Chapter 017: Liposuction
"Get out of the way, let me come!"
Song Anran squeezed away the salesman who ran over, pressed his head directly on Fang Wenxuan's head, and hurriedly said silently: "System, treat his stroke disease immediately!" ”
"Host, this move will deplete your reserve energy, and it will not benefit you, so it is not recommended to carry it out!"
Seeing Fang Wenxuan suddenly have a stroke, Song Anran felt some self-blame in his heart, if he had reminded him at that time, it is estimated that these subsequent things would not have happened. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
So Song Anran was a little annoyed by the system's rejection suggestion, and shouted: "My orders must be carried out in accordance with them without delay!" ”
The system did not respond, but Song Anran could feel that there was something inexplicable that seeped into Fang Wenxuan's head through his palm.
"Are you a doctor or not, and do you know how to heal diseases? Palm pressed on my husband's head, what kind of bullshit therapy is this? ”
Zhou Xue was a little anxious, just now Song Anran drank back from the others, and her confident appearance made her mistake her for a doctor, but looking at this posture, it was not the same thing at all.
In a hurry, she stretched out her fat hand and was about to beat Song Anran's hand away!
At this moment, Fang Wenxuan suddenly opened his eyes, glared at her, and shouted, "Don't be rude to the master!" ”
"Ah, husband, you're awake! How do you feel? Zhou Xue was suddenly overjoyed, wiped her tears, and howled again, "Husband, I won't murder you anymore." What should I do if you don't do it? ”
Seeing that Fang Wenxuan was back to normal, Song Anran withdrew his hand and stood up.
"What a howl, I'm not dead yet, hurry up and help me up!"
Seeing that Zhou Xue was afraid and retreated, Fang Wenxuan suddenly became angry, and Zhou Xue also reversed the fierceness just now and obediently helped him up.
"It's all gone, go back to work, I'm fine!"
Fang Wenxuan, who stood up, waved away the employees who came closer.
He cleaned up his clothes, bowed to Song Anran is big salute, straightened up, and said respectfully: "Thank you, master, for saving your life!" Master Song, if you don't show the true ability of this hand qigong to cure diseases, I really don't dare to recognize you! ”
Hearing him say this, Song Anran knew that he recognized him, and he didn't hide it anymore, and asked directly: "How did you confirm it?" ”
Fang Wenxuan smiled confidently and said, "I have a skill to recognize people. As long as you meet once, you can still call each other's names when you meet again after five years. As soon as we met today, I told myself in my heart that you were the same as yesterday, but you have changed so much that I doubted myself for the first time. ”
"Now you have revealed your true skills again, a master like you, I am lucky to meet one person in three lives, and when I meet two people in a row, my ancestors will crawl out of the grave with a smile!"
Song Anran was stunned and asked in a low voice: "So, do you know very well what happened on the plane?" ”
He nodded slightly and said, "My sister works at Phoenix Airlines, and after knowing that I also took that flight, she told me the truth!" ”
Speaking of this, Fang Wenxuan bowed again and said, "The master can be said to have saved my life twice in a row, such a great kindness, enough for me to remember for a lifetime!" ”
Seeing that he said it so solemnly, it made Song Anran a little embarrassed, and said: "I saved myself on the plane, you don't have to take it to heart." You had a stroke just now, and if you were sent to the hospital for some time to recuperate, it will be fine! ”
Fang Wenxuan shook his head and insisted: "Don't say anything about the plane in advance, I feel it most clearly just now!" I felt confused, a feeling of fluttering, and then a cool breath came from the top of my head, instantly flowing through my body, and pulling me back to reality. This time, the master must recognize the life-saving grace! ”
Zhou Xue kept standing beside her, looking at Fang Wenxuan, and then at Song Anran, listening to the words of the two of them, her face changed again and again.
Suddenly, her fat hand grabbed Fang Wenxuan's ear again, "Fang Wenxuan, you are too much!" I actually teamed up with your fox friends to pretend to be sick to deceive me, I can't live this day! I want a divorce! ”
Fang Wenxuan directly slapped Zhou Xue's hand away, and said angrily: "Zhou Xue, what are you crazy about!" You can say whatever you want me, don't insult the master. I really didn't pretend to be sick, Master Song really saved my life just now! ”
Zhou Xue shouted in disbelief: "Fang Wenxuan, you are a three-year-old doll when you are the old lady!" Return the master, return the qigong to cure the disease! One moment you're dying, the next you're alive again. If you don't pretend to be sick, unless he's a god! ”
Fang Wenxuan trembled angrily and wanted to refute, but he couldn't find suitable evidence.
