Chapter 14 Military Training
Every September, a large number of mysterious troops will appear in Huaxia, they come and go without a trace, and they will disappear mysteriously after a flash in the pan. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Of course, this is the worry of foreigners who don't understand our education system, any Chinese person knows that this is fucking military training!
The weather in September is still relatively hot, especially after wearing heavy camouflage uniforms, which makes people feel like they have been thrown into a steamer. Yang Yi has been suffering for two months, and it is still the hottest dog day, and now he is just standing in a military posture, which is much more comfortable for him than when he was practicing. And Yang Yi found that what his grandfather said was true, after two months of horse steps, he had always imagined that his feet were rooted, and now he really felt like he was rooted in the ground.
"Rest for a while, rest for twenty minutes!" This is Yang Yi's instructor, who came out of the army, surnamed Zhu and called Zhu Changyuan, and I don't know how he maintained such a fat body in the army, it's too rare!
"Huhu! Fourth, why do you look at nothing like a dead dog that we are all tired of?" Chen Hao groaned hoarsely: "Fourth brother, save me, the second brother is really not good, hurry up and buy two bottles of water to drink, or you should buy me a wreath!"
Yang Yi also sympathized with Chen Hao's panda hand when he was exposed, who let the fat man get a large heating area! Yang Yi's dormitory was numbered according to age, Yang Yi was the youngest, followed by Zhou Yunhai, and then Chen Hao, and the oldest was Yang Tonglin, who was ten months older than Yang Yi! Yang Yi stood up with the dogtail in his mouth and asked, "What do you drink?" Yang Tonglin said weakly: "It's better to have glucose, that thing is suitable for us to drink now." ”
"Big brother, I'm going to a commissary, not an infirmary, where can I buy glucose for you?" Zhou Yunhai waved his hand: "Don't listen to his nonsense, just buy mineral water, chilled, don't make those vain brains this kind of day!" As soon as he heard that someone was going to run errands, the people who followed him shouted to let Yang Yi take a moment, and finally counted a whole bunch of mineral water.
"Yang Yi, can you help us buy it back together, we really can't walk. "The one who spoke was a girl, with a ponytail and black and white eyes, who was Yang Yi's temporary squad leader, called Gao Xiaoqing. If there are too many lice, it is not itchy, Yang Yi agreed: "Yes, how much do you want?" Gao Xiaoqing gave Yang Yi five yuan: "You can buy four bottles, and the remaining one bottle will be used as a running fee." "Look at the people! Sure enough, the girl is careful!
Seventeen bottles of mineral water were not heavy for Yang Yi, and he bought them back quickly, of course, he sent them to the girls first. "Thank you Yang Yi, you drink it first!" Gao Xiaoqing actually opened a bottle and sent it directly to Yang Yi's mouth, which made Yang Yi flattered, except for being intimate with Meng Yao, he didn't have much experience with girls, and then the mineral water ran away.
As soon as I returned to the cool place, I felt that something was wrong, and the group of animals who were about to die just now actually sat with serious expressions one by one, and their little eyes were all pierced at Yang Yi's body like flying knives! "What nerves do you have? Don't you want to drink water, take it yourself." Zhou Yunhai took the convenience bag and said solemnly: "Give me less sets! Honestly, when did you hook up with the squad leader?"
In the front, there is a righteous rhetoric, but in the back, it is simply a lewd appearance of squeezing eyebrows, not only he is all of this virtue. Yang Yi said angrily: "Don't use your obscene heart to think about me, I just gave someone a little something, and people thanked me." Chen Hao dragged his long voice: "Oh, is it?" turned to Zhou Yunhai and screamed: "Oba, drink my sister's water!"
Zhou Yunhai was even more disgusting, grabbed Chen Hao's fat hand and said affectionately: "Thank you, sister squad leader!" "Oba, do you want someone to feed you?" Zhou Yunhai smiled evilly: "It's better to feed it with your mouth, hehe!" Speaking of this, Chen Hao couldn't stand it, and pushed Zhou Yunhai away: "Damn, the third child, you are so disgusting, go directly to Thailand for surgery and be a monster!"
Yang Yi scolded with a smile: "Old Zhou, your cheap mouth will rot sooner or later, it must start to rot from the tongue first!" Zhou Yunhai stuck out his tongue and said: "It's not rotten, my brother is longer than yours even if he cuts a piece, you bite me!"
"Assemble!" A sharp whistle coupled with the instructor's rough voice, the students of Class 5 all jumped up like fleas, and it didn't take long for a small phalanx to be formed, but there were two missing in a row, but no one asked about it, and it didn't take long for the two students to come with sad faces, and ran to the instructor to stand upright: "Report!"
The instructor looked at them with sharp eyes: "Do you know what to do?" "Instructor, I..." One of them wanted to explain, but was kicked by his companion and stopped talking. The instructor shouted: "Ten laps of the playground! Run and walk!" Zhu Changyuan looks very kind but is definitely a living Hades, and he is extremely punctual, as long as his soldiers are late, they will be punished, all of them are calculated by kilometers, and the students are already open.
