"Hello audience friends, I am Bird Xiaomei, a program reporter from Meteoric TV, and I am now at the intersection of Fashion Street and Photography Road. As you can see, behind me is a car accident that just happened this morning. Now let's interview the female police officer here, Miss Yu Yingmei, and ask her to tell us all what she thinks about the accident!"

Que Xiaomei, who was on the TV screen, pointed the microphone at the heroic female police officer Yu Yingmei: "May I ask Officer Yu, what do you think of this accident?"

Yu Yingmei looked into the microphone and said solemnly: "We have found out the cause of this car accident, as everyone imagined, this car accident is because of the banana peel is doing the trick! According to the car condition video and the dashcam in the car, it was a fast-moving BMW sedan that accidentally picked up a piece of frozen banana peel and its wheels began to slip and hit another Mercedes-Benz driving side by side with it, and then this car accident happened!"

Speaking of this, Yu Yingmei showed a regretful expression, she raised her hand and raised the frozen banana peel that had been rolled by the wheels, and showed it to the vast TV audience!

"Ahh

Reporter Que Xiaomei let out a miserable cry: "Officer Yu, can you please take this evidence farther away?"

"Okay!"

Officer Shadow Charm casually threw the evidence into the garbage bag.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please listen to me, I think the question that everyone is most concerned about now is, the owners of Mercedes-Benz and BMW, are they seriously injured?

Actually, I don't need to explain this result, because I think the audience in front of the TV can also guess it. That's right, the owners of Mercedes and BMW, they both died in the split second of this car accident!"

"Ahh

Everyone, the vast audience in front of the TV, was scared into a cold sweat, and the content of the TV has not ended!

Because of the beautiful Que Xiaomei reporter, she raised the microphone to her chest again: "Ladies and gentlemen, according to statistics, since December, there have been hundreds of incidents of slipping and falling due to banana peels in our city, of which 68 were because individuals accidentally stepped on banana peels while walking, resulting in serious injuries and deaths. Together with today's accident, there are a total of 101 slip and fall incidents of all kinds. Among them, all the compatriots who had the accident died, without exception!"

Speaking of this, Que Xiaomei choked her throat lightly and said again: "Comrades, relatives and friends, audience friends, for the health of you and others, let us cherish life and stay away from banana peels!"

Originally, at this point, Que Xiaomei's report should have ended, but she didn't want to end so hastily today: "Today, I had the honor to interview Professor Yuan Tianwolf, a nutrition expert from the Beijing Academy of Sciences. He told me that he had extracted 100 carcinogenic substances from bananas. He also said that in this hazy winter, bananas can absorb smog substances from the atmosphere. If someone really can't help but want to eat a banana, then please put it in a pot and cook it in boiling water for half an hour before eating it so that it will not cause harm to our body......"

Xiaomei is talking about nutrition and food in the TV audience that she has heard. At this time, Officer Yu Yingmei, who was standing next to her, rushed up quickly, grabbed the microphone and said loudly into the TV: "Don't believe what the reporter said just now, that Professor Yuan Tianluo We have confirmed that he is actually a mad professor, and he suffers from strong mental paranoia! However, I advise the audience in front of the TV, you had better not touch the banana, otherwise, our police dare not guarantee that the next person to encounter trouble will not be you!"

"What, after all that, don't let everyone eat bananas! Bananas can not only beautify the face but also beautify, and can also clear the intestines, what's wrong?"

Nie Yu, who was sitting in front of the TV, said depressedly while eating bananas.

At the intersection of Fashion Street and Photography Road, the TV broadcast of Que Xiaomei kept screaming at Yu Yingmei, who was proud on TV just now: "Hmph! Let you bully me, let you bully me! I'm making a big fool of myself now, and I don't know that Yuan Tianwolf is a crazy professor? He was brought here by you, and I really thought he was really the professor of nutrition of the Beijing Academy of Sciences he said? Sister Yingmei, you won't tell me!"

"How do I know what he told you? I took him for a routine check-up......

After Officer Yu finished speaking, she rushed into the scene of the accident like a gust of wind and carried out her work.

Que Xiaomei is miserable, but Nie Yu, who is watching TV in front of the TV, is even worse than her!

Nie Yu is a college student who has just graduated for a year, he got up early to add to the black, started his own business, and he worked hard to open a fruit shop.

This winter, he bought bananas with all his savings, as well as the money he borrowed from his parents and friends, and planned to make a fortune by selling bananas.

However, Nie Yu thought it was very good, in the past, every winter, the price of bananas must have risen, especially in such a cold winter this year, the price of all fruits and vegetables has risen, and the price of bananas should also rise? But God knows why, this year's luck is not like bananas, especially the banana peels! There have been many deaths caused by banana peels!

It is normal to die one or two because of a banana peel slip, and three or five deaths are wonderful! I didn't expect this year's events to be so weird! Groups of people actually died because of a banana peel slip? It is said that the people who died due to a banana peel slip have gloriously risen to the top of the list of accidental deaths in Shenzhou City, which is not scientific!

Nie Yu looked at the room full of bananas, he was melancholy! These days, fewer and fewer people come to buy bananas, and his bananas have not been patronized for three consecutive days!

"Bang dang!"

"Do you have apples for sale here?"

"Bang dang!"

The old lady who had just entered the door was so frightened that she walked out as soon as she saw the bananas in the room!

Finally, a customer came to the door, how could Nie Yu let her have it easily?

Nie Yu rushed up and grabbed the old lady who was about to escape out of the door: "Old man, don't you go, I will sell you the bananas here at the cheapest price!"

"Ah, don't hold my hand, I won't buy it, I won't buy it!"

"Don't, I'll give you this banana for a dime a pound, this is a free gift! It turns out that they are all sold for five dollars a pound!"

Nie Yu held the old lady's hand tightly and didn't let go!

"Ahh

The old lady was frightened, bananas, bananas, why is there all bananas in this fruit shop? Why is there a room full of bananas? The old lady just wants him to let go and let her get out of this hellish area as soon as possible!

Nie Yu heard the old lady's trembling words, he had no choice but to let go of the old lady's hand, wanting to let the old lady go, everyone is seventy or eighty, is he embarrassed to ask for other people's money?

But Nie Yu's kindness was not rewarded, due to the old lady's excessive force, the old lady was suddenly let go by Nie Yu, which made her center of gravity unstable and fell to the ground!

"Bang!"

"Ahh

The old lady fell to the ground, but she accidentally touched her face to the ground!

"Ouch!"

The old lady only felt that her mouth hurt for a moment, and then she was helped up by the kind Nie Yu.

"Ahem!"

A rotten tooth that had already been hollowed out by tooth decay was spit out on the old lady's palm!

"Ahh

"Grandma, if you can't eat apples, you can eat bananas! If you want, my banana supply will be in my charge in the future!"

Nie Yu still said kindly.

Who knows, Nie Yu's kind words can make the old lady angry: "Hmph, young man, you wait for me, I can't cure you, I'll let my granddaughter clean you up when I turn around, she's a policeman!"

"Ahh

Nie Yuzheng didn't know what to say, and the old lady turned around and ran away quickly.

This book is derived from reading the rim