Chapter 19: This person's clarity is different from ours
Unpacking the box and opening the lid of the cabin, Lu Chengxiang took out the photon elf from inside. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
This little guy is almost the same as the elf that Lu Chengxiang saw from the live broadcast room on the left and left, they are all fluffy like a ball, and at first glance they feel quite cute.
This season is really the worst time in Shimen City, the buses are basically free all the time, and the pollution index often bursts. HB has frequent orange warnings and occasional red warnings in other places, while Shimen City has frequent red warnings and occasional orange warnings.
The people who can survive in Shimen City are reincarnated in the last life of the general urban vacuum cleaner, after all, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou do not believe in tears, Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai do not dry quilts, Liaojihe does not believe in drunkenness, Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei You have to have a good lung.
Lu Chengxiang went out with the photon elf in his arms, ready to go out to test whether the photon elf could absorb the haze. As soon as I put on my shoes, the phone that hit my pants pocket began to vibrate, and a call came in.
Lu Chengxiang swiped the screen of his mobile phone and found that his roommate Wenbo called, so he connected the phone.
"Hey, Shoko, where are you, come out and do me a favor. Wenbo's tone was very impatient, and Lu Chengxiang asked who he was fighting. "What's wrong, got into a fight with someone else?"
"it, it's a big smog day, it's the person who wants to fight with someone and you have to see it first. Hurry up and come out to the back garden and help me find a girlfriend. ”
Burst. Lu Chengxiang's face is full of black question marks, looking for a girlfriend?
Feeling that his roommate is planning to take advantage of the cover of the haze to find a beautiful passer-by to knock him out and carry him back to the dormitory?
Wait, no, I remember that I recently talked about a female ticket from the art department, and she has left the group.
Lu Chengxiang was about to ask in detail, but Wenbo explained, "I made an appointment with the female ticket I talked about to meet in the back garden, but now the smog is too big, and I am especially myopic without glasses, and I can't find my girlfriend now." ”
"Call, you're stupid!"
"I called, and her roommate picked it up, and her roommate said that her phone was left in the dormitory. Hurry up and help me find it, now there are only ten minutes left before the appointment time, she has a bad temper, if I can't find her again, I guess my buddy will have to return to the group. ”
"Isn't it good to return to the group?How do people like you find a girlfriend?!"
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, under the locust tree in the third lesson of the east entrance of the back garden, I'll wait for you, buddy's happiness depends on you, please eat a big plate of chicken when you're done." ”
Wenbo hung up the phone as he spoke, and Lu Chengxiang hurriedly went out with the photon elf in his arms.
After all, it's a dormitory, and if this guy rejoins the group, he has to shake the bed every day, which affects the sleep of other people.
In other words, Wenbo is also a slut, six or seven hundred myopia, but he never wears glasses when he goes out, for fear of affecting his appearance.
Last winter, the smog directly shrouded the entire campus, and it was impossible to see the faces of the people opposite from a distance of more than ten meters, and the teaching buildings of the entire campus were directly shrouded in fog, as if they were collectively relocated to the heavenly court.
The four people in the dormitory went out to class together, and halfway through, Zhu Longlong, the boss of the dormitory, turned his head, but found that Wenbo was gone!
Later, I found out that this guy was so hazy that his eyes were short-sighted, and he was actually lost while walking! What's even more annoying was that the building where they were taking classes was Experimental Building No. 4, and this guy walked directly to Building No. 2 and broke into the classroom of the human nursing class, and was almost stripped naked by the group of little nurses who thought it was a volunteer who came to be a mannequin to study his body.
The loss of his roommate made Lu Chengxiang's 412 dormitory famous in the school, Lu Chengxiang didn't want this guy to lose his girlfriend again, then the entire dormitory probably wouldn't have the face to go out to meet people.
Lu Chengxiang walked downstairs quickly with the photon elf in his arms, and when he walked out of the dormitory gate, a scene of war fog in the fallen tower came to his face.
Anyway, if you look in all directions, under the white sky, there is a thick haze, if you are a senior MOBA gamer, your first reaction in your heart must be, where is the death to assist you, quickly plug in the eyes of Lao Tzu to light up the map!
But fortunately, Lu Chengxiang was used to it, and he walked quickly towards the back garden with the photon elf in his arms.
At this time, the photon elf in his arms began to emit a faint faint light, with Lu Chengxiang as the origin, all the haze in a radius of two meters was sucked away by the photon elf in an instant, making the air return to normal in an instant.
Lu Chengxiang, who was walking briskly, didn't notice this, because the dormitory building is a long pedestrian street from the back garden of the school, and many nearby residents usually come to this street for a walk.
Lu Chengxiang, who was holding the photon elf, instantly became a scenery on the street, and he got a 100% return rate.
In fact, if you walk on a long street with a dense view of less than ten meters, looking at the surrounding environment is like an AV picture, vague, at this time, a person walking in front of you, with a super clear effect, even if he looks ugly, you have to look back and take a closer look.
Lu Chengxiang is now the one who has its own ultra-clear effect in a group of AV images.
The mother of a ten-year-old boy was just in front of Lu Chengxiang's route, and when the little boy saw Lu Chengxiang walking with a super clear picture, he immediately grabbed his mother's hand, pointed at Lu Chengxiang and said, "Mom, this brother has different clarity from us!"
'The style of painting is different?' Lu Chengxiang looked at the clothes he was wearing today. A polo shirt, isn't that weird?
But at this time, he couldn't take care of much, Lu Chengxiang walked quickly around a street corner, came to the east entrance of the back garden, and sure enough, he saw his stupid roommate Wenbo under the locust tree in the third lesson.
"Here!" Lu Chengxiang shouted, and walked briskly towards Wenbo.
"Brother, have you changed the display screen?" Wenbo immediately exclaimed exaggerated when he saw Lu Chengxiang.
"What do you mean?" Lu Chengxiang didn't understand Wenbo's ridicule about his clarity.
"You look at you, and then look around. Do you bring your own air purifier, how come there is no smog around. ”
Lu Chengxiang only then noticed that in the middle of the surrounding AV quality, his ultra-high definition stood out from the crowd.
This photon elf really works!
Lu Chengxiang said to Wenbo, "Brother, your girlfriend is saved!"
"Phew, your girlfriend is hopeless, hurry up and help me recognize so many beauties wearing masks in this garden, which one is my girlfriend." ”
Lu Chengxiang didn't mind Wenbo's broken mouth, and quickly picked up the photon elf in his arms, and then said to the photon elf, "Little guy, can you understand me and help me disperse the haze around here?"
As soon as Lu Chengxiang's words fell, the photon elf slowly floated to a distance of about two meters high, and then the fluff on his body shook rapidly, and Wenbo and Lu Chengxiang immediately felt as if a huge whale was sucking water.
Wow!
As if you're knocking down the tower, your teammates plug in an eye for you, instantly letting you see the hero who is on the opposite side of the jungler. It's like when you hit lol, all the heroes on the opposite side disappeared, and your family's auxiliary divination orb instantly lit up the five enemy remnant heroes who stole the big dragon in the big dragon pit.
At this moment, the world was brightened.
Wenbo turned his head and found that three meters away from him, a little girl who had been standing there, wearing a mask and waiting for someone, was not his female ticket?!
Thank you teammates for intervening! At this moment, Wenbo was moved and almost wanted to cry, the hardest thing in life is probably to find your other half in the hazy city.