Chapter 11 Envelope and Candy Appreciation Conference

Note: I'm going to complain about the original book at this point. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Ah Xu listened to the statements of Nagato, Asahina, and Furuquan in order. After listening to each paragraph, Ah Xuan felt that his worldview had been greatly impacted - and then Tanigawa Ryu would arrange for Asahina to send a benefit to Ah Xuan to relieve his body and mind. So it has become a cycle of destroying the worldview, giving welfare, destroying the worldview, and giving welfare. Okay, we just ruined the worldview in the previous chapter, now let's hand out the benefits. No matter what the world is, no matter what unfolds, the benefits are the same.

When I returned to the club classroom, I found Asahina standing in her underwear.

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Asahina, who was holding a ruffled apron in her hand, looked at me stunned in place with her hands on the doorknob with wide eyes, and then her mouth slowly opened, looking like she was about to scream.

"I'm sorry. ”

Before she could say anything, I retracted my stepped foot and quickly closed the door. Thankfully, I was able to avoid her screams.

Really, I should have knocked on the door first. No, if you want to change your clothes, you should lock the door!

While considering whether to move the white nude that he had just seen to the long-term memory area of his brain for storage, there was a small knock on the other side of the door: "It's time to come in......"

"I'm sorry. ”

"It's okay......"

I looked at Katyusha on top of Asahina's head, who opened the door for me with her head bowed, and apologized to her. I saw her face flushed slightly and said:

"Really, I always let you see my disgraceful side......"

I don't mind at all!

It seems that she listened to Kasuga's words and obediently put on that maid outfit. It's so cute!

Could it be that this is already counted as a mission from the Lord God? If you don't wear a maid's costume, you will be wiped out? What, isn't my impression of the Lord God greatly changed?

If I continue to look at Asahina like this, I'm afraid that the pictures I just saw will ferment in my mind and evolve in a bad direction. So, I mobilized all my reason to meet the annoying desires, quickly sat down in the regimental commander's seat, and turned on the computer.

When I looked up when I noticed that someone was looking at me, I noticed that Nagato Yuki was looking at me in a rare way. She pushed her glasses and turned her gaze back to the book. The action is still barbaric!

I started the html editor and called up the club's homepage file, and wanted to change the unchanged page, but I didn't know how to start. In the past, I thought that updating the web page was just a waste of time, and sighed and closed the file, but now it is so hot that Othello is tired of playing chess, and I have to find something else to do!

Just when I crossed my hands on my chest and helplessly **, suddenly someone put a cup of hot tea in front of me. When I looked up, I saw that Asahina, who was dressed as a maid, was smiling and holding a tray in front of me, looking like a real maid.

"Thank you. ”

Although I had just asked Furuizumi to drink a soda, I was grateful to take the hot tea.

Asahina then brings the hot coffee to Nagato, who seems to know that Nagato likes to drink coffee. I saw her carefully bring the coffee to Nagato's side, like a schoolboy who went to the zoo to feed the tiger. I said, does Nagato look that scary?

I sat in the club classroom and watched the expressionless girl and the cute girl interact.

As a result, on that day, Haruhi did not go to the club classroom.

"Why didn't you come yesterday? Didn't you say you were going to have a reflection meeting?"

As usual, I turned my head before the class meeting to talk to Haruhi who was sitting behind me.

With his chin propped up on the table, he lay on the table and said with an impatient expression:

"I'm already done with the introspection meeting by myself!"

After asking, I found out that after school yesterday, Spring Day walked the same road on Saturday alone.

"I'm afraid that something will be missed, so I feel more at ease to go and see it again. ”

I always thought that only the criminal police would think that the suspect would return to the scene, and it seems that I was mistaken!

"It's dying hot. When is the season going to change? I really want to wear short sleeves sooner. ”

The season will change in June. And there is only one week left in May to end.