"Lizheng! Rest! Lizheng! Walking, walking!" After four days of devil training, Zhu Changyuan nodded with satisfaction: "Look to the right! Lizheng!" Zhu Changyuan said: "Originally, you were going to practice turning left and right and kicking right steps in three days, but your head teacher said that it was too old-fashioned and not novel, so let me teach you something else, time is tight, today you must learn military boxing, I will show you first!"
A set of military physical boxing was beaten by Zhu Changyuan, but no one wanted to move at all, everyone was aesthetically fatigued by the martial arts that exploded at every turn in the TV series, Zhu Changyuan's military physical boxing is no different from broadcast gymnastics for them.
As a martial arts family, Yang Huashu also taught Yang Yi boxing, and even he can also do military boxing, but there are some differences with Zhu Changyuan. According to Yang Huashu, there are three realms of boxing, one is to generate wind, which is the introduction to boxing, and the other is to crack the air, and the punch tears the air to produce the sound of cracking the air, which is a small achievement in entering the house, and finally it is the fist intent, Yang Huashu didn't say much.
After playing a set of military boxing, Zhu Changyuan saw sweat on his forehead, and the students looked disapplieving, and he naturally saw it in his eyes, and immediately teased: "You look down on military boxing, right, this way, any of you who are not convinced can come out to challenge me, I will use military boxing to compete with you, as long as you win, you can play your teacher casually for the remaining three days, then I will go back and say, of course, if you lose, it is not a big deal, the old rules are ten circles, dare not? After this village, there will be no such shop!"
Who wants to be exposed to the sun outside on a hot day, as soon as Zhu Yuanyuan's words came out, someone suddenly moved, especially Chen Hao, this guy is about the same size as the instructor, but he is half a head taller than the instructor, and the instructor can't help it when he provokes him like this. Yang Yi saw that he was hot-headed and stepped on him, and whispered: "Don't make a mistake! The instructor is not easy to mess with, so if you don't want to suffer hardship, stay honest!"
"No, I think he's just a showman, buddy, I've been fighting since I was a child. "Who is talking secretly!Come out!" may have been a little louder, and Chen Hao's whisper was heard. Chen Hao walked out with a big grin, and Zhu Changchang said angrily: "Who else will come out together! Lao Tzu doesn't believe that he is talking to himself!" Yang Yi had no choice but to come out.
"Okay! Very good, you must want to challenge me, now I give you this opportunity, either challenge me now, or twenty laps!" "Ten laps will be tired and half dead, and twenty laps will kill you!" "Second brother, don't...""Instructor, I want to challenge you!" Chen Hao was originally moved, but he was really fooled by the instructor's excitement, and Yang Yi's words were too late to finish, and he had already agreed.
"Okay! Kid has a kind, don't say that the instructor bullies you, you come first!" all say that the first strike, but there are many martial arts that are preemptive, such as Yang Yi's eighteen falls and Taijiquan, which are all like this, and the first opportunity is not so easy to grab.
Chen Hao was not polite, and punched the instructor in the chest with a low cry. Zhu Changchang was in danger, and looked at Chen Hao with contempt as the stupid boy rushed over, picking a block on his right arm, and at the same time taking a step forward with his right leg, and quickly punching Chen Hao in the chest with his left fist, this is not a game, his right hand was inserted obliquely into the back of Chen Hao's head, and his left hand grabbed his right wrist and directly locked his throat, and his shoulder was pushed up, directly knocking Chen Hao down.
"Boy, are you convinced?" Chen Hao's tears came out of his strangulation, and he couldn't speak, so he could only slap the ground hard, meaning that he had admitted defeat. Zhu Changyuan stood up and said: "Students, this is the sixteenth style of military body boxing, although there is an order in military body boxing, but it is improvisable in actual combat, not that it must be finished in order, for everyone to better understand, Yang Yi came to attack me!"
Yang Yi had a good performance in military training, which naturally made Zhu Changyuan remember his name, especially when he challenged discipline by talking to Chen Hao just now, he must give him some color and see!
Yang Yi shook his head again and again: "No, no, I can't do it with you!" Zhu Changchang said angrily: "I just let you beat you, do you still think you can beat me? This is just a demonstration by the classmates, hurry up and do it!" "No, no! Absolutely not, instructor, you better find someone else, I don't dare!"
"I said, why are you such a big guy so faced! I'll let you fight, come here!" Zhu Changyuan said that he wanted to catch Yang Yi, but Yang Yi's body twisted and actually dodged. Zhu Changyuan sighed lightly, just now he brought a little grappling kung fu, how could he not even catch a high school student, this face can't be passed!
grabbed Yang Yi's arm with his backhand, but Yang Yi shrank his hand at the same time, and Zhu Changchang didn't even touch Yang Yi's camouflage uniform. The successive failures completely made Zhu Changyuan unable to hold his face, and he said angrily: "Everyone disperses, Yang Yi, I see where you are going!"