Chapter 55: Debut

Rushan laughed and trembled, and couldn't help it, so he had to hide in the weeping flower door and cover his mouth and laugh endlessly. Starling ran past him, took off his hood, put it on his head, and ran to the front yard.

Rushan was so angry that he stomped his feet, and he had no choice but to scatter his hair and chase after him in the front yard.

Xiaoyu wore a dark arrow sleeve and sat on the tree angrily, muttering while picking at the bark: "These are my ideas, they are all my ideas." You guys with no conscience, as soon as you came, you snatched my clothes, snatched my hood, and robbed me of my seat, all of which were arranged by me. As a result, you guys are having such a good time at this time, and I am really angry that I am staring at the tree. ”

Righteous thoughts, Yang Baochen slapped the trunk twice under the tree, Xiaoyu looked down, Yang Baochen gave her a thumbs up and beckoned her to come down, Xiaoyu thought about it before she climbed down unwillingly, Yang Baochen lowered his voice and said: "Master, go and see, both of them are so scared that they are all piled up in the mud." ”

Seeing that she was still a little unhappy, she whispered flattery: "Master, you are really clever, if this is in the big camp, you must be the first military merit, and a proper military advisor can't run away from you." ”

Fang Zhun was sticking behind Tian Erhu at this moment, and he took a big chicken paw with peeled skin and soaked hair in one hand and rubbed it around Tian Erhu's face. He whispered: "Second Master Tian, I died unjustly." I'm not reconciled to that. ”

The starling who was wearing a big red dress on the opposite side didn't dare to laugh out loud, so he only held back his body and trembled.

Tian Erhu trembled and pointed at the starling brother and said, "Third sister, I really like you." Why don't you understand? ”

Fang Zhun thought behind him, pinched his throat and whispered, "I didn't know earlier, and it's not too late to know now." It's the same with our secret marriage. ”

Tian Erhu was so frightened that he ducked back, his two hands waved involuntarily in fright, Fang Zhun was overjoyed, and handed over the chicken paw in his hand. Tian Erhu was so frightened that he was half dead, and he held a cold, slippery chicken paw with one hand. Fang Zhun said shyly: "Second master, what are you doing touching the slave's little hands?"

The starling on the other side faintly heard it, and hurriedly stroked his left hand on his right hand, Tian Erhu was so frightened that his eyes were about to pop out, and he quickly let go of the chicken claws.

Rushan twisted his waist and walked over: "Three ladies, don't touch it." You don't know, the devil tickles, and the more you scratch it, the more it itches. The place you touched will be itchy day and night. ”

When the starling heard this, he almost laughed and turned his back on it: "Don't care, do you like it?" As he spoke, he raised his hand as if he were caressing the side of a person's face.

Fang Zhun was busy stretching out his chicken paws behind him, touching Tian Erye's face and neck all over the place. Su Dazhuang watched from the side, pointed to Tian Erhu's back and was speechless for a long time. Tian Erhu rolled his eyes in fright, and fainted.

Su Dazhuang only saw a white and tender little hand floating in the air, as if there were eyes on that hand, and at this moment, the little hand was still tilted to look left and right. Su Dazhuang thought secretly: "My mother-in-law, why didn't I faint?" Doesn't it mean that ghosts are afraid of yang? There are a lot of people outside, just open the door and let them in. After only two steps, Rushan blocked his way with his hair draped.

Su Dazhuang was so frightened that he trembled for a while before he said, "Liu... Girl, it's you. As soon as I heard the voice... Just know it's you. ”

Su Dazhuang stammered while rubbing towards the Hanging Flower Gate: "Once upon a time... All the things in the past were me, and I was inferior to a beast. You, you, people and ghosts, you are still... I'll send you money, and I'll find a Taoist priest to do the Dharma for you... It is guaranteed that you will be reborn into a good family in the next life. ”

In front of him, the hanging flower gate was about to arrive, and Su Dazhuang was just about to run when he saw the starling turn out of it. A pair of black hole eyes looked straight behind him: "Liu'er, why is your hair black." ”

Su Dazhuang was so frightened that he was about to pee, and he didn't know what was going on, so he turned his head to look at the "girl Liu'er", and sure enough, he saw that Liu'er's white hair just now had turned black.

"Liu'er" was so angry in her heart: "Uncle Eight, you just snatch my hood away, you are still showing off here." Just thinking about it, Fang Zhun pinched his throat behind Su Dazhuang and said, "This is the secret book in our Qin Yan Building, how can a girl like you know." He said and grinned twice: "I inhaled a little bit of his yang energy, and my hair became black, and if I inhaled a little bit of yang energy from him, my lips would be more rosy." ”

Su Dazhuang looked up and saw that it was not: This Liu'er girl looked more terrifying than just now, well.

Fang Zhun became more and more addicted: "Didn't my sister see it? You look at him carefully, is his footsteps vain, he can't take a step, because his spirit and spirit have been sucked away by me." ”

Su Dazhuang was already scared and his legs and feet were weak, but he relied on himself to be a masculine man. When Fang Zhun said this, his heart was cold, and he only felt that there were ghosts on all sides, and ghosts everywhere, where could he still lift his legs.

The starling smiled secretly in his heart but said softly: "Sister Liu'er, you also teach me, I'll go and suck the one surnamed Tian too." As soon as the words fell, Su Dazhuang only felt that his eyes were dark. At first, I thought I had fainted, and I couldn't help but be happy. Thinking about it again, he thought that this person should not be cranky anymore after fainting, and just as he was thinking about it, Su Dazhuang hurriedly looked around, where was there still someone in front of him and behind him. After a long while, he staggered to his feet with a breath, and after thinking about it, he felt that he should still go to the front to find Tian Erhu.

