Yang Yi was drunk, drunk for three whole days, until the fourth day he was pulled up by Liu Junhu with a belt, three punches and two feet put Liu Junhu on the ground and was about to commit violence, he saw Liu Junhu raise the belt fearlessly, Yang Yi looked at it carefully, and could only let go of him, the third master's belt is not an exaggeration to say that it is Shang Fang's sword, use it to beat people, if you resist, the third master will personally hit your door.

"When are you coming back?" Liu Junhu yawned and said, "Last night, Xiaoyu was pregnant, and I am going to be a father, hehe! Brother, you have to work hard with your younger siblings, or you will take two pairs of my medicine?" "Get out!"

Liu Junhu exploded at that time: "Fart! Isn't it Lao Tzu's, is it Wang Ba's? The two of us are together every day, and the only male animal in her family is still a turtle, do you want to say that I was cuckolded by Wang Ba?" Yang Yi pouted and said: "The turtle and Wang Ba are not the same breed, but why did you go home, Xiaoyu's sister-in-law shouldn't have come back?"

Liu Junhu said discouragedly: "It's not Xiaoyu and her mother's demon, what do you say to get pregnant and afraid that our young Hu will harm the child, and then grandpa said a few words, grandpa directly sent someone to drag me back, you say that you are not angry, brother, am I such a person who doesn't know the severity?" Yang Yi looked into his eyes and said one word very seriously: "Yes!"

Liu Junhu rolled his eyes, there was no more, he was used to Yang Yi's sarcasm, and it was his long-standing wish to have such a brother. "I said you can, it's worthy of my brother, your concert can be said to be epic, looking at the world, there seems to be nothing bigger than this, it's too good, brother, I'm proud of you!"

Hearing Liu Junhu mention this, although it has been a week, Yang Yi still can't help but smile, this kind of concert will definitely be recorded in history, and the last ten miles of flower road will also become a beautiful talk, just thinking about it, Yang Yi can get drunk without any delicacies, this is a glory, no matter how proud it is.

"That's right, brother, let's go out to play, brother, I've been holding back for half a month, and I've long wanted to go out and relax, this time I don't have to pay for my treat, hehe, I have a few more children in the future, Xiaoyu will give me a vacation when she is pregnant, such a good thing must come a few more times!"

Yang Yi was afraid that he would infect himself, so he moved away and said: "If you want to go by yourself, I don't dare, I'm a celebrity now, if I am photographed by the paparazzi, I guess I will be scolded to death, you find someone else." Liu Junhu was anxious: "Don't, it's boring for me to go by myself, it's a big deal that you put on heavy makeup, just like I did last time, how good it would be for us to go out and play together." ”

Yang Yi stretched his waist and said: "Whew, don't go, I don't want to disappoint my lovely fans, oh yes, I recently prepared a pill that can nourish qi and kidneys, do you want to have some?" Liu Junhu shouted: "What do you call it! Give me ten catties! Although my brother and I are talented, it's not a bad thing to make up for it, where is it, I'll taste the salty first." ”

Yang Yi took out a wooden box the size of a human head from the bedside table, which was boxy, and there was a smell of Chinese medicine when he took it out. Liu Junhu couldn't wait to open it, and found that it was full of small brown pills as big as beans, fifteen pills in a row, and a total of thirty pills in a box. "How do you eat this, and are there any taboos or side effects?"

Yang Yi poured a cup of tea and said: "There is no taboo, just eat it directly, and there are no side effects, if you have to say that there is, there will be no ** after taking this medicine." "Goo-dong!" "Ahhh

"Why did you eat it all!" "You said there are no side effects!What should I do, is it too late for Lao Tzu to vomit now?" Liu Junhu was about to cry. Yang Yi shook his head and said: "You don't need to vomit, the biggest effect of this medicine is abstinence, one pill is a day, and at the same time, it can consolidate the foundation and cultivate the kidneys, if you eat thirty pills at once, you have to be a eunuch for a month." ”

"I'll fuck your uncle! You're pheating me!" Liu Junhu was so angry that he even threw the box. Yang Yi picked up the box and said distressedly: "You can't light it, this is sandalwood, just a box is tens of thousands!" Liu Junhu roared: "Then what do you let Lao Tzu do! A eunuch for a month, you might as well kill me directly!" "It's not that I let you eat so much, let me tell you first, this medicine is very precious, I haven't done much in total, if you vomit, don't think about me giving it to you in the future." ”

Liu Junhu hesitated for a long time, and finally had to acquiesce, there is no harm to the body, and there is no need to suffer the crime, but this month's time has been wasted. When they all walked to the door, Liu Junhu suddenly asked: "What are you doing with this medicine, do you feel powerless?" Yang Yi said contemptuously: "Don't compare me with you, I am a person who practices martial arts, and I am also a doctor, I know how to control my lust, you still honestly be your eunuch." ”

"Bah, brag about your bullshit, Lao Tzu will watch my brother go!" Liu Junhu slammed the door directly and left, originally planning to go out to find his sister, but was suddenly turned into a eunuch, and his depression can be imagined.

