Chapter 137: Blind Date 3
Zheng Qi, as his name suggests, is dressed very neatly, with long hair fluttering, wearing a white shirt and a gauze skirt printed with lilies, and his straight jade legs are looming, and Liu Junhu's eyes are about to fall out. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info said earlier that Liu Junhu is a carnivore and extremely lacks maternal love, so his pair of thief eyes always stare at people's chests, and Zheng Qi is expressionless.
At this time, Zheng Qi suddenly touched the table as if he was looking for something, and squinted and grabbed it several times. Yang Yi pushed the coffee forward a little before she took a sip from the cup.
"Uh, forgive me for taking the liberty of your eyes, Miss Zheng?" Zheng Qi subconsciously made a gesture to hold his glasses, and then reacted that he was not wearing glasses, and said embarrassedly: "I am 1,800 degrees myopia, but the glasses I usually use are broken, so I wear contact lenses, but it doesn't seem to be appropriate, it's rude." Liu Junhu hurriedly waved his hand and said excitedly: "Don't get in the way, Miss Zheng is so beautiful, I believe it will be even more beautiful with glasses!"
Zheng Qi was confused for a moment, a little unconvinced, and asked: "I'm sorry, you're two people, right? I can't see clearly, who is my blind date?" Liu Junhu suddenly jumped up and pointed at himself and said loudly: "I! I! I'm your object!" Zheng Qi stepped back a little and said: "I'm just short-sighted, there is no problem with hearing, please don't speak so loudly." ”
Liu Junhu was suddenly a little embarrassed, Yang Yi hurriedly came out to play a round and said: "My brother is just a little nervous, he is usually not like this, he likes to be quiet, his favorite thing is to make a cup of black tea in the afternoon and read in the study, absolutely literary and artistic youth!"
The last word has gone out of tune, and this is all thanks to Yang Yi's kick, whose Pu'er is a little sweet? Do you think it's the farmer's three punches! Liu Junhu knew that he had said the wrong thing, Zheng Qi nodded and said: "I am a person who needs to have a quiet creative environment because of my work, to be honest, I am now of the age of marriage, so I am very serious about this blind date, if Mr. Liu just wants to have fun then everyone should not waste time." ”
Yang Yi tiptoed to the corner, this Zheng Qi doesn't seem to be as simple as being short-sighted, she is more like she is blind! Liu Junhu is obviously opposite her, but she wants to twist her head to talk to herself, she probably hasn't even seen what Liu Junhu looks like so far!
Liu Junhu straightened his waist and said: "Miss Zheng, please rest assured, I am also an older leftover man, the family is in a hurry, and the old man wants to hold his grandson, so I have also thought about it, if we can complement each other, then it is absolutely excellent, please rest assured, I am a person who is responsible for the family!" Hearing Liu Junhu say seriously that he is a person who is responsible for the family, Yang Yi almost couldn't hold back his laughter, can a dog change and eat?
Zheng Qi was very satisfied with Liu Junhu's serious tone, and said with a smile: "Very good, it's good that Mr. Liu can think like this, here I want to say a few requirements for my partner, please listen, the same, you can also say about the requirements for your partner, let's compare." ”
Yang Yi was very embarrassed, although he had changed from sitting diagonally opposite Zheng Qi just now to the corner of the wall, Zheng Qi still stared at him unrelentingly, as if he had been talking to him, Liu Junhu had become a transparent person. "Miss Zheng, I'm sorry, my brother is directly opposite you, I am his younger brother Yang Yi, I just came to accompany my brother on a blind date. ”
Zheng Qi squinted at Liu Junhu for a while, and said confusedly: "Is there anyone opposite me?" "Yes, yes, yes, haven't I been here all along?" Liu Junhu suddenly stood up as if startling Zheng Qi, covered his chest and said: "I'm sorry, I can't see clearly, can I trouble you not to stay still, I just thought you were just a decorative vase." ”
The third master covered his chest and said bitterly: "Are the eyes of this female doll really just short-sighted?" Wood sighed: "Let's count it as myopia, it's not far from being blind, do you want to persuade the young master, I heard that myopia can also be inherited." The third grandmother waved her hand and said, "No, isn't it just that there is something wrong with the eyes, as long as Xiaohu likes it, it can be honest, it's not a problem, it's just a vegetative person that our family can feed!"
There is such an advantage to having a lot of money, anyway, the third master's family is not short of money, and raising a hundred and ten people is the same as playing.
Due to Zheng Qi's request, Liu Junhu is now like a maggot, always dangling in front of Zheng Qi, and after a while, Zheng Qi covered his head and said: "Don't you be so intense, okay, I see things blurry and ghosted, you shake me like this, I am dizzy, vomit!" The moment Zheng Qi lowered his head and retched, his trembling chest was suddenly deformed by his hand, Liu Junhu was already stunned, and there was nothing else in his eyes except for the pair of waves!