Tian Erhu only felt a cold on his face, and he didn't know where the cold water came from. As soon as I sat up, I saw my brother-in-law staggering over, and hurriedly shouted with a crying voice: "Brother-in-law, help... Ghosts. ”

Su Dazhuang walked a few steps, and he felt that he was panicking in his breath, and his eyes were full of gold stars, and he couldn't exert his strength anymore. Hurriedly slowed down and rubbed to Tian Erhu's side, and the two of them stood up tugging. Instinctively, he walked towards the gate, and when he saw that he was about to reach the gate, he heard heavy footsteps behind him. The two of them were shocked and scared, obviously they didn't want to turn, and they knew that it didn't seem to work if they didn't turn, so the two three-foot men turned around with each other crying and crying.

I saw a big man in red who was two feet tall, with a beard full of black beard, and a pair of eyes bigger than copper bells, flashing towards them. With each step on the ground, the whole front hall shook, and the brothers fell a little shorter.

Liu Er and the third lady followed on both sides of the big man, Su Dazhuang saw that the third lady's hair was also black, although he knew in his heart that it was out of place, he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Tian Erhu. I saw that his face was pale and there was no popularity, and he felt a chill in his heart: "My wife and brother must have been tricked, but I am afraid that the yang energy has been sucked away by the female ghost, so it is no wonder that I have no strength at all when I lean on me." ”

Just thinking about it, the starling raised his hand and pointed at it, and Fang Zhun said complainingly behind them: "Master Zhong Kui, these two people forced us to death. ”

Yang Baochen was particularly helpless, Xu Liangqi and Sun Haoran could prove that he was forced to change his clothes by Xiaoyu. Yang Baochen has been tall since he was a child, and he has a lot of strength, so he will go up and beat anyone if he doesn't like it, and he has never used such a bad move to harm people. Seeing that the two big men were so frightened that they were snot and tears, they really had mixed feelings in their hearts, they were angry that they were cowardly, and they were pitiful that they fell into such a trap, and there was no way out except to be at the mercy of Xiaoyu.

Chen Peng stood under the big tree not far away, his mouth wide open, and a pair of eyes wide. Under the big trees on the left and right sides of the front hall, there are Xu Liangqi and Sun Haoran hidden, one of them holding a wheel. I was not in a hurry to shake it up, and a big wooden pier was pulled high, and as soon as my hand was released, the wooden pier fell down with a clatter, and the two of them cooperated skillfully, as if Yang Baochen could shake the ground in these few steps.

Chen Pengmu looked at Xiaoyu blankly, and said in his heart: "This trip, don't say that these two people are not right-hearted and have harmed people, even if I fool around like this, I will be scared." ”

Yang Baochen moved his mouth, and Fang Zhun said angrily behind Su Dazhuang and Tian Erhu, "What about the two girls?"

Rushan shook his waist and took two steps forward, pinching his waist with one hand, the scarlet mouth opened and closed and kept talking, Fang Zhun said softly behind them: "The slave family wants them to roll the nail board." ”

Yang Baochen forgot that this was a show, sighed, and said loudly: "Okay!"

When Fang Zhun saw his mouth, he also said behind the two people: "Okay!"

Fortunately, the sound was quite neat, it sounded a bit like an echo, and the two of them were so scared that they were about to pee, and they didn't know what the nail board was, so they were so frightened that they hugged each other and trembled desperately. Fang Zhun placed a palm-sized piece of wood on each of his hands, which was densely packed with many steel needles. One by one, he slapped Su Dazhuang and Tian Erhu on the body, and the two of them who shot directly screamed like killing pigs, running around the front hall. In the end, both of them ran out of strength, piled up on the ground and howled desperately, and their voices were hoarse.

Yang Baochen really couldn't stand it anymore, and said in his heart: "In the future, if anyone falls into the hands of the master, be smarter, and quickly kill yourself with a knife, and you will end up clean and happy." If you grind like this, it's no fun to live. ”

Xiao Yu hurriedly beckoned him to help put the two wooden piers back into the garden, and it turned out that the two large wooden piers by the pool were used as footsteps by Xiao Yu. Starling and Rushan both took off their clothes at this time, quickly climbed to the tree and dismantled the wooden shelves, and cleaned up the front hall in the blink of an eye, without any traces.

Fang Zhun chased after the two of them and couldn't run, so he said behind them: "In the future, every first day of the new year, on the fifteenth day, the place where the nail board has just been patted will be itchy, the more you scratch it, the more itchy, and the more you don't scratch, the more itchy." ”

Su Dazhuang and Tian Erhu were crying, howling and running, and after being frightened like this, both of them were a little dumbfounded, thinking in their hearts: "How can there be any places on this body that have not been photographed, won't it be itchy everywhere in the future." ”

Tian Erhu suddenly opened his mind, threw himself on the ground and kowtowed desperately: "Master Zhong Kui spares his life, the disciple knows that he is wrong." In the future, I will no longer dare to do evil, and ask the lord for mercy. ”

Fang Zhun looked at them from behind them and looked at them quite pitifully, sighed and said, "I have heard that there is a miracle medicine, although it can't be cured, it can also be alleviated. ”

Su Dazhuang also woke up when he heard this, and he also lay on the ground and kowtowed vigorously to thank him.

Fang Zhun shook his head and retreated into the garden without a sound. R1152