Chapter 2 Flowers and the Moon and Pangci
Night.
It's deep.
The crow waves its arms to ward off annoying mosquitoes.
I can't sleep.
The crow sat up from the large cobwebbed woven with spider silk.
Look up at the stars.
"It must be that the angle between the moon and the horizon is fifteen degrees off, which causes the gravitational attraction between the moon and the earth to change, causing me to be a little unaccustomed to it, so I can't sleep. The crow picked up a stick of grass.
"What the hell is this strange reason, hey, it's obvious that Mr. Crow ate three bowls of braised pork, and he couldn't sleep because he ate too hard, right?"
"Yo, Sayo. ”
"Good evening, Mr. Raven. ”
"Shayou, it's not me saying you, this kind of thing, you have to believe in science. The crow spat out the grass and leaned against the sand spider.
"No, no, no, no, how do you think the moon has nothing to do with Mr. Raven's sleep?
"Because I'm handsome. ”
"Clams?"
"Because I'm handsome. ”
"This ......," Sayo was speechless.
"Isn't that obvious?" the crow touched his chin.
"Uh...... That's right. "But what does it have to do with science?" ”
"Handsome is enough. Who's in charge of the science?"
"Huh?" Sayo was speechless.
The breeze brings a bit of coolness to the summer nights.
The crickets are chirping tirelessly.
The moonlight is pouring down, with fireflies dotted with fireflies, it is like a picturesque and beautiful scroll.
"Anyway...... With such a beautiful day, you don't have anything to say. The crow pulled over Sayo and put his arm around her shoulders.
"Huh?" Sha You was caught off guard, her face flushed.
The crow suddenly had an extra rose in his hand.
"Flowers and the moon, fireflies and dew, such a beautiful scenery, with a confession, is youth!" the crow shook Shayo's hand.
Well, it's soft.
"Tell the ...... Confession?" said Sayo took two steps back.
"Sa, of course. Otherwise, do you think the author deliberately devotes thirty-six words to describe the environment?"
"Eh, isn't it the number of water words?"
"Girl, don't you see through it! you can't survive more than two episodes in an anime, right?" said the crow.
"I'm sorry. ”
"Then let's move on. The crow moved on.
"That's it...... Even Mr. Raven has only known each other for seven days and then ...... Confession, I ...... too," Sayo pondered the wording.
"Shayo, look me in the eye. The crow put her arms around Sayo's waist.
"Wait...... Mr. Raven, what are you doing?" said Sayo, turning her head.
"I swear, I've fallen in love with you since I first saw you. And I know that you will be the woman I love most in my life. "The crow is affectionate.
"Otherwise, let the meteor fall!"
A large meteorite streaked across the sky.
"Let the moon dim!"
Suddenly it was dark.
"Let the earth fall!"
The earth began to roar.
Cracks open countless cracks.
Red magma began to erupt.
"Wait a minute, Mr. Raven, if we continue like this, the village will be destroyed!" said Sayo in a panic.
"Will you say yes or no?" the crow curled Sayo's chin.
Heaven and earth are silent at this moment.
The wind stopped flowing.
The cicadas stopped the noise.
There is only one sentence left, echoing in heaven and earth:
Promised?
Promised?
Promised?
"I promise. Sayo said softly.
Everything recovers.
The crow looked confused.
"That's a promise?" said the crow, "I'm just kidding?"
"(⊙?⊙) Give me back my touch, ahhhh
"Boom!" the crow waved his hand, "since you agreed, then you are my man." ”
"Wait a minute......" Sayo wanted to say something.
"Since we're already a couple, let's do something that couples do. "The raven stretched out its evil hand.
"Wait a minute, isn't it a little too fast. Mr. Raven. Don't drag me pang times, ahhh
"That's it!"
The crow successfully dragged off Sayo's pang.
"Linen falls!"
Sayo's face was flushed and her breath was short.
For the first time that has been treasured for many years, can it be handed over here?
If the object is Mr. Raven......
Not bad.
Come on.
Sayo was prepared.
I saw the crow raise the pang times.
And then......
Brought to the head.
"Pang subsuperman, biu~biu~biu~"
"Mr. Raven......" Sayo said through gritted teeth.
"What's wrong?"
"Yaga!hentai!no road race!"
……
"It's a beautiful night. Mr. Raven. ”
The village chief turned his back to the crow, took a puff on his cigarette pouch, and said in an indifferent tone.
"yes. You know I'm coming?" the crow fell from the beam.
"Of course. After all, Mr. Raven is not a fool. The village chief took another drag on his cigarette, "Since Mr. Raven is here, it must be ...... Pain and pain......"
The village chief bit his tongue.
"Hey, hey, hey, you're not a beautiful girl, and you're not cute at all when you talk and bite your tongue!"
"I'm really sorry if it's not a beautiful girl, can't Crow-san respect the elderly?" said the village chief.
"Of course I respect the elderly, but I don't have any respect for the old man who peeps into the girls' bathhouse from time to time, hey! When will you be as noble as I am?"
Rumble!
Thunder rolled.
"Okay, I'll take back the last sentence. ”
The thunder stopped.
"I said, old man, Sayo came to me because of your assignment, right?"
Bang ......
There was a moment of silence in the room.
"You want me to help the village out of trouble. But everything in the world is paid. You then threw Sayo as a bargaining chip and tried to tie me to the village's chariot. ”
"In other words, since the moment Sayo found me, I have been abandoned by the village, right?"
"It's really dirty politics......"
"I can't stand this kind of thing to let a girl throw away her shame, become a bargaining chip, and go against her heart, so I took the initiative to confess to Sayou. ”
"So as not to embarrass her. ”
"All of this was planned by you, the mastermind behind the scenes. ”
"This is the so-called human heart......
The raven turned away.
"Am I right?"
"Yes. ”
"Oh?"
"Sayo is voluntary. ”
"Huh?"
"Can't you see that the boy has a crush on you?" said the village chief.
"What do you see?"
The raven stepped out of the house.
"Predators, never need company. ”
"Mr. Crow, duplicity!"
"Wulusai, you old guy is still learning to sell cuteness, it's disgusting. ”
"And our deal?"
"Deal. ”
"Thank you very much. ”
"But I have one more condition. ”
"Huh?"
"I'm going to take Tazmi. ”
"Huh, huh!?"