"Number one, I don't want my partner to stick to me every day because I have to write and don't have a lot of time to spend with him. Second, I hope that after getting married, the two of us can move out and live, and I am not used to living with the elderly. Third, you can't have pets at home, but this kind of turtle and the like can, and it's easier to raise. ”
Chai Sen was a little stunned, there was only one dog here, where did the turtle come from, could it be under the buttocks? Okay, Yang Yi was no longer able to complain about Zheng Qi's big eyes, and stepped forward to take away Chai Sen, who was still a little dazed, but he didn't expect this move to attract Zheng Qi's eyes to him again.
Zheng Qi said impatiently: "Mr. Liu, listening carefully when others are talking is basic politeness, please don't always run around!" Liu Junhu is indeed looking at Zheng Qi's milk seriously, ahh
Yang Yi stood up with Chai Sen in his arms and said, "My brother is still in front of you, forget it, I'll go out, and the two of you will talk slowly." Brother, I'm leaving!" Before he gave Liu Junhu a kick, he was going to drink milk in the arms of the party's family! "Oh oh! You go, let's talk slowly." "When you go out, you have to spend money on occupying a seat, Yang Yi simply hid in the toilet, and the provincial general manager was regarded as Liu Junhu, which was so embarrassing!
Don't say it, it's definitely a pleasure to do Weibo on the toilet, now there are nearly three million fans, Yang Yi's visits are rising, at first Yang Yi naively thought that everyone had to reply, and after fighting for a day and a night, he knew that this reply was a fantasy, and he could only give up!
In order to maintain a good mood, Yang Yi will ignore this kind of person, the fans in Weibo are not talking about themselves, but all kinds of buildings, some people even chatted privately when they saw each other, and last month there were two because they met in Yang Yi's Weibo, and finally became a couple, but the result is unknown, Yang Yi sent very few selfies, and it is rare to stink and beautiful today.
Just in the toilet, take pictures, and specially photograph the toilet in, the title is called "It's okay to squat on the toilet and brush Weibo, it's so cool!" As soon as Weibo was sent, there were already thousands of comments, and the one who grabbed the sofa was a netizen called "Love to make mistakes", and the reply was also very interesting "I grabbed the sofa all my life, and I actually grabbed the toilet today!"
Just when Yang Yi was brushing up, the door of the toilet suddenly opened, and it was Zheng Qi! Good guy, it's really worthy of her blind eyes, Yang Yi is such a big living person there, she doesn't seem to see it, pick up the gauze skirt and want to **** At this moment, Yang Yi held his breath, for a moment, Yang Yi thought a lot, and the core content was whether he should make a sound?
If you don't make a sound, you will definitely be treated as a pervert afterwards, and the best result of speaking out is that both of you are embarrassed, and you end up unhappy. It is estimated that God can't see it, so when Yang Yi moved, he saw the small camera hidden in Chai Sen's head, all of which was in the eyes of the third master!
"Get out! Someone!" Yang Yi burst into tears and frightened Zheng Qi, who was unprepared, trembled, just now her hands were buttoning the elastic band of her underwear, and suddenly she heard someone behind her, and she almost didn't pee!
Yang Yi's burst of applause caused thunderous applause on the other side. "Okay! Teacher Xiao Yang is really a contemporary Yanagishita Megumi!" "I can bear it like this, my Teacher Yang is awesome!" "Cut, Lao Tzu can too." "It's the first time I've heard someone say that it's so fresh and refined. The third grandmother said with a smile: "Xiao Yi is really a good boy, it's not in vain that I love him so much." ”
"That's it, you don't look at who the grandson is, which one of the people Lao Tzu likes is a mortal, Xiaoyi's determination alone is worthy of praise!" The third grandmother said disdainfully: "What qualifications do you have to speak, you can't tell that woman clearly! Old broken shoes!" The third master said angrily: "Can you stop talking about other people, you still don't let go of everyone who is dead, you old woman is crazy!"
Zheng Qi reacted as a woman, and after screaming, she waved Yang Yi and slapped her. The ten fingers of these hands are slender and boneless, but the fingertips are a little hard, which should be calluses from frequent typing. The ghost knows why a writer has so much energy, Yang Yi has been pasted on the wall, and isn't she a big short-sighted?
After pasting Yang Yi on the wall, Zheng Qi left, Yang Yi also heard a loud slap on the wall, and then saw Liu Junhu come in with a red face, looking like he wanted to find someone to fight.
"Brother Tiger, you have to listen to my explanation!" "I don't listen! I don't listen! I! no! listen!" Liu Junhu looked really anxious, and pounced on Yang Yi with red eyes, the result was completely predictable, he was pressed on the toilet by Yang Yi, and after a long thirty minutes of explanation, he finally said that he could understand all this, it was all Zheng Qi's fault, and they couldn't destroy their brother's relationship because of a woman!
So the two brothers got back together and hugged each other cordially. So many things have happened to make Liu Junhu understand one thing, today's day is not good, it is not suitable for blind dates, it is better to go out to wave, because he also feels sorry for Liu Junhu, Yang Yi took off the camera on Chai Sen's head, which can be regarded as helping Liu Junhu remove the shackles.