"Liang Gong, maybe I've already said it before, I still want to advise you to give up looking for those mysterious things that are impossible to find as soon as possible, and live like an ordinary high school student!"

Instantly raised his head and glared at me...... I thought she would be like this, but I didn't expect Haruhi to just stick her face on the table. It seems that she is really tired.

"What kind of life is it to live like an ordinary high school student?"

Her voice didn't sound interested at all.

"Just find a good man quickly! If you want to go for a walk to find a traverser, a superpower, you can walk around the city with him! Isn't this a good way to kill two birds with one stone? And you don't lack boys' pursuits. As long as you hide your weird personality, you can get a boyfriend in no time. ”

The so-called love is just a momentary confusion and a kind of mental illness. ”

In fact, you have a mental illness, and there is a problem in the cerebral cortex.

Kasuga leaned back on the table, looked out the window, and said weakly:

"Actually, I feel that way occasionally. After all, I'm a healthy girl, and my body sometimes has needs. But I'm not stupid enough to carry a lot of trouble for the sake of momentary confusion. And if I'm busy with boys, what about the SOS group? I've just started it!"

To be honest, it's not even a founding!

"Then change to a fun club, which will make it easier to recruit members. ”

"Don't. ”

Kasuga refused.

"I founded the SOS group because I thought the ordinary club was too boring, and I also let Asahina, a cute cutie and a mysterious transfer student, join! Why is nothing happening? Alas, it's almost time for a weird incident to happen, right?"

It's the first time I've seen Haruhi look so depressed, but her fragile expression is cute. She looks so cute like her, and it's pretty even if she doesn't smile, and the more I think about it, the more I feel pity. Later, in the morning class, Haruhi was almost asleep. Miraculously, the teacher didn't even notice it...... I said, this teacher can't be a spy or an observer under the agency!

No, it must be just a coincidence.

As soon as I got out of class, I said I wasn't feeling well and went home. I couldn't help but get excited after I was so careful to make sure she was really gone. If the spring is not there, then my afternoon will be free. Wouldn't that be able to go on an appointment with Asakura-san? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

I decided to go to the club classroom first. If you go back to work too early and wait for Asakura, you might be aware of something by that Taniguchi. I annoyed the way he kept saying, "But please wait until no one is in the classroom," with a hideous expression. Anyway, kill some time before walking back to the classroom to take a peek and make sure there's really no one inside. Well, a super perfect battle plan!

I walked alone and walked to the door of the club classroom. This time, I finally didn't forget to knock on the door.

"Please come in. ”

After confirming that it was Asahina's voice, I reached out and opened the door. Although I've seen it many times, her maid dress is really pitiful!

"You're so slow, what about Ryomiya-san? I prepared flower tea for her. ”

Looks like she's making hot tea again!

"She went back, and she seemed to be very tired today. If you want to get revenge on her, take advantage of it now, she looks very weak at the moment. ”

"I'm not going to do that kind of thing!

We sat facing each other and drank tea in the classroom where Nagato was concentrating on reading. It seems that the same club that had no purpose before has been resumed.

"Hasn't Gu Quan come yet?"

"Gu Quan has just come, and he said that he has to work today, so he will go back first. ”

What kind of work does that guy do? Didn't that guy say that he was a civil servant, and what kind of treatment and what kind of military rank he enjoyed? What kind of work did he do?

"Oh, by the way, he left this to you. ”

Asahina handed me an envelope, which I opened to see a stack of money. It seems that the reimbursement was just mentioned yesterday, and the money was sent today.

It is 2,000 yen in total.

If you think about it, the drink for one person is 500 yen, so Suzumiya, Asahina, Nagato and Furuizumi are a total of four people, and it is exactly 2,000 yen. Congratulations, Coca-Cola.

I said, didn't you not reimburse me for my share at all!

I wanted to throw the envelope aside, but I couldn't resist the temptation of money. No way, male high school students are such pathetic creatures!