Why did Yang Yi make this pill, it was all because of Zhou Yunhai, who was his friend back then. Back then, Yang Yi asserted that Wu Yan was born with inner charm, and Zhou Yunhai would not be able to bear it sooner or later, but he didn't expect that this guy's vitality was the same as Xiaoqiang, and he actually stood up for so many years, but finally ran out of oil and dried up, and asked Yang Yi for his head, and Yang Yi made a batch of pills.

Calculating the time, they should be almost up in the next few days, but I don't know how they are doing now. Just then I thought of it, the call came: "Hey, third brother, where are you?" Zhou Yunhai said: "It's already at the airport, where do you say we should look for you." "No, you wait where you are, I'll pick you up, at most half an hour, I'll leave right away and you wait for me." ”

Gen Sanye said, Yang Yi took Yuanyuan out, they were all old classmates from the past, and listening to Zhou Yunhai's meaning, he seemed to have found Yang Tonglin and Chen Hao, which must be celebrated.

Lucky today, there was no traffic jam, it only took more than 20 minutes to get to the airport, Yang Yi put on a mask and sunglasses, and began to look for Zhou Yunhai and others in the crowd, but before he could find it, he suddenly felt that there was someone behind him, and when he turned around, he saw a skinny man smiling at him, Yang Yi was stunned for a moment before he recognized it, it was actually Zhou Yunhai!

"I'm going, why are you so skinny?" This guy is Zhou Yunhai, although he is thin like an African refugee, he still has three points of his original appearance. Zhou Yunhai touched his forehead and said embarrassedly: "I've been losing weight recently, maybe I've overdone it." "Fart! Your steps are floating, your eyes are blue, your face is pale, your pulse is weak, you are about to fucking hang up, do you know?"

Zhou Yunhai cried directly, hugged Yang Yi and wailed: "Woo woo! Fourth brother, help me! I really can't stand it, if it goes on like this, I'm really going to hang up, Made, I want to vomit when I see women first!" "You don't want to, forget it, I'm talking about this later, what about the others, Wu Yan, and didn't you say that the eldest and second are coming?" Zhou Yunhai wiped a handful of tears and said: "In the café at the airport, you will never imagine how beautiful the second and his wife are." ”

"Cut, I see that you are still cleaned up lightly, and you still have the heart to look at other people's wives, I think you should go back and wait for death. "No! You can't die without help, three times a day! I still have overtime on Saturdays and Sundays! I don't know how I survived, save my brother, I feel that taking drugs is better than this!" Yang Yi patted Zhou Yunhai on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Actually, Wu Yan is a goblin, she has been sucking your yang energy, you can go with peace of mind, you will be an adult in a few days." ”

"Get out, the adult is also my wife, why are you excited?" "Who is excited, there are more beautiful girls in my fans, can I take a fancy to your wife?" "Hmph, that's not accurate, the swallow is very amorous now, whoever sees it can't stand steadily, don't rob people later." ”

Talking and laughing has arrived at the café, there are still more people at the airport, and there are still people talking about Yang Yi's concert, in an inconspicuous corner, Yang Yi finally saw them who had not seen them for many years. Chen Hao is still a fat man, but now he is very strong, how do you look at it, he is also the role of Lu Zhishen, the black charcoal head next to him should be Yang Tonglin, why did he look like this ghost?

"Big brother and second brother, I haven't seen you for a long time. The swarthy Yang Tonglin showed a mouthful of white teeth: "You kid can now, you have really become a big star, you have made a lot of money, you have to invite us to rub it later." Chen Hao was more direct, and he was about to get off the horse when he held Yang Yi, but he was easily countered by Yang Yi. "Hey, you're still practicing, you're about to let go!"

When their group of people get together, there will be no time for them to be at peace, and they can still find the original feeling, Yang Yi is very pleased. The slight noise had already attracted the sideways glances of others, Yang Yi tugged at his hat and said, "This is not a place to catch up, let's change places." As he was talking, two beauties came, one was tall and tall, at least about 1.8 meters tall, and the other had plump breasts and fat buttocks, like ripe peaches, and they could pinch out the water.

That very plump one is undoubtedly Wu Yan, this guy is really getting more and more charming, and the other one should be Chen Hao's wife, such a tall and beautiful woman, I don't know what I like about Chen Hao.

"Let's see who is here, isn't this a big star, what a coincidence!" Yang Yi said to Zhou Yunhai very seriously: "Learn kung fu from me, physical fitness is secondary, your wife is too good for dogs!"