Xiao Wang: I heard that the author will be on the shelves tomorrow, do you know?

The people who eat melons looked confused: What, the author is going to be on the shelves? Let's go, hurry up and download a pirated book reading software. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xiao Wang: What you said is very right, this author is too watery, every day, I'm sorry for him if I don't watch pirated copies!

People who eat melons: The water in West Lake is full of tears......

Xiao Wang: Did you find a problem?

Melon-eating masses: What's the problem?

Xiao Wang spat out a mouthful of black blood: The water is poisonous, can't you see it!

Melon-eating masses: Yes, this author is just water, he is still poisoning the water!

Xiao Wang: I decided not to watch piracy!

Melon-eating masses: Why?

Xiao Wang: I can't scold the author when I watch piracy, how unhappy, in order to be able to scold him twice a day, I decided to come back and watch the genuine version......

The people who eat melons looked thoughtful: Xiao Wang, what you said is very reasonable......

Xiao Wang: Do you say that the author will explode after he is put on the shelves?

Melon-eating people: Probably not.

Xiao Wang: Don't you add more rewards?

Melon-eating masses: It's hard to say.

Xiao Wang: What about rewarding the alliance leader?

Melon-eating masses: It's possible!

Xiao Wang: This SB author wanted to deceive Lao Tzu's alliance leader, but Lao Tzu wouldn't give it to him!

Melon-eating masses: What if the author is a eunuch?

Xiao Wang: It makes sense, if the author is a eunuch, no matter how much I scold, won't he be able to see it?

Melon-eating masses: Yes.

Xiao Wang: No, you can't let him be a eunuch, I haven't scolded enough!

Melon-eating masses: Xiao Wang, what you said is very reasonable......

Xiao Wang: I decided.

Melon-eating masses: what to decide?

Xiao Wang: I decided that in order not to let him be a eunuch, I would better reward him with an alliance leader.

Melon-eating masses: Xiao Wang, what you said is very reasonable......

Xiao Wang gritted his teeth: Do you say that the author is a big SB?

The melon-eating crowd nodded wildly: Yes!

Xiao Wang: Do you think the author is mentally retarded?

The people who eat melons say in unison: Yes!

Xiao Wang: Do you think the author is funny?

Melon-eating people: Yes!

Xiao Wang: I heard that this author likes to pretend to be high the most, and he doesn't like the smell of copper the most.

Melon-eating masses: And then?

Xiao Wang: Do you think we should give a reward to humiliate and humiliate the author?

Melon-eating masses: Xiao Wang, what you said is very reasonable......