Since I didn't know what to do, I chatted with Asahina and played Othello. After I had won three games, Asahina had a prostrated look on his face and was so frustrated that we stopped playing chess and went online to read the news. It was at this moment that Nagato suddenly closed the book. Lately, we've taken her as a sign of the end of the club event (although we don't know what it is), so everyone present began to pack up their things and get ready to go home.

"I still have to change my clothes, you go first. When I heard Asahina say this, I rushed out of the club classroom first.

The clock is pointing to half-past five, and there must be no one in the classroom! I took a deep breath in the deserted hallway. Because the classroom is covered with frosted glass, I can't see what is going on inside, but I know that the setting sun has stained the room orange. As if nothing had happened, I opened the door of the fifth class of the year, pulled the door, and peeked inside.

Sure enough, Asakura was the only one left in the classroom.

"It's so slow!"

Asakura said with a smile. She gently flicked her long, neat straight hair, and stepped down from the podium. The slender legs and white indoor shoes peeking out from under the pleated skirt look so conspicuous. She stopped in the middle of the room and smiled and waved at me.

"Come in!"

I was holding the sliding door in my hand, and I walked towards her as if I was attracted by that movement.

"That...... What the hell is going on?"

Asakura smiled happily, then walked to the door behind me and delicately locked the door.

"Ahh Sometimes I think you're such an interesting person. I'm starting to understand why Suzumiya-san's interest in you is also coming to pass. ”

"Ah...... It's been said a lot lately. ”

"I'm interested in you myself, or I'm attracted to you. Asakura said, "Basically, I can roughly guess what the average person is thinking by their expressions and atmosphere. But sometimes you act more than I expected and give me a sense of surprise...... It's like that kind of candy, so no matter what time you eat it, it's a novelty. You remember that sugar!"

Ah, of course yes, of course yes. Today isn't going to be a candy appreciation meeting.

"Ah, really, I even said that I was going to hold an appreciation meeting!"

Asakura couldn't straighten up with a smile.

Is it that funny?

Asakura sat me down, and then she sat across from me, and then she sat across from me. I saw her hold up a piece of candy and put it in front of my eyes.

"Ah Xu, do you know where this candy came from?"

Did you buy it at Papabubble?

"Not really. Asakura shook his head, "This is the fourth sulfur made with her own abilities." ”

Hey, why did you also say the fourth one or something. And what about ability?

"To put it simply, the fourth sulfona comprehended an ability to manipulate 'reincarnation' during the fourth cosmic boom cycle. The so-called reincarnation can be understood as a change in the time scope. From birth to death, from death to life, this is reincarnation. It was also in the fourth cosmic boom cycle that I, the Sulfona, finally surpassed the average life form. ”

I watched in amazement as words like "cosmic boom cycle" and "reincarnation" popped out of Asakura's mouth.

I said, you can't be Nagato. You're pretending to be your sister to play a prank on me......

"I said, Ah, even if I say that, you don't understand it at all. Asakura pursed his lips suddenly, "So, you can't see the reincarnation contained in this sugar at all." So, I really want you to feel it for yourself......"

As soon as it was too late, Asakura's right hand, which was not holding the candy, suddenly flashed, and a metallic light swept past where my neck had been. Asakura, who had a gentle smile on his face, wielded a terrifying blade like an army bayonet in his right hand. I was lucky to be able to dodge her first blow. Because I was so frightened that I rolled out of my chair. I struggled to escape, but the strap of my bag got tangled around my feet.

"Ahh

"No kidding! alright, let's put down that terrible thing!"

"Do you think I'm joking?"

Asakura said in a very cheerful tone, and it didn't seem like it was real at all. If you think about it, if you meet a high school girl who laughs and threatens her with a knife, it will be really terrifying! So Luo, you should know how scared I am now.

