Chapter 17: My Timos is the first in the world
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PS7: The protagonist's setting is a scum image without discipline~ So all kinds of behaviors that sell festivals are normal...... Probably......
PS8: Someone should be able to understand the stalk at the end of this chapter...... After all, they are all old drivers...... Probably......
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"All in all, thank you very much. Good man Liva-kun!" said the crow, clasping his hands together.
"So, if you're grateful, call me by my name!!, what the hell is the good man Liva?!" Liva burst into tears, took out the keys, and opened the chains one by one.
"Take care, good man Liva-kun!" the crow moved his hands and gave Liva a big hug.
"Didn't bother you, did you?" a voice said.
"Ai ...... Master Estes. Liva's face turned pale.
"→_→ will only bully the cute and kind brother, and the one who can only sell five cents when he pulls it out can only be sold, and the perverted worker/mouth is undisciplined, sister, good evening!" said the crow in a fighting stance.
"That's what Master Estes said...... I'm sure I'll be killed!" Liva was impressed by the crow's ability to die.
"So what?!I'm not shaking M!!!
"Is that so?" said Estes, "It's okay, I'll make you M! My brother is mine, whoever wants to stop me, even the gods will kill you!"
"Don't suddenly get serious and enthusiastic, hey, the style of painting is wrong! This is a daily easy complaining novel!" said the crow.
"Eh, isn't it a bloody battle flow?" said Estes.
"That's just the author's stupid opinion! Throw it away for me!" said the crow.
"I don't understand, but it's amazing. Liwa complained.
"Brother, do you hate your sister so much?" said Estes.
"It's not that I hate it! I hate being M! I'm going to be the king of the harem, and I'd rather be a Shake S than a Shake M!" the crow roared.
The cherry blossoms are falling slowly.
It's like tears when lovers are separated.
"(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻What the hell is the cherry blossom?This is a secret room! Where did the cherry blossoms come from?!" said the crow.
"Don't care about the details, it's just the number of words the author uses to describe the environment. "Liwa Road.
"You've learned to complain, good guy Liwa-kun. The crow said with relief.
"Sure enough~ my brother has embarked on the road of no return!" Estes sighed.
"Ahh Liwa burst into tears.
"Who made you have a face?" said Raven and Estes in unison
Liva hid her face and wept and ran away.
"Anyway, sister, how did you come to this funny conclusion, hey, your brother and I, but I'm a complete lolicon!"
"Hugging so tightly just now, wasn't it a or something?" Estes affirmed.
"→_→ that's just thanks!
"Don't I know you yet?" said Estes.
“……”
"Okay, stay here obediently, my sister will buy you candy to eat. Estes pulled out the artifact, the lollipop.
"Don't treat me like a child, hey! lollipops can only abduct Lori!" the crow complained, took the lollipop, and put it in his mouth, "Sister, is there anything else?"
"Does it work?"
"No, but I don't like strawberry flavored ones and want an orange flavored one. ”
"→_→ hehe. ”
“⊙ε⊙”
"Selling cuteness is ineffective. ”
"Alright......" Raven sighed and stood up, "it's time to leave." ”
"Where do you want to go?" Estes pulled out the chain.
"Go find Lori. The world of the royal sister is terrible!→_→ especially you, sister. Raven said.
"Hehe, are you hated?" said Estes.
"No...... How so? It's just a different idea...... Probably ......" the crow opened the door.
"In that case, I'm going to take extreme measures. "An endless amount of black gas appeared behind Estes.
"Huh?"
"Kill my brother, cut him into pieces, dry him in lime, and put him in a box, and he will never leave me. Estes said.
The crow shuddered: "Don't think about that kind of thing! Sister, can you bear to kill me?"
"Who called my brother a negative person? Estes said as a matter of course.
"No discussion?"
"No discussion!"
"Ernessan, I like you the most. ⊙ε⊙" the crow threw herself into Estes's arms and plunged her head into Estes's breasts, "Please torture me as much as you want!
"→_→ is it really okay to be so undisciplined?" Liva didn't know when he would return.
"Good evening, good guy Liva-kun. Raven pulled her head out of her sister's chest and greeted.
"Ahhh
"Huh?" the crow tilted his head, "Fay Leyva-kun?"
"Bad guys, you're all bad guys~" Liwa burst into tears and ran out crying.
"Sister, I want to go back to the imperial capital. The crow said sullenly.
"What's so good about the imperial capital? There are so many weak people in high positions, and the imperial capital is the place I don't like the most. Estes said.
"So, sister, don't serve the Empire, join us!" said the crow.
Estes burst out laughing: "Although I don't have any feelings for the Empire, but what the Empire can give me, can the rebels do?"
"This ......"
"Also, I'm not the only one in the empire, although General Bud is old, his combat power is still there. Estes said.
"Well, I know that sister, you won't agree. The crow said helplessly, "However, I must go back to the imperial capital, stay here, I will suffocate to death." ”
"Go ahead!"
"Huh?"
"The blue sky is the stage of the eagle, and I will not bind you with a cage. Estes put his hand on the raven's head, "Go and complete your mission, my sister will always stand behind you." However, be careful, there are some people in the imperial capital who eat people and don't spit out bones. ”
"Sister......
"Okay, okay, take out that tough look just now! That's what my brother should be. Estes took the crow into his arms and kissed him on the forehead.
……
"Are you gone?" said Estes.
"Gone, Lord Estes. Liwa said, "My brother's strength is very high, and nothing will go wrong." ”
"I'm still a little worried, Liva, you follow him and come back when you get to the imperial capital. Estes turned his head.
"But the war isn't over yet, can't I go now?" said Liva.
"Obey orders!"
"Yes!" said Liva.
"Also, while I can understand your hobby, don't make a move on my brother, or I'll kill you!" said Estes.
"Eh, I'm not a guy!" Liva was heartbroken.
……
The sky was just dawning.
After a night of walking, the crow finally saw a city.
As soon as he entered the city, the crow felt that something was wrong.
Nearly 10,000 people surrounded a huge stone platform, and the cheers were deafening.
"Brother, what are you doing here?" the crow grabbed a young girl.
"Don't call me brother, I'm a woman. ”
"Yes, brother. Raven said.
"Uh...... Forget it......" the girl said, "This is an annual Flag Guarding Tournament, which is held once a year, and the winner can get a high prize money. ”
"Oh......? What is the flag?"
"This year's champion has successfully defended the battle for three consecutive years," the girl ignored the crow's complaints, "The city lord said that if anyone can defeat her, he will give her a knighthood." ”
"Seems to be very interesting~" The crow said, "Can everyone go up?"
"Of course!"
"I'm going to try! hehe. ”
The crow flew to the stage.
The champion is veiled, but it can still be seen that she is a girl.
"Come and get the common name! under the U.M.R!"
U.M.R?
Is it fashionable to use a combination of letters as a nickname? Raven thought.
"Ahem, under ...... Well, under ...... Under A.V.I. ”
PS: →_→U.M.R, I don't know this person, don't say I'm an old driver~ I haven't seen the pure love department, and I'm embarrassed to call myself an old driver~→_→