After all, this thing is too unbelievable, and he really can't prove it, so he can't let himself have another stroke.
After thinking for a while, he turned his head to Song Anran and said, "Master Song, yesterday you were still a fairy wind dao bone that was about to fly with the wind, and today you are a beautiful son of the turbid world." Please forgive me for taking the liberty of being able to change the master to the same as yesterday again, and open the eyes of this fat woman who has no knowledge! ”
To say that yesterday's shape is so elegant, it is really worthy of doing business.
Song Anran smiled and said casually: "A few days ago, I had a mistake when I was practicing qigong, and I lost the fat in my body. Last night, I practiced again and recovered. It's not good for your body to go back to what it was yesterday! ”
Zhou Xue rolled her eyelids, glanced at Song Anran, and said very disdainfully: "What is the blind comparison, you have the ability to refine the fat of the old lady!" If you can do it, the old lady will throw you 200,000 yuan on the spot, and when I see you in the future, I will still offer you as an ancestor! ”
"You ......" Song Anran was really angry, and he couldn't wait to slap her!
"Host, this is really a viable way to absorb energy!"
At this moment, the voice of the system suddenly sounded in his head, "This woman's body is fat, according to my estimate, the energy provided by this fat is enough to be worth the energy you ate yesterday!" ”
Song Anran was stunned, and hurriedly asked silently: "Can you really absorb her fat without harming her physical health?" ”
"Through my understanding of you, I have completely deconstructed the structure of the human body, and I am 99.9999% sure that I will absorb the fat of her body without harming her physical health, if you don't want to!"
Song Anran thought about it, this is indeed a good way to absorb energy. However, he felt some nausea again, as if he had a feeling of cannibalism.
Suddenly, he thought of a question and asked in surprise: "System, that is, can you directly extract and transform energy from various foods other than my body?" ”
"Can't! I am activated by you, and by my essence, I cannot exist on my own without your body! But as human beings, their basic constituent particles are roughly more than 90% similar to yours. This allows me to integrate into their bodies for a short period of time through your close contact with them, in a certain way. ”
The explanation of the system made Song Anran a little half-understood, but the only thing he could be clear about was that he could indeed absorb Zhou Xue's excess body fat through the system!
Thinking about the pain of eating violently last night, and then looking at Zhou Xue who was like a bucket in front of her, and her defiant and contemptuous eyes, Song Anran finally made up her mind.
It can not only avoid the distress caused by his constant eating, but also make a big fat man slim again, and make her believe in his ability.
Song Anran pretended to be a master, glanced at Zhou Xue coldly, turned his head to Fang Wenxuan and said, "Find a secluded place, I will make an exception to show you today, what is liposuction qigong!" ”
"Great!" Fang Wenxuan shouted excitedly, opened his voice and shouted: "Today, you all leave work early, double your salary, and leave me quickly!" ”
Ten minutes later, except for Lao Li, who was still working in that workshop, all the salespeople were gone, the security doors and windows were all down, and the watch store became a confined space!
Song Anran sat cross-legged on the ground with his heart facing the sky, but Zhou Xue was too fat to sit cross-legged, so he could only kneel on his fat legs with his back to him.
Song Anran understands very well why Taoist priests and monks should pay so much attention to things, Taoism and rituals.
In fact, these things have no practical effect at all, but these pre-rituals are necessary, and they are very necessary, otherwise you won't be able to show your professionalism, and you won't be able to fool people.
Therefore, Song Anran also temporarily thought of some pre-rituals and fooled around first.
He first calmed his mind for five minutes; Then he made a random gesture for five minutes, pretending to let his fingers fly up and down, and a lot of sweat broke out on the door of his head. Then, he held his breath so hard that his face was red and his neck was thick, as if he had been constipated for ten days; In the end, he suddenly shouted, snapped, and his palms were attached to Zhou Xue's back.
Fang Wenxuan had been standing beside him, staring at Song Anran very excitedly, and he didn't dare to take a breath, lest he disturb Song Anran and affect his great skills.
When Song Anran's palm was attached to Zhou Xue's back, Fang Wenxuan's eyes immediately widened, as if he had seen a ghost, his face was full of disbelief.
Zhou Xue's bulging body was like snow touching fiery red molten iron, and it was rapidly melting at a speed visible to the naked eye! Especially her big pie face, like a goose egg face, quickly advancing.
Fang Wenxuan's heart immediately became hot, what will always reside in his heart, that twenty-year-old Xiao Xuexue, is this about to reappear in the world again?