It's all just a joke, as long as I'm serious, I'll be deceived. I kept telling myself that, after all, it was unbelievable. Because Asakura doesn't go crazy when he encounters a predicament on weekdays, and even in class, he doesn't like to talk much, and he is a serious and responsible squad leader! How could he take a knife and say that he wants to kill me! However, if the knife is real, I will be splattered with blood on the spot as long as I can't dodge it.

Asakura slashed my arm lightly with his knife, and blood slowly spilled out.

"Come, Ah Xu, laugh. Because they're kidding right now!"

How can this be laughed!

Even I can understand that Asakura is real this time.

Someone! Hurry! Who's coming!

I shouted for help outside, but no one responded. There was no way, everyone was gone when I came to the classroom. Now I have to wait for the security guards to check if the classroom door is locked, but will I really survive that time?

Asakura squatted down beside me with a smile, pressed my head with his hand, and plunged the knife into my abdomen. I felt numb at first, and then my whole body convulsed. The sensation was so strong that I didn't know if it was pain or burning. Words hit my brain as I gasped for air, only to find a rust-like taste in my mouth.

I watched as a large pool of red blood flowed beneath me. I wanted to call for help, but I couldn't shout out loud. That's when I realized I might be dying. I don't know why, I don't think about my father and mother, or my sister or classmate in my mind right now. I think back to the strange candy I had eaten before, and I think the feeling I'm experiencing now is somewhat similar to that candy.

"Looks like you've finally got it. The so-called reincarnation is the product of the merging of the beginning and the end, and you can now appreciate half of it. ”

"You...... Are you doing this just to prove it to me?"

I asked with difficulty.

Asakura tilted his head slightly.

"Basically, I like you very much, because you're a very interesting person, and I don't get bored at all when I'm with you. What's more, you have a good relationship with Suzumiya. Although I don't know what the cool palace looks like in your eyes. But after meeting me, the cool palace was like a stone in a latrine, smelly and hard. It's not a conversation with her at all. But it's all because of Ah Xu, and the spring is becoming more cheerful little by little, and his expression has become cute......"

"Then why are you ......?"

"So, if a good man like you dies...... Asakura said with a smile, "Suzumiya-san, I can't think of it at all." ”

What is this person talking about?

"Ah Xu, let me tell you. Asakura said rhythmically as he wanted to thrust a dagger into my abdomen, "I, what I hate the most, is, fate." If the world is bound by the so-called truth, fate, and root truth, I would rather die. I'm not like that fool at Nagato, she believes that she can become a god just by reading Haruhi Suzumiya. But I don't think so. Only by presupposing and manipulating beyond the principle of the root cause can we no longer be a chess piece. In the universe of the cool palace, there is absolutely no scene where you die. What if I let you die? It's exciting to think about!"

I stared blankly at Asakura and laughed happily.

"Who the hell are you?"

"Who am I?"

Sulfona said with a smile, then changed her expression again. It was a look of surprise, and with that expression, Sulfona continued, "Who am I?" After that, there is a sad expression, a slightly impatient expression, a cold expression, a focused expression, an angry expression, a crying and laughing expression, a kind expression, a gentle expression, a happy expression, a sad expression, a shy expression, a sad expression, a murderous expression, a serious expression, a proud expression, a lost expressionβ€”

"I don't know who I am!" Asakura, with tears and smiles on her face, grabbed me by the collar and asked, "I say, Mr. Ash." Nagato has introduced me to you, what did she say? She must have told you who I am! Tell me, Mr. Ash, who am I? Please!"

My Adam's apple was up and down, and I just wanted to get away from her as soon as I could.

She was completely hopeless.

Then, the expression on Asakura's face suddenly returned to normal.

"Mr. Axu, you must think I'm crazy. No, because I know who I am now. Asakura leaned on top of me, drawing circles on my chest with her slender fingers, "I'm Macbeth now." Have you heard the story of Macbeth?"

I know, after hearing Asakura mention this, I went back and checked the information.

