Chapter 133: Children Can't Get Used to It
"Idiot. After a while, Chu Li said lightly.
The corners of Jiang Nan's mouth twitched slightly: "I'm called infatuation, okay!"
"Cut~ boring love. Chu Li pouted.
Jiang Nan wiped his cold sweat: "I said, Mr. Chu, don't you yearn for a warm love? A home of three people is warmer than a home of two people, right?"
"Not interested. It's okay for us to have me and Guoguo in our family. Chu Li said lightly.
"Ha~"
"Guoguo, come down, mom will lead you away. At this time, Chu Li said again.
"No. I'm going to ride on Uncle Jiangnan's neck. Guoguo hugged Jiangnan's head tightly, unwilling to let go.
"Chu Guoguo, you're disobedient again, aren't you!" Chu Li accentuated his tone.
Guoguo showed an aggrieved expression that she wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry, which was very pitiful.
Jiang Nan smiled and said, "Mr. Chu, just rely on her." ”
Chu Li glared at Jiang Nan angrily: "You are doting! Children can't get used to it!"
"Forget it, if there is a tiger mother at home, it must be matched with a cat father, such a combination is the perfect partner for educating children. Jiang Nan smiled.
"Although the words are true, but, eh?" Chu Li blinked, and then he reacted, and was angry: "Whose cat father are you! Don't recognize your daughter!"
Jiang Nan smiled and didn't squeak.
But Guoguo was a little dissatisfied.
She bravely said, "Mom, why do you keep bullying Uncle Jiangnan? I can't stand it anymore!"
Jiang Nan was moved to tears.
"Guoguo, you are really an angel of your uncle. Are you here to save me?"
Guoguo nodded heavily, and shook his little pink fist: "Angel Guoguo is here, who dares to bully my Uncle Jiangnan? It hurts, woo, Mom, I was wrong, don't pull my ears. ”
Chu Li let go of his hand and glared at Guoguo and Jiang Nan angrily: "When I see the two of you, I'm angry." ”
With that, he walked forward, but not at a fast pace.
Jiang Nan followed behind with Guoguo.
"Hey, Uncle Jiangnan, why is my mother always angry?" Guoguo whispered in her ear.
"Hmm... Jiang Nan thought about it, and also whispered: "Menopause is advanced." ”
Guoguo blinked: "What is menopause?"
"Menopause is when a woman can lose her temper willfully, and a man must not only not be angry, but also serve her well. Jiangnan explained in layman's terms.
Guoguo blinked, and then said innocently: "I also want to go through menopause." ”
Jiang Nan sweated slightly, cleaned up his emotions, and whispered again: "Guoguo has no menopause, and a grumpy woman has passed menopause." Guoguo must be the most gentle cute girl in the world when she grows up, so she won't encounter menopause. Besides, menopause is not a good thing, it is the same as men's secondary disease, and sooner or later it will become a black history that women do not want to look back on in their lives. ”
Guoguo blinked again, glanced at Chu Li in front of him, and whispered again: "Then after menopause, can my mother's bad temper get better?"
"Hmm... It's hard to say, it depends on the individual's creation. ”
"Oh. Guoguo didn't know if he understood or not, so let's put on an expression of understanding first.
Chu Li, who was walking in front, couldn't help it, stopped suddenly, then turned to look at Guoguo and Jiang Nan, and said with a black line on his face: "You guys mutter, I heard it all! Chu Guoguo, you girl with no conscience, Jiang Nan has only been here at our house for a few days, and you have rebelled?"
"Hey, hey. Guoguo stuck out her tongue and grimaced.
The corners of Chu Li's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked helpless.
Jiang Nan kept smiling, but didn't speak.
The three began to walk side by side.
After a while, Jiang Nan remembered something, and suddenly said: "By the way, Mr. Chu, I'll add you QQ, right? ”
Chu Li's expression was a little tangled, and he thought for a long time before he said, "Okay." ”
Jiang Nan was overjoyed and took out his mobile phone: "Then you say QQ number, I'll add it." ”
“775xxx。 Chu Li said lightly.
"Hmm, this number, how do I feel familiar?" Jiang Nan muttered as he added a friend.
The other side.
Chu Li heard the short ringtone of the friend application ringing on the QQ mobile phone, so he opened the QQ page.
Glancing at the applicant, Chu Li's face darkened again.
'Don't add me if you have small breasts'
Wasn't that the stranger who applied for a friend that night?
Chu Li's gaze fell on Jiang Nan, and his face darkened.
It's a guy!
Decisive refusal!
"Eh?" Jiang Nan looked at the rejected text message prompt, and then looked up at Chu Li: "Mr. Chu, why did you refuse?
"I'm sorry, I'm small-breasted, I don't dare to add you as a friend. Chu Li said lightly.
Jiangnan finally understood what was going on.
It turned out to be the reason for the screen name!
"Ahem, Mr. Chu, this screen name was given casually when he committed the second disease, and there is no malice. Besides, although Mr. Chu's breasts are not big, they are in good shape. Jiang Nan said while gesturing with his hand: "You know the water drops, right? It is said that the most perfect chest shape is the water drop shape. ”
Syllable!
Chu Li rewarded Jiangnan with a black line on his face: "Shameless!"
Guoguo rubbed his head for Jiang Nan with his little hands, and said frankly: "Uncle Jiangnan, you have nothing to do." Mom has been particularly mindful lately that people say she has small breasts. ”
Then Guoguo tilted his head, looked at Jiangnan, and said, "Hey, Uncle Jiangnan, is it because of me?"
"Huh?" Jiang Nan was stunned: "How do you say this?"
Chu Li was also curious.
Guoguo said seriously: "If I eat too much, my mother's breasts will become smaller." ”
Jiangnan: ...
Chu Li was very frustrated: "Chu Guoguo, who did you learn these messy things from?!"
Guoguo said weakly: "Auntie." ”
"Chu Le!" Chu Li's face was angry, and he was about to dial the phone with his hand.
Jiang Nan hurriedly stopped Chu Li.
"Forget it, Chu Le doesn't have any malice. Besides, Tong Yan is unscrupulous, so don't worry about it. ”
Chu Li took a deep breath and finally calmed down.
She sighed and said lightly, "It's almost time to go back." ”
At this time, two young girls wearing cheongsams came over with leaflets.
"Miss, your face is not very good, may you be overtired, do you want to go to the spa?" said a girl.
Jiang Nan looked vigilant: "Hey, beauty, won't all of you be male technicians in this club, right?"
"No, it's usually female technicians. Of course, if you want to appoint a male technician, that's okay too. ”
"Mr. Chu, let's go, you must not enter the spa shop with a male technician. Jiang Nan pulled Chu Li and left.
But he hadn't taken two steps when suddenly a voice sounded.
"Huh, Chu Li?"
The sound is somewhat familiar.
Jiang Nan turned his head to look, and a tall woman had just gotten out of a BMW.
It turned out to be Liu Hui, a female doctor from Jiangcheng Happiness Hospital.
Jiang Nan vaguely remembered that this woman seemed to be a high school classmate of Xue Wei and Chu Li, and she was also Duanmu Chen's admirer, and she and Chu Li were once rivals in love.