Although this Xiahou Village is a virtual world generated by various rules, Guan Xiaofei is fortunate that there is such a thing as a toilet. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Otherwise, he really had no way to make it convenient, so he could only open the air, and with the population density of Xiahou Village now, the village was full of people who went to receive tasks.

If this is to let others look at the dignified genius and actually fertilize the flowers and plants with his bare buttocks, this is quite embarrassing, isn't it, and it must be avoided as much as possible.

However, the reason why the latrine is a thatched latrine is because it is completely made of thatch, not a modern flush toilet.

"People have three urgencies, water and fire are ruthless, and now I can't control so much, I must pull him into the dark, this is a great battle for men!"

After Guan Xiaofei found the latrine, he immediately broke down the door, and he didn't care how bad the environment was, and suddenly there was artillery fire in the sky, and it was vigorous!

"Shhh......h

After winning this battle of dignity and honor, he has come to the final stage of cleaning up the war, but he soon realizes a problem.

"Well, friend next door, it's a bit presumptuous to say that, but do you have any paper there? Can you lend me some. ”

At this time, a man's weak voice came from next door to the bamboo curtain, which made Guan Xiaofei pat his head fiercely.

"Oops, I just said that something seems to have been missing from just now, it turned out to be this, damn it, how can you clean up the battlefield without paper?"

Guan Xiaofei saw his empty hands, and cold sweat began to break down on his forehead, but he didn't say it.

"Friend, what's wrong with you, why don't you say something, I've been trapped here for more than half an hour, just waiting for someone to borrow some paper to get out. ”

The voice of the man next door was almost pleading, and he must have been tormented by the problem of cleaning up the battlefield, and his voice was very low.

"What should I do, what should I do, could it be that a genius will also be trapped by this question for more than half an hour, it is too embarrassing for this to be spread, but there is nothing else around that can be used, do you want to be like Ah San? No, that is not the style of a genius. ”

At this moment, Guan Xiaofei's heart was very struggling, and more than a dozen choices immediately appeared in his mind, but all of them were denied by him one by one.

"Friend, are you still there? You haven't helped me, are you going to leave so ruthlessly? Woo woo, this is so cruel!"

The man next door was in extreme pain, he had never been in such a predicament before, his legs were close to numbness.

"That...... Of course, it's the duty of a genius to be helpful, but the paper is limited, so I can't give it to you. ”

Guan Xiaofei lowered his voice to respond, he was beyond the realm of slapping a swollen face and becoming fat, it was simply forcibly pretending to beep.

"Friend, do you mean that you want me to trade with you in cash? Although your behavior makes me feel a little disgusted, but at this point, it seems that I can only do this, friend, you can make a price, how much money you want to add, I still have a little cash here. ”

The man next door felt in his pocket and pulled out a wad of green bills, he was not a miser who valued money, he had already made an awareness.

"There's nothing wrong with this guy's ears, right? I'm obviously talking about genius, is he misunderstanding something? But if there is money, money...... What did his mind think? Isn't this thing going to be used to clean up the battlefield? It looks like he's hit a tendon, hehe, there's a way!"

Guan Xiaofei had a flash of inspiration, and immediately thought of a way out of the predicament, this is really what he wants, the luck value is absolutely full score!

"Friend, don't stop talking, how much money you offer, I've been here for too long, and I can't spend it in vain. ”

The other party spoke earnestly, and anyone who squatted for so long without a paper was in a very desperate mood.

"Well, how much money do you have, tell me quickly, let me see if you can afford it, after all, I am also very limited in paper. ”

Guan Xiaofei's eyes turned quickly, and the corners of his mouth showed a smile full of conspiracy, of course, this is something that the man next door can't see and judge at the moment.

"I have two thousand two dollars in cash, but don't I usually buy a pack of paper for one dollar?

The man next door pulled out one of the stacks of bills, which would be enough to buy a year's worth of money in normal times, and it was not too valuable.

"One hundred? What are you kidding? Do you know how precious the paper is to me now?

Guan Xiaofei raised his voice, this is a typical price for sitting on the ground, or the kind of white wolf with empty gloves, his shameless face is exposed.

"I understand, friend, you make a price, no matter how much money I admit, I can't squat anymore. ”

The other party chose to compromise in the face of the aggressive Guan Xiaofei, after all, no one who can enter here is poor except for Guan Xiaofei.

"Then use all the cash you have on you to exchange it, anyway, money can't buy anything here, it doesn't make any sense at all, right?"

Guan Xiaofei showed his greedy face, of course he had another plan, if the other party came back to his senses and didn't buy the paper.

Use the remaining money to clear the battlefield and come out to hunt him down, and he will be in trouble, so he must scavenge the opponent in the first place.

As for how long he will stay here, it's not a question for him to think about, the so-called genius has always done big things without being informal.

"All cash, okay, I see, it's all here, friend, hurry up and cash in on our deal, I hope we have a good deal." ”

The other party's tone seemed a little unwilling, but there was still only a compromise, obviously for him the paper is more effective than the banknote.

"I'll go, this idiot really handed over the money? Didn't he think about using this thing to settle the battle? It's really cheap for me. ”

Guan Xiaofei saw a wad of banknotes handed over from under the bamboo curtain, and immediately accepted it unceremoniously, and cleaned up the battlefield with wind and clouds.

"Friend, where is the paper? Why don't you give it to me, I believe that you are a person who keeps your promises, and you will never break your word, right?"

The other party pleaded bitterly, and his tone was very resentful, and he trusted the friend next door who sounded familiar.

"Of course I won't break my promise, but I just shipped here, and the courier brother is still on the way, so you just wait, it's really fun, let's go!"

Guan Xiaofei immediately rushed all the way out of here, he was uncomfortable enough to stay in this toilet, I really don't know how the brother next door stayed.

The voice...... Guan Xiaofei, it turned out to be you, damn it, why didn't I hear it just now, you dare to tease me like this, as the head of the Situ family's assassination department, my Situ Hunt will never let you go, absolutely!"

Situ Hunter, who was squatting next door, finally heard that it was the voice of the shameless man, and immediately let out an angry roar.

But at this time, Guan Xiaofei, the initiator, had already fled, so where could he hear it.