General Macbeth, the cousin of King Duncan of Scotland, returns from fighting the king's rebellion and defending against invasion when he encounters three witches on the way. The witch told him some prophecies and hidden words that he would become king, but that he would have no heirs to inherit the throne, but that the descendants of his colleague General Bancor would become king. Macbeth is an ambitious hero who, at the instigation of his wife, murders Duncan and becomes king. In order to hide his eyes and ears and prevent others from seizing the throne, he killed Duncan's bodyguards, Banquo, and the wife and children of the nobleman Macduff. Fear and suspicion make Macbeth more and more ghostly and cold. Lady Macbeth died insanely, and Macbeth was not sad in the slightest. In the midst of the rebellion, Macbeth was beheaded in the face of a siege by Duncan's son, Malcomm, and the English reinforcements he had invited.

"Ah, Mr. Ash, you're awesome, it looks like you've gone back to do your homework!" Asakura said with a smile, "I'm Macbeth now." I'm very dissatisfied with this world dominated by Haruhi Suzumiya, but I can't really fight against fate, which is Haruhi Suzumiya. I feel miserable, painful, ......painful, It's painful, you see?"

I don't understand at all.

"Ah, my comprehension is so poor, Mr. Ash. No, you're not Mr. Ash now...... You're Malcolm now. Fate wanted Duncan's son Malcolm to be king, but I wasn't willing, you know? Macbeth was unwilling. So he tried to kill you in every possible way. So I'm trying to kill you in every possible way now, kill you, kill you, kill you again!"

Asakura interprets her lines with exaggerated expressions and movements as if she were acting. However, the knife in her hand was genuine.

"Suzumiya Haruhi, do you see it? Ah-huh is going to be killed by me? He's going to be killed by me! Hurry up and stop me! Stop me with your completely unreasonable power! I'm about to be crowned king! Aren't you the so-called fate? Didn't you entrust the three witches to tell me about this future? Come quickly!"

Asakura shouted in a deafening voice, and it seemed as if she had gone completely insane. It is impossible for a person who is still rational to make such a big noise at this time, and if someone hears it, it will be over.

"Eh, are you thinking that someone might come to your rescue?" Asakura patted me on the cheek, "Stop dreaming." I've long been cut off from the cause and effect of this room, and it's impossible for anyone to notice you, and Nagato can't do it. Only beings beyond me, for example, Haruhi Suzumiya can. But...... She's not here yet......"

I looked out of the glass window, and no matter who it was, could anyone notice the murder going on in the classroom? However, not to mention the glass windows, even the wooden doors have disappeared. The surrounding walls were all turned into something like a wall made of cold stone. The chandelier on the ceiling had turned into countless scattered candles, and in the faint light I could see Asakura smiling. I don't know when it began, but the surroundings are like the set of a castle that often appears in a play.

I really seem to have come to Macbeth's time.

"This is a fairy tale! It's a story! Welcome to my story world! How do you feel now! Mr. Ma Xu!"

What is that, Ma Xu. I opened my mouth to complain, but I couldn't make a sound.

"Ah, if you don't talk, this drama can't go on at all!"

Asakura threw the knife to the ground as if he had suddenly lost interest.

"It's so boring, why don't I come to save you! Malcolm is going to be killed by Macbeth, doesn't that matter?"

I wanted to contradict her, but I felt as if I was falling into the depths of the ocean, and my consciousness was getting more and more blurred.

"Eh, isn't that going to work?

Asakura said this as he stuffed something into my innermost part, and I felt the sour smell that made my brain soar. I lay on the ground with convulsions on all fours, gasping for air. The feeling of weakness and exhaustion from before was gone, and I touched my stomach, which was intact. But it was still damp and I was still trapped in a castle-like place.

