very heavy, which makes people feel very cold sometimes.
But after the photon elf was released from the cabin, Wu Xiaoxi felt that the humidity in the room began to drop rapidly, and soon stabilized at a comfortable temperature.
"So amazing!?" Wu Xiaoxi touched the photon elf, although the photon elf couldn't make a sound, but still twisted his body in response to Wu Xiaoxi.
Wu Xiaoxi hurriedly told the audience in the live broadcast room how she felt, and recommended that if the place of residence is too humid, you can buy one back.
'Believe it or not, how can you accompany your cousin to deceive people. ’
Although the audience in the live broadcast room was quiet for a while after the photon elf appeared, they immediately found various reasons and began to fight back against Fang Ze.
It's a big hairy balloon, and it looks like an elf. ’
"Yes, yes, the product detail page also says that it can suck haze, show one for us to see." ’
Photon sprites can indeed absorb haze, but this is based on places where haze is severe. If it was in the imperial capital at this time, Fang Ze would definitely turn on the outdoor live broadcast every minute for this group of people to see, but although there is also haze in Haiping City, it is not serious, at least not to the extent that it can be directly observed by the eyes.
Pregnant!
Fang Ze stood up and walked to Wu Xiaoxi's windowsill. There were several pots of flowers there, and Fang Ze grabbed a large handful of dried soil from the pots, and then walked back again.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw that Fang Ze grabbed a large handful of soil, and they didn't know why, and they couldn't understand what Fang Ze was going to do.
Fang Ze grabbed the soil with one hand, twisted the camera with the other, and let the camera point at Wu Xiaoxi.
Wu Xiaoxi suddenly stretched out a bad feeling, "Cousin, what are you going to do, don't mess around." ”
"In order to prove that I didn't deceive people, I can only grieve Xiaoxi and sacrifice you, good. ”