"Alright, Ah Xu. You now experience the other half of samsara. Asakura smiled and straddled my stomach and said, "From birth to death, and then from death to life, this is reincarnation." This candy is the fourth sulfur that she bears from life to death, and then extracts it from death to life to make candy. In other words, for every candy she makes, she has to die once. On the other hand, no matter how injured you are, you can recover after eating this candy. What do you think? What do you think of our candy appreciation conference?"

I was dumbfounded. Wait, is this actually a candy appreciation meeting? Is that a special candy that needs to be dead to be worth it? If this is such a precious candy, don't give it to me so easily!

So, you didn't mean to kill me before......

"No, I really want to kill you. I'd love to see your death stir some of Suzumiya's senses......" Asakura said and shrugged, "but it doesn't seem to have any effect." It's a pity. ”

Ah, indeed, that's a pity. Maybe Suzumiya is just an ordinary weird girl.

"That's impossible. ”

Well, in fact, Liangmiya-san, doesn't care about me that much......

All in all, your experiment is a complete failure. With me and without me, this universe remains the same, and I am not such an important person. Okay, okay, please let me go! I'm not Malcolm anymore, and you're not Macbeth anymore, so let's go with it.

I persuaded with trepidation. Unexpectedly, Asakura-san-chan nodded. With a wave of her hand, I was back in the classroom of modern Japan.

For the first time, I thought the chalkboard was so cute.

Just as I was trying to get up and leave quickly, Asakura grabbed me.

"Eh, you can stop acting, but you can't leave yet, Mr. Ash. You know so many of my secrets. Asakura suddenly leaned her beautiful cheek against my chest, "Girl, you're going to be shy when you know so many secrets." ”

I'm sorry, but no matter how shy Asakura is, I won't be tempted now. Of course, I would never dare to say this. I just wish I could get out of this cave sooner.

"It doesn't matter, I'm a tight-lipped man, and I'll never say it. My friends call me Venus flytrap, which means that whatever goes into my stomach will be digested and will never come out again. A celebrity once said that men with the name Ah Xuan generally don't like gossip anymore. ”

"But, Ah Xu, aren't you angry? I was going to kill you just now!"

"Don't be angry, I'm a person who doesn't hold grudges. My friends say I'm a fish memory, which means I forget everything very quickly. A famous person once said that men with the name Ah Xuan are generally forgetful. ”

"Liar! Ah Xu is a big liar! Don't think people are fools. Asakura rubbed his face against my chest, "I just knew that Ah Xuan was going to start lying to me, so I deliberately didn't look at Ah Xu's face." Looking at Ah Xu's expression, I can guess what Ah Xuan is thinking. So, let's tell you some more realistic lies. Girls, as long as you deceive them seriously, they will happily accept it!"

My body stiffened, but I quickly regained my strength.

"I mean really. Under normal circumstances, I would probably be angry. But don't you have that kind of candy that brings the dead back to life? With that, I can save no matter how badly I hurt, so you're not really trying to kill me. You're just doing a little experiment and playing a little joke on me. I can understand that. ”

Asakura sat up.

In other words, because I can save you, it doesn't matter how I stab you with a knife? You don't care at all!"

Yes, yes, exactly.

"That's good, let's do it again!"

Huh?

"yes, I could have made you die, we can come a few more times. Maybe Liangmiya-san's situation didn't notice your situation just now, so I'll kill you again. Isn't it necessary to average the average of many experiments when doing physics experiments? That's probably it...... "Macbeth" is one of Shakespeare's four great tragedies, how can it be enough to play only one performance!"

Asakura-san said as he opened his backpack, only to see that the backpack was full of sugar.

I'm like falling into an ice cellar.

This woman is a demon - she has already prepared the sugar, she has wanted to do it for a long time!

With a wave of his hand, the damp castle returned. The cries of the crows in the castle gave me the creeps. Asakura smiled and whispered in my ear.

"Now, welcome to my dark fairy tale night. ”

Note: Sure enough, it's still this kind of crazy plot that I write the most handy.